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ItWasMe, I've got a million more strange yet effective hiding spots. It comes from watching too many spy movies as a young boy. I even put a hair on my door before leaving to see if anyone else stops by.
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The movie Cashback comes to mind when I started reading this thread. Where they were putting the dick shaped things in the peoples carts and seeing how many still bought them. I got o extreme lengths to keep my parents and my sex life totally separate. They are like oil and water. No mix at all. I try to be open with my parents about certain things and I've ground either they're totally uncomfortable about it or I chicken out. I would keep it separate. Who wants to know their daughter might have lost her virginity to a rubber device made in China....best of luck to you on this one.
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Am I the only one here who is thinking "Um...miss, you are 18 now. GO GET YOUR OWN PLACE and you wont have to hide anything!"....lol.
Seriously tho. I suggest if this is such an uncomfortable situation, dont embarase you OR her, and keep this to yourself. Find a good hiding place, and make sure your DOOR IS LOCKED when you are using it....Nothing more embarasing for a child than to have a parent walk in on them. |
Get one of these: JT's Stockroom - Lipstick Vibes
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use one of their credit cards and blame it on your dad.
Seriously, you're 18. You're an adult. There's no reason you have to follow their archaic rules of sexuality. If a conversation ensues just explain to them that it's the easiest way for you to control your urges without jumping every mans bone you come across. |
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"Act like an eighteen year old and do something deceptive! But seriously, you're eighteen and an adult". Made me laugh. |
You could also just get this for your cell phone:
http://teknoraver.net/software/mpfl Probably best to put it in a plastic bag when you use it, especially if insertion is involved. You wouldn't want to have to explain that to the tech support guy. |
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Some of us have birthdays near the beginning of the school year. Most of my senior year in high school, I was 18. Sure we can legally move out, but I think finishing at least high school is a better option. I must say my parents treated me more as an adult that year, though...and I think I reacted in kind.
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As far as the OP goes, you probably already have an idea of what I'm gonna say: Get your own toy and hide it in your own place. If they find it, well at least they aren't finding a man in bed with you. It could be worse, your mom could be finding your handcuffs! Happened to me a long time ago, and they were in my car! I told her they were a joke gift from a friend. |
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I am not sure I, personally, would tell my mother I wanted a sex toy. Likely I would just out and buy one. I think if your mum were to happen upon it one day she wouldn't be surprised. It's possible she wouldn't even bring it up with you as she may be more embarrased about it than you! So go out and buy one, no need to talk to your mum about it!:thumbsup: |
I used to hide my pot stash in a hollow lamp, but if your mom cleans your room, & is thorough..........
A lot of the adult novelty shops around here are also head shops, & they sell a variety of stash cans disguised as anything from EZ Off to W-D 40. A tennis ball can with some padding, mixed in with actual tennis ball cans, might work. |
OK...without reading any of the other posts...and i'm sure that this has been addressed...why, in the name of all that is holy and not, would you ever want to?!?
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I was a cop. :lol: That's not why they were in my car. :uhh: |
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg That could get uncomfortable. |
It's...um...a new policy for increased prisoner comfort.
Yea...that's it. Also we polled inmates and found that their favorite color for handcuffs was pink. I swear. |
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Although... As an interesting (to me at least) aside is that our holding cells were painted with pink walls. The theory, and it seemed to hold up, was that the color pink had a calming effect on combative drunks. People get paid a shitpot full of money to figure this stuff out. |
Isn't that why that Joe Arpaio guy dresses his inmates in pink?
/threadjack I've never had a sex toy. Have any guys here ever had one? What did it do for you? Did you ask your 'rents to buy it? |
My parents didnt have to look for my handcuffs (that I acquired from a hot local cop when I was 18) I kept them around my rearview mirror lol
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I found my Smith and Wesson nickel plated handcuffs in the garage when I was moving out. Even though it had been years since I'd used them, I still had the key on my keychain as a joke, so I gave them to my dad :lol: He didn't ask any questions about why they were in the garage.
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I'm a guy and I like anal penetration but I'm straight. So I kept my glass dildos hidden next to my bed against the corner on the wall. Today I took out the bedsheet to the laundry. Washed them with my mom and whatnot. I came back home and did a shitty job on putting on the bedsheets on my bed. So my mom decides to fix it and leaned over to the corner with the toys. She lifted the bed and reached in, picked it up, looked at it for 2 seconds, put it back. Now I don't know what to do. She might think of me differently now. :shakehead:
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I too had a stash of porn when I was younger, and I certainly never told my parents. They probably knew, but we never discussed it. I hid it in my drawer, with loads of other stuff. A metal box with a lock would also work. If she ever opens it, and asks you about the contents, she will have a lot of explaining to do...
IMO there are two issues here: 1) You are a sexual person, and want to explore your sexuality. That's perfectly normal. Your mother should accept that. 2) Your mother doesn't seem to respect your privacy. Perhaps a lock on your bedroom door (or even talking about that) will make her understand. |
As a teen, I found my dad's stash of pornographic magazines, and began a little industry as a reading room to my friends.
Not being an idiot, I only ever took a couple at a time, so my dad wouldn't notice I was stealing them. One day my mother found the one that I had at that time in my room, and said "would you read that in the living room?" so I said "OK" and she called my bluff, and made me. Once I got over the initial embarrassment, I was OK with it. After a few minutes, my mum chickened out and sent me back to my room (with the magazine). It was only a few minutes later that I realised that she was expecting a visitor on professional business... |
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Or maybe I'm just stereotyping anyone who would say virgins shouldn't use tampons with a straight face. |
Well "somewhere over the rainbow" isn't a city on craigslist, cuz I was going to be blunt and just post a link to the rental ads, but this is where you flee the nest little bird... and spread your.... wings... :)
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Just go buy it. If she is in that much denial about sex, I doubt that if she found it she would ever bring it up to you.
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