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my penis dances with the devil under the pale moonlight, collects O.J. Simpson memorabilia, and I used it as a 5 iron at the driving range today.
Oh, and it can fling cashews across the room. |
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I use my penis as a trébuchet for storming enemy castles.
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his is just like the chuck norris thread..except with penises.
my penis can use a hammer to nail nails into the wall |
Once I angered my Penis, and it started a blog on how much it hated vaginas just to get back at me.
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Sometimes if I'm bored and naked I'll turn my hips from side to side and make my penis slap my ass, from around the side.
Also, I pole vault with my penis. Hell, my penis doubles as a stripper pole. |
My penis has it's OWN penis.
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My SO used to hang her handbag on mine.
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My penis doesn't have a tip under its hood, it has another tiny penis.
I've got a strange urge to stand in my room naked and do a bit of a twirly bird right now...hmmm.... |
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