08-13-2008, 11:40 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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100,000 Condoms for Olympic Athletes
I never thought they were getting it on that much at the Olympic village. But I guess they ran out in Sydney and wen through a bunch in Athens. I figured that they were there to compete in their event, but I guess there is a lot of downtime in-between.
Since each athlete gets 9 condoms, who would you want to get with? The age of consent is 14 in China, so that shouldn't be an issue. For me, it would have to be Kerri Walsh, Leryn Franco, or Nastia Liukin. The mystery of the hot Paraguayan -- solved! - Fourth-Place Medal - Olympics - Yahoo! Sports Wait a second, there are lots of hot, attractive, and sexy people from around the world in one place for two weeks. I should become an Olympian for 2012. |
08-14-2008, 01:05 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I don't think you make the olympics based on your willingness to use your wang, so you might need to figure out in which event you are going to become world class. That's a lot of training just to get you end away...
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08-14-2008, 10:03 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Some news article had a piece about this during Athens. It quoted some athletes saying that many of the athletes came and once they had been eliminated pretty early on in the competition, sex was free reign. You figure you have a group of 11,000 athletes and at least that many support staff all looking very virile and in close proximity, sex is bound to happen.
Michael Phelps probably isn't using his 9 condoms but the other athletes could take up the slack.
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08-15-2008, 03:28 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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in the pool i'd bet phelpsy would be chasing either the divers or the synchronised swimmers...
outside of swimming i have eyes for only one particular american pole vaulter..
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08-15-2008, 04:40 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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The international sex is probably one of the best parts of being at the Olympics as an athelete
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08-15-2008, 06:10 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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The best part about it is that the Olympics aren't some sausage fest, the ratio of men to women is actually quite even. More than enough of them are in top physical condition (save for the shooters?) and that makes for some sexy action. Save me Kim Glass from the USA volleyball team!
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08-15-2008, 06:43 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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with the amazing athletic genes running around, it's almost a shame about using the condoms (with the exception of the stis, etc). Can you imagine the athletes that some of them would produce? In other news, there has to be an amazing amount of humping going on, so many young, virile, and in some cases hot people running around, with the vast majority being within 10 or 15 years of each other. Most of the gymnasts don't do it for me, with the exception of alecia sacrimone. The pole vaulter is awesome, as are many of the other sports girls. By the way, does anyone think that all the years of training and focus have affected some of the athletes in a way that will make them more socially awkward? And how will this affect the condom usage?
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08-15-2008, 10:17 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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Let the games begin - Scotsman.com News
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08-15-2008, 12:07 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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That article is great!
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08-15-2008, 02:37 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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also: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/titty-b...ians-pics.html here is where I think i'd like to start using my allotment!
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08-15-2008, 03:42 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Thirded...definitely a great read.
I hadn't really thought about it before...but it totally makes sense. Once the pressure's off, everyone wants to have fun. I know I'd be doing the same thing. Oh, and to answer ASU...I'd probably go for Lochte
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08-19-2008, 04:44 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Loved the article. And it all makes perfect sense. When these athletes are home, it must be very difficult if not impossible to find someone who's your physical equal. But at the Olympics, you have hot bods left and right, all individuals who are at the same level of physical shape and emotional understanding as you are! So damn it, here's your opportunity for some REAL action!
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08-19-2008, 04:48 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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yeah, me too. she has amazing eyes, and a great athletic body. Plus, she's you know, 20 and legal...
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08-22-2008, 04:03 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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After watching the diving last week, I have this mad crush on He Chong.
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With that said, I would LOVE to get 10 minutes with Alicia Sacramone!!!
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