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Old 05-04-2008, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Has anyone tried this or seen a review?

I just saw a commercial on TV for it...one lubricant for him...one for her...and apparently some reaction when they blend together. I went to the website and it says nothing remotely useful about what it does. I am curious and hoping someone can shed some light on what it does.

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Old 05-04-2008, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've never used it but I did see it at the store the other day. My guess would be that they heat up when you combine them, but you'll never find real info on it from the company.

If you're thinking about trying it though, be aware that it's most likely oil based and should not be used with condoms.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've never used it but I did see it at the store the other day. My guess would be that they heat up when you combine them, but you'll never find real info on it from the company.

If you're thinking about trying it though, be aware that it's most likely oil based and should not be used with condoms.
It's not oil-based.

The package info, and ingredients, from www.drugstore.com:
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yours+mine™ Couples Lubricants
his excites, hers delights. together they ignite.

one+one=everything. It takes two. To make chemistry. To make magic. To make love. That's why it takes two lubricants to let your lovemaking add up to a totally new experience. You do the math: An invigorating sensation for him. A thrilling sensation for her. Put the two together and suddenly, everything's just right. Better than just right. Completely new and unexpected. More exciting. More satisfying. More everything.

Ingredients:
Yours for him™: Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Maltodextrin, Honey (Miel), Methlyparaben, Sucralose.
Mine for her:™: Water (eau), Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethycellulose, Bonzoic Acid, Menthyl Lactate, Methyl Sallcylate, Parfume (Fragrance), Sodium Hydroxide

Directions

For more play during foreplay-and during you know what. When the moment feels right, apply to intimate areas as desired. Apply yours (blue) to him. And mine (purple) to her. When the individual lubricants mix during sex, they combine to create an exciting sensation. Have fun together.

Compatible with latex condoms ONLY.

Warnings

Compatible with latex condoms ONLY. Do not use if tamper evident safety seal is broken or missing.
If irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a doctor. This product is not a contraceptive and does not contain spermicide. Keep out of reach of children.
Interesting.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's not oil-based.

The package info, and ingredients, from www.drugstore.com:


Interesting.
But what is this exciting sensation?
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe it works like IcyHot. His excites, hers ignites....
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man, use during "you-know-what"! How scandalous!

(so does that mean when we're washing dishes and he looks over at me and puts his hand on mine *oh so naughty* ...)
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The Glycerin in his has a warming effect.

The Menthyl Lactate in hers has a cooling effect.

If he used "Durex Play Heat" lube and she used "Durex Play Tingle" lube you'd get the same effect (probably for less money).

Cheaper still - put cooking Glycerin on the penis, and eat a couple of mints before going down on her.
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow way to just ruin the excitement Daniel.

You always have to go and be so smart now don't you?
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The Glycerin in his has a warming effect.

The Menthyl Lactate in hers has a cooling effect.

If he used "Durex Play Heat" lube and she used "Durex Play Tingle" lube you'd get the same effect (probably for less money).

Cheaper still - put cooking Glycerin on the penis, and eat a couple of mints before going down on her.
The Tingle stuff is awful, though. Smells horribly of spearmint. I tried it once; my vagina smelled like chewing gum for hours.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You know, call me old-fashioned, and granted, it's been a couple of months, but I seem to recall that it's a fairly amazing sensation when you just have sex. No special lubes or oils or artificial flavorings-- just fucking. So much so, in fact, that I do not believe there has ever been a single time in my life, when having sex, that I asked the girl I was with, "do you know of any way that you could make your vagina feel cooler?" or thought, "this would be amazing, were it only mintier!"
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't think its above improvement. It's about making it different. On the other hand, its also a marketing gimmick.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Wow way to just ruin the excitement Daniel.

You always have to go and be so smart now don't you?
It's a skill. My company makes a competing range of products in the UK.

Our New Product Development meetings are a scream. If you hate the ones that make it to your shelves, just wonder and dread the ones that don't!


Somehow the "Liver and Bacon" lube was rejected, and despite promising trials, Prawn Cocktail for her and Cheese & Onion for him never made it to the prodct launch.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"this would be amazing, were it only mintier!"
Doesn't everyone think that about sex at one point or another?

I think this is the currently active thread with the highest level of general hilarity. I have not laughed so hard in days at least.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You all -- and by extension, this place (thanks Halx) -- rock. Where else can you take these kind of questions and get this much good stuff?
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Seriously? Minty-fresh hoohoo and tingly wang? I dunno, y'all.

And Daniel_ ... you're like that damn annoying kid in English class who knew everything. Oy. If ya weren't so cute....
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Somehow the "Liver and Bacon" lube was rejected,
Please tell me this isn't true. It sounds like someone is trying to go after the more exclusive "dog-lover" demographic.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ha this is great stuff. Daniel I am sure you have some real horror stories of proposed gimmicks and such, perhaps you would like to share them?

And that liver and bacon could have promise, have you seen the new line of Taco Time (or something similar, shows how much I pay attention) ads on tv where the girl has that bacon burrito thingy in her purse at the bar to pick up guys.

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Old 05-05-2008, 07:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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As long as it doesn't work like epoxy
haha, had the same thought. what is the matter with us??
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Please tell me this isn't true. It sounds like someone is trying to go after the more exclusive "dog-lover" demographic.
I really REALY hope you mean "people who keep pets" rather than "people who have an inappropriate physical relationship with canines".

Then again, it might just mean "people who pick up ugly women".

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*sigh
Seriously? Minty-fresh hoohoo and tingly wang? I dunno, y'all.

And Daniel_ ... you're like that damn annoying kid in English class who knew everything. Oy. If ya weren't so cute....

How come all the women who think I'm cute live in the states?

Not counting my wife, obviously.
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I, too, thought of epoxy.

Definitely a silly gimmick. By not telling you what it is, they're making folks curious. And they've made us talk about it. Silly, silly fun conversation.
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I, too, thought of epoxy.

Definitely a silly gimmick. By not telling you what it is, they're making folks curious. And they've made us talk about it. Silly, silly fun conversation.
Great idea.

"Mystery Lube". You know it'll do something, but each pack has a different random efect... warming, cooling, tingling, the power to conjure the devil...
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:21 AM   #23 (permalink)
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"Mystery Lube". You know it'll do something, but each pack has a different random efect... warming, cooling, tingling, the power to conjure the devil...
...making squeeking noises, creating complete loss of sensation, smelling strongly of bacon, glowing in the dark, epoxy (but one of the other lubes dissolves the epoxy, have fun finding which one!), permanent dye, ....
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:39 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Without going total TMI, I would not recommend this stuff. Smelly, too slick.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Without going total TMI, I would not recommend this stuff. Smelly, too slick.
'Cmon, TMI is what this site is built on. Let's hear the TMI!!
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Everything was kind of peppery. And sort of minty, but the pepper overwhelmed everything, not pleasant to taste. If you're going to go downtown, do it before you put this stuff in.

Also, too slick, too greasy, too slippery.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:30 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Why does it have to warm up?



If your crotch is cold during sex you're doing it wrong.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:46 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Why does it have to warm up?



If your crotch is cold during sex you're doing it wrong.
Or you are a necrophiliac.

Unlike many who thought of epoxy, I thought of something worse... binary explosives.
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:10 PM   #29 (permalink)
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...I thought of something worse... binary explosives.
RFL
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:47 PM   #30 (permalink)
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best thread yet. definitely a contender for the hall of fame.

i wonder if when mixed they could give off some sort of smell....like burnt rubber
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:50 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A burned-rubber smell during sex would definitely be a bad sign. I've heard of condoms breaking before, but burning? =P
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:20 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
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No one ever actually said what sensation there is when the two combine!!
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Old 06-13-2008, 07:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Okay, so we got some and tried it out. The hubby said his felt really warm, and mine was tingle-y. When we had sex, the mixture was a bit warm, and bit tickle-y, but different than either. I'd say more than the sum of its parts. Didn't stay super slippery for long, but it was nice and did its job in an entertaining way. We will be using it again, and since the bottles are fairly large, I'd say we'll be using it more than once or twice!
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Old 08-24-2008, 08:33 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ya know, sometimes I just like the feel of a natural vagina wrapped around me. I dunno about you guys.
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Old 08-24-2008, 08:50 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Ya know, sometimes I just like the feel of a natural vagina wrapped around me. I dunno about you guys.
Why did this make me think of "Inch High Private Eye"?
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Everything was kind of peppery. And sort of minty, but the pepper overwhelmed everything, not pleasant to taste. If you're going to go downtown, do it before you put this stuff in.
Hmm. Maybe with some oregano, a drizzle of olive oil...
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:33 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Hmm. Maybe with some oregano, a drizzle of olive oil...
Tasty.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:50 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I dont use any KY or sorts of things. But some day planning to rub chocolate on my thing before going to bed
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:15 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Ingredients:
Yours for him™: Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Maltodextrin, Honey (Miel), Methlyparaben, Sucralose.
Mine for her:™: Water (eau), Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 60, Hydroxyethycellulose, Bonzoic Acid, Menthyl Lactate, Methyl Sallcylate, Parfume (Fragrance), Sodium Hydroxide

I am not quite sure what the purpose of that last ingredient is. I generally prefer to avoid putting lye on my nether regions.
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