Xerxys

^^ Screw it being artful ... post pictures goddamnit!!

Anonymous ... Where are YOOOOOUUUUU!!!

purplelirpa

wow, just discovered this thread. Did anon get more women than he could handle?

Sharon

This thread was not what I expected it to be.

dlish

what did you expect it to be like sharon?

wonder why anon stopped posting...

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Anonymous Member

Still here. I just thought people got tired of my posts.

Xerxys

Please come back with more ... I want more ...

I can't ask for pictures, I'm not allowed ... so I resort to detailed descriptions ...

dlish

i think you have quite a following anon.. dont let a few comments hold you back dude

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kutulu

I'd like to hear more.

rahl

What is required to be a full member exactly?

ratbastid

Just keep participating. Best not to worry about such details.

Most new members who keep participating steady accomplish it in weeks, not months.

dlish

from what i can see, rahl is already a full member

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ratbastid

Oh sure... "Tilted". Didn't even look.

rahl

If I'm a full member, I don't see titlted exhibition anywhere.

Anormalguy

Your post count isn't yet high enough (unless the requirements, post count or something else, to see at least some of the member forums has changed).

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dlish

rahl, instead of derailing this thread, ill send you a PM..

please carry on with normal programming

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Hey,
Still renting the room. While I have a few more stories to tell since my last post, I thought I would start with this one.
I rented the room for a week to a girl who sound like the coolest girl ever. She was funny on the phone and really out going. When I told her about me being nude at home, she said, "thats cool, I will probably get naked too." So I gave her my address and cleaned the place up.
She showed up the following day. She was funny but she was really fat. That was ok as I said, she was pretty funny and outgoing. She wanted to go drinking, so I walked to the local bar and we had a few. It was late, and it was a Monday so I had to go, I had to work the next day. Once back at the apartment, she was a bit drunk and just came out with, " so you gonna get naked?" That kind of suprised me. Then she said, "come on, show me."
Funny for the first time I was a bit reluctant, but I walked over infront of her and stripped naked. I was half hard and she looked and smiled. She said to "make it big" and I told her I was too tired. I walked around a bit, getting ready for the next day and I went to bed.
When I got home from work the next day my guest was out. She came home late, drunk, and pretty loud. I came out to see if she was ok, and she was staggering drunk. M and I kind of laughed and went back to bed. The next moring I went off to work, M slept late as she doesn't go in till the evening. When I got home, the guest was out again. She came in earlier this time, again drunk. She was loud and obnoxious. She started drinking more beers and I went to my room to play some video games. I was playing for about an hour when I heard her throwing up in the bathroom. I went to check on her when I noticed all her clothes were thrown about in the living room.
The main bathroom door was open and she was naked, and hanging over the bathtub puking. I saw she was mostly ok, and went back to my room.

She came in my room, naked, and started crying. I walked her to the couch laid her down and covered her. When M came home, she saw what happened and we went to my room. We left the guest to her own as she was still sleeping. M and I ate in my room and watched some tv. About 11 or so, the guest knocked on the door and came in. M and I were naked laying on the bed M was in front, reaching around, slowly stroking my cock when our naked fat, drunk guest appeared. She had another beer in her hand and asked what were doing. M said "watching the Odd Couple." She sat on the bed and we had to sit up.

She looked at my dick, fully hard from M's stroking. She just stayed and watched tv with us. I put M's hand back on my dick and during the course of the show, I came.

Xerxys

rr1024

we love it, I love showing off and getting caught having sex outside.

I love going to the store with short skirt no bra no panties and leaning over the counters and watching both women and men look down my shirt and try to look up my skirt.


In fact I go to work without a bra a lot, I don't have large boobs or anything b/c ish so I can get away with it very easy.
I'll let the guys at work look down my top when I'm sitting in my cube .....it is so much fun for me....it get's me all turned on and I jump the bf when I get home

Xerxys

^^ You couldn't have ended your post in a more horrible way. But non the less, I call dibs.

skier

Fantastic stories anon, and while the reaction to them have been varied, I don't think there is a single person here "tired" of them. Keep it up, i'm subscribed to this thread and hope to read some more.

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Hey

This week I have a male boarder staying. I couldn't find any females to pass the test. Believe it or not, I ask a lot of questions and I pretty much have it down to a science for the type of girls I let stay here. And yes, I get called asshole a lot and I get a lot of hang ups. So this guy is the only one. I wouldn't have let him stay, but I could use some extra money.
Well the ironic thing is, he exposed himself to M yesterday. While I was at work, he was naked in his room with the door open a bit. When she was going about cleaning he would position himself about so that he could be seen. M said he had a hard on and would be looking at her from the side of his eyes. M said that was all he did. Considering everything, She found it a bit funny.

Xerxys

That guy sounds creepy.

Anonymous Member

The guy is still here, and like clockwork, right after I leave he puts on a show for M. This has been happening for four days. He doesn't do anything more than walk around his room with a hard on. M says she can see him looking to see if she is looking. On Saturday I had M sit on the couch, while I was in my room. You can see right in the guest room from the couch if the door is open. She turned on the tv and sure as shit, he got naked. With me there, M was cooler about it and just sat there looking. He got braver when he saw that she stayed and looked, and he masturbated. She told me what she saw after the show was over.

Xerxys

This is moving away from fasinating ... get rid of the guy.

Glory's Sun

how is the male boarder any creepier than the OP??

it's the same thing.

Xerxys

^^ I dunno, the OP boarder had some dexter type shit going on for him. I kinda liked him for his flaws. He was likeable.

The other guy on the other hand is like dexters brother.

biznatch

I just read the whole boarding thing and it's fascinating. I'd buy the book.
The arrival of the male boarder made me crack up really hard though.

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I crack up for damn near all of it. I am seriously amused

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dlish

its called karma coming full circle.

excuse the pun..it really was unintended.

id be nterested to see if anonymous kicks him out, keep us posted dude

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Hey

The guy left a few days ago. He was a cool guy all things considered. He looked like that odd guy from the Kids in the Hall, and he was a big collector of vinyl records so he wasn't all bad.
He showed off to M a few more times and she called him on it the night be fore he left. He was leaving the door open a crack when M was home and she said that if he wanted to show off it was better with the door wide open. He shut the door right away. I guess he didn't realise that it was an invitation.
When I got home the place was quite. He stayed in his room, I guess he thought he was busted and I would kick his ass. I didn't say anything. He left the following morning without incident.

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This weekened I had an older woman stay. She was in her fifties and wanted to check the area out. She was let in my M on Friday as I was at work. When I got home, M was out as well as my guest. She didn't come back until around nine. By that time I was asleep on the couch. I was in shorts and a t shirt. I woke up to her setting up cooking herself something. I sat up, dazed, and looked around. I was out cold and when I went to sleep it was light and since it was now dark, I was confused. She came out of the kitchen with iced t and a sandwitch.
She sat down next to me and we introduced ourselves. I apologised for being a mess and she laughed. She said it was nice to finally meet and we shook hands. I stood up to go to the bathroom and I saw that I had a hard on. I was pretty noticiable. I saw that she saw it and tried not to notice. I quickly turned around and said, " sorry about that."
She laughed and said don't worry about it, I won't tell M. I thought that was an odd responce and went to the bathroom. I used the common bathroom and I had to wait for it to go down before I could go. I came out when I was done and she was still eating.
We talked for a while on the couch until about 11. She was a cool woman, travelled around a bit and looking for a new job and a new place to live. I said it was time for me to get ready for bed and I went to my room to strip and I got a towel and wrapped myself up and walked out to the main bathroom for a shower.
I asked if she needed the bathroom before I used it. She blushed. I asked if she was ok, and she said she wasn't used to seeing naked men parade around infront of her. I laughed and Said I wasn't naked but I could cover up more if it bothered her. She said that after how I was sleeping and now She had pretty much seen it all. I laughed and said "naw, you could still see more if its cool with you." She just looked at me. I stood there, not knowing if it was cool or not but she didn't say anything, so I opened my towel and stood there naked for a second. She looked and then turned away. I turned around and went into the shower.
When I was down, I walked out naked and she was in her room with the door shut. M came home soon and we hung out in my room till we went to sleep.
When we got up the next morning, our guest was out. I didn't see her till late that night. She waited till M was in the bathroom and she said that it was ok what I did, but if I did it again she would tell M.

Halx

This stuff is great. Love it!

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Milnoc

This could be turned into a series on one of the more risqué soft core porn channels!

Xerxys

Anon, didn't you screen that lady like you do the other girls? Sounds to me she was a bit offended there.

eribrav

So is M your girlfriend now?

LuxoDave

M sounds hot.

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A new boarder showed up this weekend. A pretty brunette in her late 20's. She got here Friday night, and she said she would just crash here, as she will be out 99% of the time, so me being naked will not be a factor. So cool. She stayed only to shower up, and dress. When she got home, I was asleep.
The next day I woke up and came out to get some food. She was sitting on the couch eating ceral. She laughed and said that she didn't expect me to be dressed. I was too groggy to say anything clever, but I just laughed and went about my buisness.
That night, since it was Saturday, I was up late playing video games waiting for M to get home. I heard the door unlock and open. I just assumed it was M, as my guest said she was not going to be around. When I saw it was her, I took off my clothes and got hard and waited a bit.
When I heard the bathroom door unlocking, I walked out of my room. She stopped short and said, " Wow, your naked!" I laughed and said "Yup"
I went to the kitchen and got some food, went to my room and watched sometTV and fell asleep.

Milnoc

No comments about your boner?

BTW, are you cut or uncut? If uncut, and considering you're in the US, that alone should have sparked some interest amongst the American women.

Anonymous Member

I am cut so I guess I am like most guys here. She just looked suprised. The next day when I saw her she didn't say anything, just acted normal.
We talked over breakfast and then I showered. I walked out naked and she looked even more stunned than the night before. M just laughed. When I went to my room my guest asked if being naked bothered her, and she said, " why should it?" I guess she was suprised I was naked with M around.
M said being nake is nothing to be alarmed about, and my guest kind of accepted that. So I spent the morning naked with M and my guest. I would get hard every once in a while, and a few times I invited them to get naked with me. M took off her top, but due to that time of the month she kept her shorts on. MY guest declined but she was cool about it. So we just kept on talking, but we had a few beers. I would stroke every once in a while to stay hard, and eventually M put her hand on my cock and stroked it for me. My guest looked a bit stunned by that, so we took it inside my room.

Xerxys

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