m0rpheus

We tried on of the tingling/warming ones once. It felt kinda good for a few seconds, then it felt like burning. Then I ran into the shower to get the shit off. Now I always worry about stuff like this going anywhere near that area.

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Daniel_

Katyanna, the listing of ingredients is always by mass, with the items present in the highest proportion listed first.

The Sodium Hydroxide is therefore present in the lowest amount. You will also notice that the preservative "Benzoic Acid" is present, and at higher levels than the sodium hydroxide.

In solution, the Sodium Hydroxide dissociates into Sodium Ions and Hydroxide Ions. The Benzoic Acid dissociates into Benzoate and Hydrogen ions.

The net effect is that a solution containing Benzoic Acid and Sodium Hydroxide will form an equilibrium equivalent to having just added Sodium Benzoate (found naturally in fruit).

So it's not "puting lye on my nether regions". It's chemistry.

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Ayashe

You have a far greater knowledge of chemistry than myself. My knowledge of Sodium Hydroxide ends at making homemade soap which is rather safe. Makes sense, and kudos for the extra knowledge.

fyrehair

Lol....that could be quite the mess.

My bf & I tried one of the "warming" lubes that KY makes....quite interesting. More of a tingling, burning sensation...bit of a mood killer. Just give me some regular KY and my bf....I'll be a happy girl!

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lotsofmagnets

heh yet another possible outcome: soapy sex

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Ayashe

Good idea, I have about 40# of the stuff sitting in racks right now.

DSmith67

Just catching up on this thread and began to LOL at this. Love your comment! Now I can't get rid of a mental picture of "Double Mint Vagina Gum" - Slogan: "Chew it all day and never get that Un-fresh feeling again!" Could put Summer's Eve out of business.

Zocrates

So my girlfriend and I where sitting in the living-room going over what a waste of money that was after we ran home and tried it...... Anyway, it's a waste of money, it actually gets sticky after awhile and it does taste horrible. When combined does not do much.

TIP: the warm one is great for masturbating when it's cold in your room (Yours), and the cool one (Mine) is great for a quick little jerk session in the summer time.

Note: My dog chewed mine (Yours) and drank it when I was at work...He poops is a split second now =)

spongy

Be careful!!

I dated a girl that said she and an ex did the chocolate syrup/whipped cream thing once.

she said it was amazing, but after they were done, he stuck to the kitchen counter (what with the dried/drying syrup that) so badly that he pulled a fair amount of butt and other bodily hair off.

she also said that washing it off of him in the shower was great fun... but her roommate was alittle bent to find syrup with butt hair on the counter the next morning.

PS I heart this site!!

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Hyacinthe

Lube can be funny stuff, between my friends and the SO working in an adult store (He gets all kind of interesting things to 'test') any new and interesting stuff quickly comes up in conversation

This one made me chuckle


I'm still trying to convince a store owner I know hat he should make a 'Bucket'o'Lube' product, for brothels or porn sets. An actual little bucket (kinda like the KFC ones) filled with lube, you could even get filler packs - your buckets empty go buy a sealed bag of lube and pour it back in - yay new Bucket'o'Lube

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vashtinova

Oh gosh I know!!! I had the worst reaction. It burnt like crazy.

Yellow Tulip

Don't know about the guys but I do like to slip myself onto a natural cock.

ItWasMe

A bit TMI, but ...

I got to see hubby for a few days recently, and took a pack of the 'yours and mine' KY. According to product reviews, 'his' is supposed to be a bit warming, and 'hers' is cooling. When 'combined' it is supposed to be a warming/cooling sensation.

I was a bit disappointed. It wasn't anything special or 'intense' other than the 'vics vapor rub in the hoohah' feeling. He thinks the blue one heightened sensitivity a bit. I think it was because we hadn't seen each other in a couple of months. We later tried the blue on me, and it felt like normal lube to me. The lube in the purple bottle felt similar to IcyHot (though I have never tried IcyHot in the nether region). No fireworks when 'combined' other than the normal fireworks when we combined. I was nervous because I remembered how the KY Warming Gel was uncomfortable. This didn't get quite as warm/hot, but still not my favorite feeling inside.

I don't remember smelling mint. I do remember tasting very strong cherry, which was probably the glycerine.

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Daniel_

Speaking as one of the guys, I've never tried it....

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Ourcrazymodern?

I don't think it was K-Y, but I fucking enjoyed it.

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