07-13-2008, 10:39 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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What do you think the best way to masturbate is?
For me, a guy, i deffinately think that its great in the shower - nothing to clean up, no lube required.
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07-13-2008, 10:45 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I don't know it there is a best way to masturbate, but I enjoy the shower, as well. It's one of the few places I can find privacy in this house, lol. And I've become quite taken with my little scrunchy, scrubby thing.
oh, and welcome
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07-13-2008, 10:54 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Yeah same - it's even worse because i have to share a room with my brother!
So the shower is the best for me too. Try a handtowell? and hi =D
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07-13-2008, 11:36 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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I'm more of a spur of the moment kind of guy; I don't want to get into a Kevin Spacey circa American Beauty slump where the best time of my day is in the shower.
If I'm with someone, ie a sexual partner, then I'll certainly either let them help me out of have them join me. Nothing better then that; well... sex. And I don't masturbate the conventional (?) way. I think most guys wrap their hand completely around the shaft and use lube. I put my thumb on the top of my shaft and my fingers along the bottom of my shaft. I'm uncircumcised so it feels great on the head of my penis (foreskin moving back and forth) as well as the shaft of my penis. Wow. Detailed.
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07-13-2008, 12:01 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
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07-13-2008, 12:16 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Well, granted, that was more than a year ago. I don't see the harm.
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07-13-2008, 02:56 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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I'm not a huge fan of the shower, but the bath is nice. I don't do it much because I generally have assistance. But when I do it varies depending on if I want to dig out the toys or not.
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07-13-2008, 03:02 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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I mean this in the nicest possible way, but...
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On topic! I masturbate in the shower. I have an addiction to my showerhead. |
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07-13-2008, 07:52 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
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Anywho, I enjoy the shower most. Very private, and my mind is free to roam. It's good at that.
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07-13-2008, 07:57 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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You guys can do it in the shower? I find it takes me hella long to get off in the shower. Like 20+ min. My hand gets sore, the water gets cold, my dick starts to hurt. I generally end up giving up. So because of that I have only done it in the shower like 5 times in my life.
I now do it in front of my computer, or sometimes laying in bed. |
07-13-2008, 08:00 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Conditioned response.
I have totally associated showers and my little scrubby thing with orgasms. 1, 2, 3, pop!
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07-13-2008, 08:13 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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I like to be helpful.
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07-13-2008, 09:27 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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The best way is the one that feels good and provides the desired outcome!! I like in bed, on the couch, in a chair, on the floor, in the kitchen, in the shower, during a bath, at work, in my car.... really anywhere I can't offend anyone or be arrested for indecent exposure. Well I don't do infont of my kiddos either-they can figure that stuff out on their own. LOL
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07-13-2008, 09:45 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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07-13-2008, 11:29 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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If I have plenty of spare time and want an exquisite experience, I will step into a steamy bath with scented candles and bath salts, bringing along my prostate massager and masturbation sleeve.
If I just need to get off, I will likely be in front of the computer watching pornography, reading erotica, or, uh... engaging in other activities. In the case of other activities, I use a minimal amount of lubrication so that I can continue typing. Sometimes, I find my thoughts drifting as I lay in bed at night, so I may bring myself to orgasm repeatedly without ejaculating, as I don't wish to dirty the sheets. Plus, it feels nice to have multiple orgasms instead of releasing and being forced to wait a while before the gun is reloaded. |
07-14-2008, 01:09 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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I find it pretty hard to do in the shower also.
I like to do it in the comfort of my own bed. Not very adventurous, but it does the trick.
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07-14-2008, 05:33 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Oh, I usually do it in my home office sitting in front of the computer screen.
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07-14-2008, 08:15 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Excuse me-does this mean you are getting laid a lot or you just don't have a high sex drive? Very confused over here!
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07-14-2008, 08:16 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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But I could be wrong.
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07-14-2008, 08:30 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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I really don't use the shower much for masturbation. I've found that it takes a lot longer and a lot more effort to jack off while standing up, though the water does make for easy cleanup. |
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07-14-2008, 09:15 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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you know what they say.. 99% of people masturbate... and the other 1%...
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07-14-2008, 09:17 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
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07-14-2008, 09:25 AM | #28 (permalink) | |
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07-14-2008, 09:41 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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07-14-2008, 10:02 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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I usually masturbate on my back on the bed. I masturbated in the bathtub for a while when I was younger.. now, my bathtub is too big to make it possible. My legs are too short to reach the other end of the tub to support myself either keep my head above water or keep my neck from being in a super awkward and painful position.
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07-14-2008, 10:09 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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07-14-2008, 10:12 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
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And I doubt that your imagination is so poor that you can't figure out how I use it. You minx. One bit of advice, avoid the spot where the loop is secured inside the scrunchy...it hurts...
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07-14-2008, 10:16 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
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07-15-2008, 06:38 AM | #37 (permalink) | |
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And hes nearly 21.
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07-15-2008, 06:28 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
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Should've known Jenna would be sensible about playing one-on-one with herself!
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