Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Sexuality (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/)
-   -   Ladies/gay guys: Do you check out a man's crotch? (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/137404-ladies-gay-guys-do-you-check-out-mans-crotch.html)

Baraka_Guru 07-11-2008 07:40 PM

I was told by a tailor that I should always wear pleated pants because my legs are too muscular for flat-front trousers in my size.

It's a good thing I like the look of pleated better. Right?

Milkyway 07-11-2008 07:48 PM

OMG what is wrong with me, why does the thought of all these men in pleated pants make me hot.

Pleated pants is to cock as low cut blouse is to breasts.

Seaver 07-11-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

OMG what is wrong with me, why does the thought of all these men in pleated pants make me hot.

Pleated pants is to cock as low cut blouse is to breasts.
Really? I've always been told to stay away from pleats because they make guys look fatter than they really are.

Milkyway 07-11-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seaver
Really? I've always been told to stay away from pleats because they make guys look fatter than they really are.

Did you forget guys are allowed to look fat?

Anyway my brother is a heavy guy and looks much skinnier and nicer in a well fitted pair of pleats than anything else.

But you also have to do what feels right, let's face it not all girls like low cut shirts either.

Baraka_Guru 07-11-2008 08:12 PM

Pleats will always be open for debate. I think they look classic, but you'll need to be sure to find what suits you best.

If I wear flat fronts, they get too tight around my thighs. The pleats give me extra room that I need. They now have single pleats which don't look at "pleaty" as double pleats, which have been the standard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milkyway
Pleated pants is to cock as low cut blouse is to breasts.

I didn't know I've had "man cleavage." Are you serious? Pleats are man-cleavage?

MSD 07-11-2008 08:35 PM

If I remember, I am definitely going to post a picture of my ass tomorrow.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milkyway
Did you forget guys are allowed to look fat?

Anyway my brother is a heavy guy and looks much skinnier and nicer in a well fitted pair of pleats than anything else.

But you also have to do what feels right, let's face it not all girls like low cut shirts either.

It depends. Pleats look good up on the natural waist (near the hips,) but not lower than an inch below the navel, at which point it becomes too much material for anyone. I'm heavy, but I look good in a suit with pleated pants worn high, but not senior citizen high (check my profile pic for the illustration.)

jewels 07-12-2008 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
I didn't know I've had "man cleavage." Are you serious? Pleats are man-cleavage?

:lol:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milkyway
Pleated pants is to cock as low cut blouse is to breasts.


Bear Cub 07-12-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
I dunno, my guy has these baggy Columbia shorts that are supposed to be a cross between cargo shorts and swim trunks for outdoorsy activities, and I'm always surprised by how much is visible.


Ok, I wear those or similar shorts ALL THE TIME.

A few weeks ago, my SO and I went to Hershey Park together. Sure enough, I had forgotten a bathing suit and only had some white board shorts, so I wore them with a set of boxers underneath to the boardwalk area.

Sure enough, I forgot to bring spare undies to the park with me.

So I had no choice but to free ball it all day in those Columbia shorts, and I was MORTIFIED. Those things left absolutely nothing to the imagination. All day, I found myself trying to cross my legs while leaning on railings to minimize whatever was peeking through while waiting for rides. Of course, my SO happens to have an amazing body and I could see her swimsuit through her outfit all day, so I was trying to hide a half chub to boot. The entire day was a total nightmare.

snowy 07-12-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Pleats will always be open for debate. I think they look classic, but you'll need to be sure to find what suits you best.

If I wear flat fronts, they get too tight around my thighs. The pleats give me extra room that I need. They now have single pleats which don't look at "pleaty" as double pleats, which have been the standard.


I didn't know I've had "man cleavage." Are you serious? Pleats are man-cleavage?

Personally, I hate pleats. They add too much poof to the front of the pants; all I can see is fabric and nothing more. I prefer flat-fronts. I make my guy return any pants he's given with pleats and swap them for flat-fronts.

Baraka_Guru 07-12-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
Personally, I hate pleats. They add too much poof to the front of the pants; all I can see is fabric and nothing more. I prefer flat-fronts. I make my guy return any pants he's given with pleats and swap them for flat-fronts.

I guess this means you can't handle me.... :)

Have you even seen the single pleats? Their rather understated for pleats, which are normally doubled each side.

But as was said here, it really does matter who's wearing them. You never know, maybe you'd not like the look of my legs in flat fronts as much because of my shape. You'd have to see a comparison.

mixedmedia 07-12-2008 09:46 AM

I don't care what kind of pants a man wears as long as they aren't too short.

Milkyway 07-12-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
I didn't know I've had "man cleavage." Are you serious? Pleats are man-cleavage?

:lol:

I don't know that "man-cleavege" is the term I would use, but you know how when a woman wears a low cut shirt you can't help but look? Pleated pants are the same way, when I see a man in pleats I can't help but look, and stare, and long to touch to taste to have. But I am a freak so it could just be me. :)

LoganSnake 07-12-2008 01:58 PM

I never wear pleated pants casually. Only if it's a special occasion and we're going someplace. I like my jeans and cotton just fine.

Baraka_Guru 07-12-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
I never wear pleated pants casually. Only if it's a special occasion and we're going someplace. I like my jeans and cotton just fine.

Ditto.

Pleats have their place.

high_jinx 07-16-2008 09:55 AM

Quote:

Unless the guy's wearing tight enough pants to have a moose knuckle (gah, that phrase weirds me out), looking at the crotch requires a lot of imagination.
i prefer "man-toe" to moose knuckle, as in the male version of camel-toe.

one time i won some tickets to go snowboarding and took a buddy who'd never been. he brought his dad's old ski outfit from the 70's. it was purple nylon, had bell-bottoms, and about 2 sizes too small in the crotch. to make it worse, my friend is noticeably well-hung even if you're not trying to notice.

needless to say, he was rockin the man-toe that day.

Redlemon 07-16-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by high_jinx
i prefer "man-toe" to moose knuckle, as in the male version of camel-toe.

one time i won some tickets to go snowboarding and took a buddy who'd never been. he brought his dad's old ski outfit from the 70's. it was purple nylon, had bell-bottoms, and about 2 sizes too small in the crotch. to make it worse, my friend is noticeably well-hung even if you're not trying to notice.

needless to say, he was rockin the man-toe that day.

So, did he get lucky? Or, to make this even more uncomfortable, did his dad get lucky with this outfit? And did that result in him? So, was he wearing the very outfit that caused him to exist?

abaya 07-16-2008 10:38 AM

I must say that I am not a crotch-checker-outter (after the face, I usually notice arms/biceps next), but our recent experience on the nude beach in Spain made it difficult for me to avert my eyes from the bare naked crotches all around me. I think I prefer clothing on those crotches, over all, if they're going to be meeting me at eye level (other than my husband, whose dick looks good in any circumstance) :love: but again, I pretty much try to avoid looking down there on most men in general.

genuinegirly 07-16-2008 02:10 PM

Pleats? Come on, really? Doesn't do it for me. The single-pleat is a bit better.

It's all about properly-fitting flat-front pants. Yum. First time I saw them on dress pants, I was in heaven. But you have to be youngish and in good form to pull them off.

As for the OP, I don't frequently check out a guy's crotch. More of a fun of hands, eyes, and bum. If any of those are visible, I'll look there first.

monkey baby 07-18-2008 09:46 PM

I don't really look at guys in general, but I can't help staring at my guy's crotch. Maybe because I know what fun is pressing against that material, sometimes I catch myself almost salivating. Whoa Baby! I love my man's crotch. :thumbsup:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...MAGE_00036.jpg

maudlinae 07-25-2008 01:23 PM

Oh wow, my SO has a pair of black single-pleat pants he wears to work sometimes. He hasn't figured out yet that when he wears them I go mad because woooooow. I don't know what it is about them but you can see just the faintest shape and they cling to his butt rather nicely as well. ;) I agree with Milkyway, pleated pants are hot!

MSD 07-25-2008 03:44 PM

What I'm getting here is that I need to take pictures in each pair of pants I own and ask the TFP women how they make my dick and my ass look, and find more or those pants.

LoganSnake 07-25-2008 05:08 PM

I think I should do the same.

jewels 07-26-2008 03:28 AM

I'm sure we'd be happy to voice our opinions on your pants. :p

MSD 07-26-2008 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2495234)
I'm sure we'd be happy to voice our opinions on your pants. :p

OK, when my room is clean enough that the mess won't distract from my pants, I'll start taking pictures.

sidney 06-21-2011 01:17 PM

Pleated trousers
 
I think pleated trousers are really sexy on men, they are just really masculine and draw your eye to their crotch. It's like they need that extra fabric there to accommodate their large penis.

hunnychile 06-21-2011 02:45 PM

Yes, I always check out BOTH the crotch AND the ass. And I do it so that he never saw me looking! (Years of practice!).

Also love to look at their hands for size ;)

MSD 06-22-2011 03:04 PM

Shit, three years and my room still isn't clean.

noodle 06-22-2011 04:12 PM

Always.
Both.
Whichever I see first. :lol:

amonkie 06-22-2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hunnychile (Post 2909673)
Yes, I always check out BOTH the crotch AND the ass. And I do it so that he never saw me looking! (Years of practice!).

Also love to look at their hands for size ;)


But them knowing is the best part! I have been known on occasion to turn around and watch someone walk away, just to get another look at a good ass.

keymaker 06-22-2011 05:57 PM

...are we still going to post our pants on here for the ladies approval? Since I am 50 now and single, and have no sense of style I can use the help. And yes...I have many pairs of pleated pants, and after a 60 lb weight loss they fit much better!

MeltedMetalGlob 07-01-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon (Post 2484017)

I'm as heterosexual as they come, but I gotta admit- if David Bowie showed up on my doorstep dressed like that, I'd probably try to have sex with him.


(in a non-gay way, of course.)


*puts on plaid shirt, goes outside and chops firewood*


;)

chinese crested 07-16-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

As a man who wears pants.. I often wonder what a woman can tell from staring at my crotch.
We can see if you shook the old fella after peeing of course. You do know there are peni pads if you cant shake - its not the end of the world.

I did used to like the look of a man with a nice bottom - but I always look them in the eyes when talking to them. Teeth are important - who would want to put anything in a mouth with rotten stubs of teeth.
Old woman once regaled to me with horror the tale of how she had been waiting in the local newsagents, and a man walked in with cycling shorts on - she said 'and his willy was on the counter'.
Oh yeah, travelling on a ferry to Hook of Holland, I noticed the crotch of a man in the next sleeper - because he had drunkenly peed his pants in the night.
I have only ever seen moose knuckle refering to a certain type of larger lady - as they wear 'budgie smugglers', surely you are looking at their budgerigar?


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:01 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360