Giant Hamburger

Puccini
or when introducing it to others, Signora Giacomo Puccini

blahblah454

You win, as usual

Anxst

Due to some TV show (I think it was Anything But Love) she used to watch, my wife used to refer to it as her "Toochie". However, I equated that with Stanley Tucci, and therefore occasionally referred to it as her Stanley. That usually got me hit, so now we go with Quim or Pussy.

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LoganSnake

Cock holster.

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Acetylene

I think "vagina" is a very feminine and poetic word. I have no problem with it. I'll use pussy if I want to be playful or refer less-specifically to the whole region.

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AndTylerToo

Human Interface Port!
/nerd
But seriously, it depends heavily on what you're going for. If you're thinking dirty talk, pussy and cunt are the big ones, but you're a no-go on those... So I think I agree with Willravel, when just having sex, not doing any dirty talk its always things like, It or you feel so good, etc.

Charlatan

We call it her giant hamburger...

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canuckguy

Washington


i am mr smith of course.

Giant Hamburger

You honor me with your wife's pudendum!
I will never forget this.

Ilow

you could go old school and call it muff or beaver...

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monkey baby

wow. I thought we weren't really being original by calling mine "kitty".
Like: (for him) "kitty is so smooth", kitty tastes so good" or (for me) "kitty wants a kiss", "you really made kitty purr tonight" stuff like that, but normally during the act and when we're really getting into it we just go with pussy.
"pound my pussy!!!" really gets him going.

On the other hand....I find it hard to find something else to call his besides dick or cock. Any suggestions?

Giant Hamburger

His prolobasinator goes into your fleotus.

lotsofmagnets

smelly cavern
nappy dug-out
poon-pump

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ÐiGiRed

uhh.. Those are some... interesting names. But for me I've always called it "down there" or "it" or even "pussy". Guess I'm just not that original.

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lotsofmagnets

you´re doing well, ðigired. my ex refused to even refer to hers at all and well, i wasn´t going to spend much time there anyway.

edit #2 Ð is screwing with my head since it´s pronounced "th" here

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

loquitur

strictly speaking, what you're admiring is her vulva. The vagina is just the hole, but the entire genitalia is vulva. Nothing against holes, but it's the entire apparatus that is appetizing.

So: how does the SO feel about "vulva?"

("vulva" makes me think of this website.)

lotsofmagnets

i have developed a sudden fondness for the term "meow meow" and will endeavour to use it at every opportunity henceforth.

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

unacceptablyme

Mine is referred to as mooshie. His favorite line was "Hello tooshie, mooshie, titties" and touching me correspondingly. Really get me going.

And we refer to his as the caveman

By the way, hello everybody.

lotsofmagnets

caveman is a classy touch, and hey

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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

Makia

I find those cute for some reason =P

snowy

They're certainly interesting. I imagine it would make a good coffee table decoration. Something to get the conversation going.

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TH12

The carnaval always had a "tunnel of love" ride. Traditionally, it was romantic for a couple to pet while taking the ride. The phrase was intended to suggest the lady's entry.

Honey pot, oyster, and hidden valley or pleasure valley describe the outward area.

Vagina, cootchie, cunt, and channel are more indicative of the tunnel of love.

A woman I knew said she had a hyserectomy. She said they removed her baby cradle but left her playpen in good condition. I've always found that humorous.

If your lady is sensitive to what you call it, give her a list of words suggested, and then tell her you'll try to remember to call it whatever she wants. Taco maybe.

speshul-k

That just makes me think of Al Pacino.
Something or someone you don't want to think about during sex!

Giant Hamburger

biblical region

Ilow

well, i think that is without the second "h" but I'm pretty sure you ruined it for me nonetheless.

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high_jinx

for me it's "poon" or "box" depending on the context.... box works better than you'd think for the girls too in the heat of the moment.

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AmyE

Some of these make me fall over laughing.... Their hilarious.

I've usually stuck with pussy. I've never really like cunt that much. Idk, too many negative conantations with it.

Dtamr

Pussy is good. Sometimes I go with sheath, which is apparently the greek or latin translation (I'm not sure which.)

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Daniel_

How about "nomnomnom"?

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Gertie

It's fine to get a list of suggestions like this as long as you use them to open up a conversation with her about her "choices". There's usually issues and baggage associated with liking or loathing certain words and you need to root them out, pun intended. Remember. talking is the other intercourse. Have fun!

Baraka_Guru

• penileduct
• spermaduct
• infantiduct
• fistiduct

Choose depending on the reasons for the lovemaking.

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duskytip

protein injection port...just saying.......

mixedmedia

I love it when my baby calls my vagina a cunt.

snatch is sexy, too

He means them as a compliment, an endearment. It's all perspective.

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randytugger

Axe wound

Morel

imkeen

Pussy is the winner here, but cunt could be acceptable.

boink

hmm, I don't see "cut"
as in can a playa get some cut....up in that cut etc.

or "them guts" as in up in them guts like every day.

not really terms I use but pritty common.

search more here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vagina

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doubleaught

Come up with a name for it instead of a label (a "normal" name instead of a label like cunt.)

Makes it easy to refer to, although occasionally this leads to amusing situations. Had a client the other day who named their wireless network after their cat, which had the same name as my SO's pussy.

Man was it hard to keep from smiling! "Alright let's securely connect to...."

uncle phil

snatch is good...

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