cadre

I had thought I already replied to this thread but apparently not so here it goes. I'm definitely an exhibitionist. We threw a lingerie party last summer and well, I won the costume contest. Panties and nippies for the win. The next one is currently in the planning stage.

My boyfriend knows that I'm an exhibitionist but he isn't really one himself. Sometimes my antics make him uncomfortable but for the most part he's happy to play along. We'll see how he does at the lingerie party.

As far as walking around naked, that's something that's pretty common around here. I almost would give up my garage for the ability to walk around naked in one of the new high rise condos down the road. Floor to cieling windows, that'd be nice. Oh and I have pierced nipples and I go around without a bra very often.

No real fun stories but if that changes I'll let you guys know.

__________________
My life is one of those 'you had to be there' jokes.

Anonymous Member

This girl does not stop talking! She is kind of in a bind. Was traveling, has no money and no job. So she wants to stay here for a week or so and do chores to pay her keep. She cleaned up and said she will do laundry and stuff tomorrow. She is waiting for her parents to send her some money. The other girl is cool as hell. She is out for the night so its me and the young talks non stop girl.

ratbastid

Offer her a dollar for every 10 minutes she can keep her yap shut. That's better than minimum wage!

Daniel_

Has she not offered to pay with her furry chequebook?

__________________

╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

Anonymous Member

The first girl left a few hours ago. Nothing new to post about her, as I was not around much. We both sat in her room and talked about the other girl and how she was driving us crazy. The new girl did a good job cleaning. She did the dishes, laundry and such.

When I got home, the first girl was leaving. She was cool.
Well the other girl followed me about talking a mile a minute. I was a bit anoyed so I wanted to just mess with her a bit. While she was telling me a bout how she was going to organise the cabinets tomorrow, I took off my clothes. I just acted naturally and she stopped talking when she saw I was not going to stop. When I was down to my underwear she just stopped talking. I said, " Go on." and she started again. So I took off my shorts and was just standing there naked. She blushed and stopped talking.

I walked over to my dresser and said that the place looked good. She asked if she was intruding, and I said no it was ok. I went to the living room and she followed me out of my room.
I said that if she was going to stay, she had to be ok with me being naked. She said that was ok. I showered and went back to my room.

dlish

you cant possibly be living this life....

makes the rest of use look like tame and dull bastards

__________________
An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Anonymous Member

I got home from work a few hours ago. This girl instantly jumped off the couch and followed me about telling me about all the stuff she had done. Organised, cleaned, rearanged etc.
The place looked good, but she dodged me when I asked how long she was going to stay.
I come home filthy from work most days and today was especially so. The first day on a new job is always messy.
She was telling me what she was going to do, what she was going to cook and if she should go food shopping while I stripped. She even followed me into the bathroom and talked to me while i was showering.
I came out and asked her for a towel. She got it and I dried off and handed it back to her.

She followed me to my room where I didn't know what to do. I was hard at this point and just standing there. She wants to be some sort of civil engineer and keeps talking about schools, and the path she will take.

I just sat down and checked my email. She was kind of ruining the moment for me. I loaded up a porn video from my hard drive and let it go. She looked at the screen but just went right on. I got hard again and turned my chair half way so I could see both her and the screen.

I started stroking and I asked her if she ever saw a guy do this before. She, of course, talked a mile a minute about her old boyfriend and how he would do it all the time. yada yada yada. So I let her talk while I stroked. I asked her to turn around for me and she did. So I asked her about her old boyfriend and what they did together. She said they did everthing, how long they were together, why they broke up all in minute details. I asked her to turn around again and she did. I was getting bold at this point . I said to take off your glassess, and she did.
She is cute but at this point she didn't bathe in at least three days but i was getting hornier. I told her to come closer. At this point the porno was doing a cum shot. I looked at it and said, " oh look at that."


While she watched, I put my hand on her ass. I started to cum. I asked her to get me a wet towel. I cleaned myself off and got dressed.

Anonymous Member

Here is a story I remember from a few years back. All tide into my exhibitionism.

Right out of college I stayed at a friend's house. He had a pool and were drinking to all hours of the night. His house was huge with many rooms, and filled with knick knacks. It was pretty creepy actually. After sobbering up, floating on a tube all night, I went to find a place to sleep. All the rooms were taken, of course, so I wandered the place looking for coach. In a small room off on the wing, there were two couches. One had piles of laundry on it, the other nothing. I took my bag out, took off my clothes and put the wet clothes away. It was a bout 6 15 am on a Saturday so I just stood there and enjoyed the silence. Then I layed out some blankets on the couch and layed down. I layed on top of the covers for a bit just kind of rubbing myself, but not really masturbating. When I noticed the pile of laundry moving! I looked over and my friend's little sister was under neath looking right at me! I was pretty much caught red handed. I covered myself up and said sorry. She just rolled over and went back to sleep.

Anonymous Member

After I got home the other day, I was met at the door by my current, no end in sight, boarder. She explained all the things she did today. At work eveyone was talking about the new Star Trek movie so I asked her if she wanted to see it. She looked confused. I said I would pay, as I hate seeing a movie alone. So she agreed to come with me.
She has been wearing, and sleeping in the same clothes now for many days. I said she would have to clean up before going out. I gave her my laundry detergent, and shampoo and such. I didn't know she didn't have any of that stuff with her.

I showered while she did her laundry. When I was done, she showered. She came out in her towel to get her stuff from her suitcase. She gathered her clothes and I said it was ok to change here. She just stopped. Go ahead, its ok. She took off her towel and went dress. She has a cute, thin body. I was already naked and I walked over to her and touched her chest. I put her clothes down, and kissed her. After a bit of kissing, and caressing, I walked her to my room and layed her on the bed. I got out a rubber and fucked her. After wards we saw Star Trek and had pizza.

vinceco252

^^^When he posts that he's killed someone, will I get subpoenaed?

Zenturian

Wow. Don't know what to say.

vinceco252

Too harsh?

dlish

did that shut her the fuck up?

__________________
An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

kutulu

I love that you ended up banging the girl that annoyed you so much.

Anonymous Member

She is still here. She has moved all her stuff into my room and pretty much stays with me now. I have had two other boarders in the mean time, an older European lady, and now a college guy from Oregon. M, as will call the girl that is staying with me, is getting a handle on the talking. She is turing out to be pretty cool and does a good job with chores and shopping. She is even a good cook. She does tend to say embarressing things once in a while. She is wonderful at giving too much information too soon. She old the older lady that I like to get naked infront of strangers while I was at work. She just asked her if she saw me naked yet. And I hadn't so it was awkward when I got home.
The guy staying for a week is pretty cool. He keeps asking me if I know where I can get pot, which not only do I not, but I will kick his ass if he smokes that in my place!
When it was just M and I, I had her walk out of the bathroom naked when the UPS guy was delievering a package. She is cool and pretty much does what I aske her to do. She came out and tip toed for what ever reason from the bathroom to the bedroom. He just looked at her and laughed.
When its this guy's last night here, I will have her walk out naked to see how he reacts.

dlish

looks like it did.

you poor soul. now you have a squatter in the house. good luck trying to get her to leave

__________________
An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Xerxys

Dude, You KILLED ME!!!!

---------- Post added at 11:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:24 PM ----------

Upon my 45th reading of this post I couldn't help but ask ... WTF?

vinceco252

^In a good way? Can't tell with the exclamation points...

Anonymous Member

Last night the guy from Oregon left. Aside for talking about pot, looking for pot, and asking me to score some pot, he was ok. We were watching TV at night talking when M, the chinese girl, came out of the room naked to go to the bathroom. The guy just flipped out. His head just spun around and looked shocked. She brushed her teeth and she came out again and walked to my bedroom. He was all stunned. About a half hour later, I went to bed. When he left this afternoon, he thanked me, paid up his rent and told her she was cute.

I don't have any other boarders lined up for a few days.

Anonymous Member

She only came with a suitcase of clothes. Nothing else.

Xerxys

I know right...? It's kinda like a great soap opera....

Ergh ... Just comes to show why I can never live the life. I would personally search and inspect all the boarders contents not for contraband, but for sanitary purposes!!

Jozrael

I'd just like to chime in as another eager follower of your exploits.

navasahamed2

good

Anonymous Member

I thought I was bothering people with so many post. I was thinking of stopping. Should I stop or continue?

Xerxys

Wha ... **sputters incoherently** WT .. WTF ...

Dude, do you actually see how many times I revisit this damn thread, WTF is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!

You stop posting and I will ... er.. let you have it!!

Anonymous Member

Ok thats cool. Nothing new right now, but I am glad I am not bothering people.

Xerxys

I swear to god if you're not making this up then by GOD you are awsome ... this is entertaining man!!

I know now how old women feel when they're watching the stupid and painfull soaps!!!

dlish

sounds just like a porn movie to me

__________________
An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Jozrael

A: Did you use lube, and B: was it the same hand you were stroking with the you shook hands with? I'm a lefty so I wouldn't have that problem, but if I was a righty and in that situation...I can't imagine xD

kutulu

If you have new stuff... POST IT!

Really, thanks for sharing all of this. It is amazing.

Anonymous Member

Last night I got a new boarder. A girl from South Africa. She is cute, looks like that actress Thandie Newton. I told her on the phone about M, yes she is still here, and how we both sometimes go about nude. She said it was not a problem. She got here real late last night, I pretty much just let her in and went back to bed. After work today she was still sleeping so I tipptoed around. When M came in T woke up. We all talked. I went to my room and took a nap. Work was rough today. I got up about an hour ago and M was on my computer. I told her to give me some head and like I said, she pretty much does everything I tell her. I was sitting on my chair, naked, getting head when T called to me. I answered her. She wanted to know how to get on with the wireless computer. She came to my door and what was going on. She said sorry and started to back up. I said its ok, and explained how to log on. M didn't stop. She pretened she didn't notice, stood and listened to the directions and then logged on.

Vana

This article has informed much of my thinking on this topic, author unknown ...




"EXHIBITIONISM

Ever since the publication by J. W. Mohr and colleagues of their seminal Exhibitionism, 1964, exhibitionism has been recognised as a key element always present in the profile of every paedophile.

I am not speaking here of exhibitionism as you will perhaps be imagining it: a man displaying his erect penis to little boys or girls. That is what J.W. Mohr and his colleagues concentrate on.

You know how children play Chicken ? (And how appropriate the name of that game !) Small children play it by staring into each other's eyes the one who blinks or looks away first is the loser. Older children play it by standing on railway lines in front of an oncoming train and the one who jumps off last is the winner. Teens play it in cars accelerating towards each other down the central white line . . . Well, exhibitionism is their form of Chicken.

Who, then, is the opponent they are playing the game against ? Revealing just enough of themselves for someone with the knowledge to pick up the tell-tale hint but always having a ready excuse to hand ! It could be that the husband is a if his wife (and children) are in the know, against his colleagues at work. If they too are in the picture, then against society at large that lustful look or even wink at an attractive child in the supermarket ! How many adults will have seen it !

The ones who claim to feel no guilt at all are the ones most likely to be arrested. That satisfies their sense of guilt, whilst at the same time allowing them proudly to declare they've "come out" and are now active campaigners who ought to be honoured and followed !"

Redlemon

Vana, was that the whole article? I still don't see the connection between exhibitionism and pedophilia. (Perhaps, if you have more to say on the subject, this would be better as a separate thread?)

__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Deltona Couple

I agree. it seems that this particular post is not in the right place, and not really referencing the OP.

__________________
"It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

The_Jazz

I agree with Redlemon and DC - there doesn't seem to be any relevance to that article. Correlation certainly doesn't equal causation, and that's the closed I can come to make this post fit with the rest of the thread.

__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Xerxys

I dunno Jazz..., she was homeless, he was horny, it worked out well!! Correlation did cause cummation ... er, what were you refering to?

Anonymous Member

thought I would share an old story since there is nothing new going on right now. When I was in my early twenties, I rented a beach house with a bunch of friends. Everyone but me went home during the week to work. I had six weeks off so I just stayed out there all the time. To tell the truth, that was my favorite time, when I was alone.
Well the house was for sale and the realtor lady would come over during the week to show the place off. One time I came back from the beach to find her with some couple in the kitchen. I asked her to call me first before just barging in, as I am staying most of the summer. Another time she came walking in with some other woman as I was cooking breakfast in my bathrobe.
So for shits and giggles, I would leave porno mags out just in case she would come over unannounced. Sure as shit I heard her car pull up. I looked out the window and I saw her, a pretty blond woman in her early forties, with some younger woman in her thirties and a teenaged girl. I figured this will teach her. I stripped down. I took off all my clothes. I figured why not? This was my place for the summer and I told her I was staying! I asked her to call. Besides, this would be fun and I was not doing anything wrong. They were invading MY privacy!
Needless to say I was pretty tan and in good shape. I was hard as all get out. I heard them open the door, and I was watching from the door to the bedroom that I had open a crack. I saw the mother of the teenager look at one of the playboys I had left open. They all laughed and continued to look around. I was stroking to keep me hard and big. I was dripping some pre cum now, and my heart was racing. I was starting to chicken out. They started to walk into the kitchen and out of my view. I just stood there thinking if I should do this or not. I was still stroking. I was hard as I could be. Then I heard them coming towards the bedrooms. I figure it was now or never, because if they opened the door and saw me here, they would just close it and leave. As they were in the living room, but near the bedrooms, I just walked out. My heart leaped as I swung the door open. I said, “ Marie?” as I opened the door figuring they would assume that I thought my girlfriend or such was in the house, “ I am hard and all ready!” All three of them just stared open mouthed. I pretended to panic and freeze.
I was dripping with pre cum, hard and my heart was pounding. I could see each of their faces. I just said, “ I thought I heard my girlfriend out here.” And I just stood there. I wasn’t going to move. I wanted to see what they would do. The realtor just looked like she was going to die. She said, “ I am sorry, this is Joe, he is the current renter. I didn’t know he was home.”
I put out my hand and went to shake the mother’s hand. She was speechless. She took my hand and gave me a shake. I went to shake the teen’s hand. She looked to be 19 or so. I looked right at her and she was blushing. She took my hand. As she shook it, I said. ‘ You should have called, I was expecting someone.”
The realtor said yes she should have and that they could come back some other time. I said ok, but call first. I walked towards the door so that I would be exposed to them longer. I pretty much was infront of the door. I watched them fumble to pick up there things. With one hand I opened the door, with the other I started to stroke. The mother and the realtor just marched out, the teen was last. She watched me as she walked to the door, and I pointed to the kitchen and said, “ The kitchen is awesome.” I just wanted to say anything to keep her here for a second longer. She turned to see what I was pointing to and I added. “ The refridgerator makes its own ice.” I felt myself cumming so I slowed down. She turned around and saw me spurting.
“ See you later.” I said as she walked out the door.
Needless to say, the realtor called everytime she tried to show off the house next.

ptc0922

I wonder if anyone else enjoys being outside nude during a warm summer rain

Jozrael

By the way, I found that last one hottest by far.

Redlemon

I have yet to find that warm summer rain, but perhaps that's New England for you. We tried having sex outside during a downpour on a really hot day, and yet the rain felt really really cold. Especially when (in missionary) the rain runs down your spine and over your asshole.

At least we got a huge laugh over the incident.

__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.