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Old 07-13-2008, 10:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you think the best way to masturbate is?

For me, a guy, i deffinately think that its great in the shower - nothing to clean up, no lube required.
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know it there is a best way to masturbate, but I enjoy the shower, as well. It's one of the few places I can find privacy in this house, lol. And I've become quite taken with my little scrunchy, scrubby thing.

oh, and welcome
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah same - it's even worse because i have to share a room with my brother!
So the shower is the best for me too.

Try a handtowell?

and hi =D
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm more of a spur of the moment kind of guy; I don't want to get into a Kevin Spacey circa American Beauty slump where the best time of my day is in the shower.

If I'm with someone, ie a sexual partner, then I'll certainly either let them help me out of have them join me. Nothing better then that; well... sex.

And I don't masturbate the conventional (?) way. I think most guys wrap their hand completely around the shaft and use lube. I put my thumb on the top of my shaft and my fingers along the bottom of my shaft. I'm uncircumcised so it feels great on the head of my penis (foreskin moving back and forth) as well as the shaft of my penis.

Wow. Detailed.
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What do you think the best way to masturbate is?

For me, a guy, i deffinately think that its great in the shower - nothing to clean up, no lube required.
How do you not get electrocuted taking your computer in the shower?
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I already started a thread just like this...

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Old 07-13-2008, 12:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, granted, that was more than a year ago. I don't see the harm.
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I already started a thread just like this...

Where Do You Like To Masturbate?
What a nice welcome to a newbie.

I'm not a huge fan of the shower, but the bath is nice. I don't do it much because I generally have assistance. But when I do it varies depending on if I want to dig out the toys or not.
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I mean this in the nicest possible way, but...

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Yeah same - it's even worse because i have to share a room with my brother!
That creeped me out slightly. What are you doing sharing a room with your brother at your age? And how old is your brother?

On topic!

I masturbate in the shower. I have an addiction to my showerhead.
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Old 07-13-2008, 06:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I masturbate in the shower. I have an addiction to my showerhead.



Anywho, I enjoy the shower most. Very private, and my mind is free to roam. It's good at that.
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You guys can do it in the shower? I find it takes me hella long to get off in the shower. Like 20+ min. My hand gets sore, the water gets cold, my dick starts to hurt. I generally end up giving up. So because of that I have only done it in the shower like 5 times in my life.

I now do it in front of my computer, or sometimes laying in bed.
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Conditioned response.

I have totally associated showers and my little scrubby thing with orgasms.

1, 2, 3, pop!
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think you just gave my dreams some material to be most excellent MM!!
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What do you think the best way to masturbate is?
Is there a wrong way?

The best way is the one that feels good and provides the desired outcome!!

I like in bed, on the couch, in a chair, on the floor, in the kitchen, in the shower, during a bath, at work, in my car.... really anywhere I can't offend anyone or be arrested for indecent exposure.

Well I don't do infont of my kiddos either-they can figure that stuff out on their own. LOL
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Is there a wrong way?


Well I don't do infont of my kiddos either-they can figure that stuff out on their own. LOL
That reminds me of the fact that my son has started looking at porn. Yeah, he's 8. Scary step for me.

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Old 07-13-2008, 11:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If I have plenty of spare time and want an exquisite experience, I will step into a steamy bath with scented candles and bath salts, bringing along my prostate massager and masturbation sleeve.

If I just need to get off, I will likely be in front of the computer watching pornography, reading erotica, or, uh... engaging in other activities. In the case of other activities, I use a minimal amount of lubrication so that I can continue typing.

Sometimes, I find my thoughts drifting as I lay in bed at night, so I may bring myself to orgasm repeatedly without ejaculating, as I don't wish to dirty the sheets. Plus, it feels nice to have multiple orgasms instead of releasing and being forced to wait a while before the gun is reloaded.
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I try to keep it spontaneous.

Unfortunately Australia has big problems with water, so I try my best to keep showers short. Pity, I used to like doing it in the shower.
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I find it pretty hard to do in the shower also.

I like to do it in the comfort of my own bed.

Not very adventurous, but it does the trick.
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:33 AM   #21 (permalink)
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And I've become quite taken with my little scrunchy, scrubby thing.
I'm very curious about these things. What are they and how do they work for masturbation?

Oh, I usually do it in my home office sitting in front of the computer screen.
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:12 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:15 AM   #23 (permalink)
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i dont masturbate

Excuse me-does this mean you are getting laid a lot or you just don't have a high sex drive? Very confused over here!
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Excuse me-does this mean you are getting laid a lot or you just don't have a high sex drive? Very confused over here!
My vote is that he's being a smart ass.

But I could be wrong.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:30 AM   #25 (permalink)
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In front of my computer... duh.
Same for me usually. Not only is my chair comfortable, but I can get any visual stimulation I want, whether it's pictures, stories, or videos.

I really don't use the shower much for masturbation. I've found that it takes a lot longer and a lot more effort to jack off while standing up, though the water does make for easy cleanup.
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:15 AM   #26 (permalink)
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My vote is that he's being a smart ass.

But I could be wrong.
for those that know my sarcastic self.. i need not explain..

you know what they say.. 99% of people masturbate... and the other 1%...
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:17 AM   #27 (permalink)
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for those that know my sarcastic self.. i need not explain..

you know what they say.. 99% of people masturbate... and the other 1%...
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and the other 1%...
teach?
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:38 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:02 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I usually masturbate on my back on the bed. I masturbated in the bathtub for a while when I was younger.. now, my bathtub is too big to make it possible. My legs are too short to reach the other end of the tub to support myself either keep my head above water or keep my neck from being in a super awkward and painful position.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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for those that know my sarcastic self.. i need not explain..

you know what they say.. 99% of people masturbate... and the other 1%...

Lie to survey taker.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:12 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm very curious about these things. What are they and how do they work for masturbation?
They are those little scrunchy soft nylon net balls that are used with body wash. They usually come in bright colors with a little loop attached for hanging?

And I doubt that your imagination is so poor that you can't figure out how I use it. You minx.

One bit of advice, avoid the spot where the loop is secured inside the scrunchy...it hurts...
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BINGO!

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Old 07-14-2008, 10:30 AM   #35 (permalink)
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They are those little scrunchy soft nylon net balls that are used with body wash. They usually come in bright colors with a little loop attached for hanging?
Reminds me of the old Benny Hill gag.

"Why I'll have you know, Mr. Hill, I can change out of my work clothes and be dressed for the tennis game in less then 2 mins."

"I'd like to see that... gawd, I'd like to see that!"
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:22 PM   #36 (permalink)
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How do you not get electrocuted taking your computer in the shower?
LOLOLOLOL


GOOD ONE!!!

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for those that know my sarcastic self.. i need not explain..

you know what they say.. 99% of people masturbate... and the other 1%...
OK...OK...

99% of the people masturbate... and the other 1% don't have a clue about their own sexuality...but they think they do... The ones who do play solitary learn more about themselves and become better lovers then the ones who don't.

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Old 07-15-2008, 06:38 AM   #37 (permalink)
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What are you doing sharing a room with your brother at your age? And how old is your brother?
I share an apartment with my brother and 2 friends - we have to room together.

And hes nearly 21.
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:10 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:28 PM   #39 (permalink)
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At the computer.
That's what I'm talking about!

Should've known Jenna would be sensible about playing one-on-one with herself!
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:41 PM   #40 (permalink)
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