kate jack

When an opportunity presents itself? (like in an elevator, in a business meeting or when he is standing in front of you for some reason)?

If the rest of him is good then I'll try and glance down.

little_tippler

Hah, yes, I will do the same.

Not sure if there's anything else of use I can contribute to this thread.

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snowy

Yes, I have checked out a crotch or two.

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PonyPotato

Even when I was looking, I don't usually check out the crotch.. usually the tush.

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Halx

As a man who wears pants.. I often wonder what a woman can tell from staring at my crotch.

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Manic_Skafe

I ride the train all the time and every now and then I catch a few ladies (and some guys) glancing at my crotch. I don't wear especially tight or crotch accentuating pants but I always wonder what they think.

Maybe one of these days I'll ask.

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Baraka_Guru

This begs the question, which is better to look at, the "tush" or the "crotch"? Bonus points for stating why.

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PonyPotato

I vote tush. You can (generally) actually get a good idea of what's under the clothes.

Unless the guy's wearing tight enough pants to have a moose knuckle (gah, that phrase weirds me out), looking at the crotch requires a lot of imagination.

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mixedmedia

Yeah, sometimes I look, but there's usually not much to see. No offense meant, it's just that you really can't see much in normal jeans, chinos, slacks, etc.

Now a man in tights or a Speedo, I think it's against the law not to look.

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Milkyway

I definitely look at the crotch on a guy-yummo!! No real interest in the tush. What are you ladies saying that you can't figure stuff out by looking? Maybe it's an angle thing, don't know.

I LOVE a man in pleated pants, sets off the crotch so nicely. My hubby knows I can't keep my hands off of him when he wears a nice pair of pleated pants, all I see is dick and I want, I want!!!!

I even have trouble not looking at my friends' spouse even my brothers' or fathers' from time to time, and no I don't think that makes me a pervert I wouldn't fuck any of them. (Although me and my brother were sort of dating the same girl at one time, which was really weird!) And yes I think I am in denial because I don't claim to be bi but I miss me some good girl on girl action. (Hubby hasn't taken me up on offers yet.)

Back to the point, yes I look at guys crotches everywhere, probably as much as most guys look at girls breasts. I love the male penis-all shapes, sizes and colors.

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snowy

I'm more likely to check out the tush--to me it's better to look at. Sure, I've checked out crotches, but I like the rear view better. I don't know precisely why, I've always been a butt girl (a friend's mom once picked up the extension right as I was saying that on the phone). I prefer ones with a bit of bubble to them, nice and rounded. A man who shows this off in good pants...yum. I hate baggy jeans for this exact reason.

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PonyPotato

David Bowie in Labyrinth?

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jewels

If the guy's carriage attracts me and the face is good, shoulders are broad, I would next check for a nice tush. I never used to, but I sometimes find myself checking out the package, trying to find a faint outline of something to help imagine it.

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mixedmedia

I have to admit, I've never watched that film close enough to notice. And the scenes with Bowie in them make me wince and look away...I don't want to see him like that, lol.

BUT, I did see Mikhail Baryshnikov in person and in tights when I was about 14 years old...what is the female equivalent of 'schwing!'? There are good-looking men in this world and there are sexy men in this world. But there are very few men who can walk around in tights and look like they could alternatively kill a rhino with their bare hands, explain the principles of quantum physics and then fuck you inside out. I find that to be very charming.

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Redlemon

I've never even seen the movie. For kicks, I tried Google Image Search, and the second hit for 'David Bowie in Labyrinth' is...

I did not add the emphasis.

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PonyPotato

See? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE BOWIE CROTCH.

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snowy

I'm willing to put up with the bad hair and in-your-face crotch just to watch a couple hours packed with David Bowie. And hell, Jennifer Connelly isn't perfect in that movie either--her eyebrows give me the ickies.

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Halx

Ladies.. crotch bulge is akin to how hair works.

Short hairs stick up.
Long hairs lay flat.

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Leto

so true!

Now, suppose cod-pieces came back in style? Would a man's cotch become as sexualized as a woman's breasts? I mean, because of the way bras are constructed, breasts are pretty well 'out there' yet a man's equipment tends to be tucked away, so to speak. If cod-pieces were affected, perhaps there would be more to look at.

These could be developed along several stylistic lines:

formal: to slightly accentuate in a tuxedo or business suit - either built in to the fabric of the trouser, or worn on top to compliment the cummerband

Sporty: heavy duty internal (jock straps) or decorative external: for over top of Speedos or skateboard wear

Comfy/casual: again, maybe something from Lands End or Tilley, that is neutral, yet complimentary. To be worn under, or over the trouser to accentuate your wedding tackle.

Clubbing: colourful, boastful, complete with accessories such as a cell phone pouch, pill holder and a coin purse / credit card and ID holder. NO MORE GEORGE WALLET PROBLEMS.

With our new cod-peices, the ladies wont be able to look away! Stride forth with confidence knowing that you know what they are thinking!

Pholeus

Tush, because you can actually see some shape and definition.

Giant Hamburger

Check it!

mixedmedia

Goodness gracious. I've heard of body art, but pom-poms? That's more like body kitsch.

I love a penis that turns up, though.

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Acetylene

OH MY GOD GET IT AWAY!!!!

I don't look on purpose but often find myself staring, sometimes to my horror, at any man who happens to be standing in front of me. The "horror" part comes into play when I look up and realize the man in question is, say, a cop or 60 years old (no offense to the mature men, but I'm 23 and not ready for you yet!)

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blahblah454

I am by no means gay, but the other week at work I could not but help to stare at this guys package that I work with. We were in the board room and he was putting on a short presentation and the mans package was HUGE. He had normal jeans on, not tight nor baggy, and the mans shlong hung well past the crotch of his pants.

I have a pretty average sized weiner and I sit on it all the time, and with shorts and other certain pants my lady always points out how she can see "me". I could not imagine what this guy goes through. If I got that much of a show when he had jeans on I could not imagine if he was wearing anything else, and the poor guy must just massacre it every time he sits down.

Willravel

I think all men on TFP now have a goal in life.

Sultana

No I don't at all. Too many great guys are growers anyways.

Boobs aren't growers. So those are more usnderstandable to stare at.

I actually rarely check out tush either. I only really care if it belongs to the guy who's eyes and smile make me melt.

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Grasshopper Green

I've checked out a crotch or two in my life, and after looking I'm always plagued by "did he see me look at his crotch?" thoughts, which usually ends up in my looking again, for reasons beyond my comprehension. I'm much more likely to check out a tush first...tushes are sexy.

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Starkizzer

Packages tend to catch my eye.
As a college student sitting in those stupid desks with a table at the front of the class, your eyes are level with the crotch of male teachers who do the "adjust-n-sit" with one leg slightly cocked out making the bulge noticeable.

I always think its sad and slightly hilarious when they do it right in front of a really hot chick whos wearing a mini skirt and a low cut tank top...its like battle of the goods.

Or perhaps my obsession with checking out a mans bulge started after watching this movie:

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UKking

I shit you not, this is my intended halloween costume this year. I'm stoked.
And I'm gonna get mad if I don't get lots of digits!

snowy

Better memorize "Magic Dance."

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mixedmedia

aye, me brain!

criminy...

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james t kirk

In your case, they'd probably have a heart attack if they knew....

blahblah454

Dude, it works. I got some TIGHT pants for Halloween 2 years ago, and shoved a sock in my undies. I had the hugest bulge ever. And the fucking girls drooled over it, they followed me everywhere. Of course I had my GF with me and she was pissed the whole time, but holy crap was it funny.

LoganSnake

I don't understand how one can see anything in the pants unless they're skin tight.

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snowy

I dunno, my guy has these baggy Columbia shorts that are supposed to be a cross between cargo shorts and swim trunks for outdoorsy activities, and I'm always surprised by how much is visible.

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LoganSnake

I've never noticed anything visible when I look in the mirror before heading out.

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Ilow

my ex gf used to always comment about being able to see the head of my dick when I wore ordinary champion gym shorts. that was all well and good, until I experienced some swelling at seeing her nice butt in HER smaller, tighter champion shorts and was aware that if she could see it normally...

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Milkyway

It my not be visible to you but it sure is visible to us female (and some male) freaks out there looking. Even in loose pants I can see things, and it can really get the juices going if you know what I mean.

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LoganSnake

Well, wow. This is all so sudden, I don't know what to say!

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Milkyway

Say you'll wear some nice pleated pants to show it off better!

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