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PayUp · 10-18-2008, 02:00 PM

my penis dances with the devil under the pale moonlight, collects O.J. Simpson memorabilia, and I used it as a 5 iron at the driving range today.

Oh, and it can fling cashews across the room.

nomcat · 10-18-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PayUp

Oh, and it can fling cashews across the room.

Yeah, it's gotta be cashews... peanuts just don't sit right.

Craven Morehead · 10-18-2008, 04:03 PM

This thread is the penile equivalent of the Captains of Crush thread

Milnoc · 10-19-2008, 07:01 AM

I use my penis as a trébuchet for storming enemy castles.

dlish · 10-19-2008, 09:34 AM

his is just like the chuck norris thread..except with penises.

my penis can use a hammer to nail nails into the wall

Crack · 12-23-2008, 11:03 AM

Once I angered my Penis, and it started a blog on how much it hated vaginas just to get back at me.

biznatch · 12-23-2008, 01:47 PM

Sometimes if I'm bored and naked I'll turn my hips from side to side and make my penis slap my ass, from around the side.

Also, I pole vault with my penis. Hell, my penis doubles as a stripper pole.

Borla · 12-23-2008, 04:28 PM

My penis has it's OWN penis.

hotdog690 · 12-23-2008, 05:50 PM

My SO used to hang her handbag on mine.

stevie667 · 12-25-2008, 03:00 PM

My penis doesn't have a tip under its hood, it has another tiny penis.

I've got a strange urge to stand in my room naked and do a bit of a twirly bird right now...hmmm....

10-18-2008, 02:00 PM	#41 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	my penis dances with the devil under the pale moonlight, collects O.J. Simpson memorabilia, and I used it as a 5 iron at the driving range today. Oh, and it can fling cashews across the room. __________________ Born to Lose.

10-19-2008, 09:34 AM	#45 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	his is just like the chuck norris thread..except with penises. my penis can use a hammer to nail nails into the wall __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-23-2008, 11:03 AM	#46 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Once I angered my Penis, and it started a blog on how much it hated vaginas just to get back at me. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-23-2008, 01:47 PM	#47 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Sometimes if I'm bored and naked I'll turn my hips from side to side and make my penis slap my ass, from around the side. Also, I pole vault with my penis. Hell, my penis doubles as a stripper pole. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

12-23-2008, 04:28 PM	#48 (permalink)
Borla Junkie	My penis has it's OWN penis. __________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde!!!!

10-18-2008, 04:03 PM	#43 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	This thread is the penile equivalent of the Captains of Crush thread

10-19-2008, 07:01 AM	#44 (permalink)
Milnoc Crazy Location: Montreal	I use my penis as a trébuchet for storming enemy castles.

12-23-2008, 05:50 PM	#49 (permalink)
hotdog690 Upright Location: Southern NH	My SO used to hang her handbag on mine.

12-25-2008, 03:00 PM	#50 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	My penis doesn't have a tip under its hood, it has another tiny penis. I've got a strange urge to stand in my room naked and do a bit of a twirly bird right now...hmmm.... __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.