Your penis: how do you feel about it?
 

Well, since little_tippler asked...

I'm really not the best person to give perspective on this subject, but I love my cock. I love its shape, I love its size, I love its texture. I'm in love with my cock. :p Some women might be afraid of it... it being rather large, but its really just a matter of how much lube (natural or not) you use. It is pristine and uncut. Its a thing of power.

A woman once asked me why men compare dick sizes when the average woman is only 5" deep (or something like that) and my response was pretty indignant. First of all, if you think giving pleasure is the reason men compare dick sizes, you're on the wrong track. Second, the width has a lot to do with it, too, and that DOES matter with pleasure a lot of the time. Any person will tell you that its not about the size - its how you use it. That in itself is another macho pissing contest.

Men, chime in and tell us how you love (or don't love) the cock.

I love my cock. Every woman I've been with has been pleased with its size and girth. I'm circumcised and I have no problem with it. I definitely know how to use it, too. :D

Lament for my cock
Sore and crucified
I seek to know you
Aquiring soulful wisdom
You can open walls of mystery
Stripshow

How to aquire death in the morning show
Tv death which the child absorbs
Deathwell mystery which makes me write
Slow train, the death of my cock gives life

Forgive the poor old people who gave us entry
Taught us God in the childs praye in the night

Guitar player
Ancient wise satyr
Sing your ode to my cock

Caress its lament
Stiffen and guide us, we frozen
Lost cells
The knowledge of cancer
To speak to the heart
And give the great gift
Words power trance

This stable friend and the beast of his zoo
Wild haired chicks
Women flowering in their summit
Monsters of skin
Each color connects
To create the boat
Which rocks the race
Could any hell be more horrible
Than now
And real?

I pressed her thigh and death smiled
Death, old friend
Death and my cock are the world
I can forgive my injuries in the name of
Wisdom luxury romance

Sentence upon sentence
Words are the healing lament
For the death of my cocks spirit
Has no meaning in the soft fire
Words got me the wound and will get me well
I you believe it

All join now and lament the death of my cock
A tounge of knowledge in the feathered night
Boys get crazy in the head and suffer
I sacrifice my cock on the alter of silence

Ustwo, guarded as usual.

I'm pretty nonchalant.

It's about 6", maybe a little less, so no problems there, and average girth again. Sure more girth wouldn't go amiss, but I'm still pretty young so who knows; maybe I'll turn into a choad. :surprised:
I don't really care about size.. more about frequency of use tbh ;)

As for aesthetics, I'm uncut, which I think is a good thing, however I have ****loads of "fordyce spots" which I really don't like at all. Reduces my confidence a lot - not that I'm depressed, but I tend to turn down, or not pursue opportunities of cock-usage more frequently than I would if I didn't have them.
Apparently they are normal, but they look odd (imo) and are not mentioned in sex-ed, so could easily be confused with an STD, so require reassurance to the other being involved.
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot )
Apparently everyone has them.. I just seem to have loads :/ It wouldn't be so bad if they were like the ones in those pics, but there are others too which are more unsightly. ( this kind http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/slm-maa/s...ges/hel007.jpg )

I've been to about 5 sexual health doctors (just to be sure :p ) so I am certain they're fine.. just an annoyance.

It seems to get the job done.

Speaking from my experience, the "spots" aren't unattractive at all. Almost every penis I've seen has had them! And my boyfriend has them. They definitely don't turn me off or anything like that.

Although I guess someone being worried about STD's isn't too bad of a thing.

Massive pride.

Cheers Jenna! :thumbsup:
Yeah I was really quite upset about it for a while, but just accepted it now and am realising its not so bad a thing.

Obviously I'd prefer not to have it, but I'm happy regardless :)

Aside from that, its A-OK. :eek:

lots of fun to be had..

We republicans have to be careful when a man asks about our cock lest we end up on the evening news ;)

Touche.

just a technicality, but in the interests of fair play should women be posting in this thread?

I don't know about you, but its good for my ego when women talk about my penis.

Same here--most penises I've seen have them. It happens; it's certainly nothing that should keep you from enjoying sex.

That's the beauty of cocks--each one is different, but they're all awesome.

I'm a fan.

I'm very happy with it. It's slightly longer and thicker than average without it being a monster that can scare women away. The "really good feelings" towards my member started the day I realized I actually needed to wear large sized condoms. :)

The only blemishes are a few pearly penile papules around the frenulum, and it's circumcised. I might get the papules removed some day, especially the one on the glans which can be a bit distracting. I'm currently working on restoring the foreskin.

I feel it is underused.

There was a young man from Stamboul,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

I'm a fan of my own. Other people's, not so much.

I agree with Daniel. I think they are kind of ugly to tell the truth, but my gf loves it. I also think it's kind of average sized, but my gf's have always disagreed with my assessment. I think the best compliment I ever got on it (and me) was from an ex-gf, now great friend who said, "You are a great catch in this town: You can cook, and you've got a huge cock!" But the best part of it is being able to buy the large sized condoms. I always get a sort of perverse sense of pleasure at seeing the expression on the checkout girl's face when she sees the box with 'Large' written on it. More than makes up for how awkward and embarrassed I was as a gangly teenager buying condoms.

Lol, I'm kind of the same way. I use Magnums. :thumbsup:

Why do I not doubt that condom "sizes" suffer from an inverse of womens dress sizes, for similar reasons?

I've gone through different sizes/brands/ribbed etc and I found Magnums to be the most comfortable for myself and my GF. That's all that matters to me. :]

I am following this thread with an untethered delight. :hearts:

Carry on, please...

oh, and since you like for us to talk about it, Hal, you do indeed have a most fearsome and glorious cock! :)

A girl once said to me, and I quote, "Do you know you've got a perfect cock? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."

:shrug: I dunno. Size-wise, I'm exactly average. Circumsized. What can I say, it's a dick. I mean, obviously I'm partial to it: we've been through a lot together over the years.

As I said above, it appears to get the job done. I do like to have satisfied customers, and customer service is Job Number One.

Oh, absolutely. The difference between Regular and Large is a matter of millimeters.

The magnums are good, but that tight ring at the base is extremely uncomfortable.

A female once remarked to me that she liked how, during our mating ritual, my heroically sized spermatophore-bearing tentacle detached itself from my undercarriage and using jet propulsion from pressurized air-sacs for locomotion, blasted across the kitchen floor and then sensuously crept beneath her receptive mantle.

I hate mine so much, I beat it at least once a week.

Doesn't get used as much as it should.

Otherwise, I'm ambivalent. So long as it continues to do what it's supposed to do, I'm not overly concerned about the details.

EDIT - Giant Hamburger always gives the best responses.

How do I feel about it? Wrong question. The right question is how it feels about me. After all, it's the boss and I'm merely its servant. <heaving big sigh>

I have heard that 5.7 inches is a worldwide 'average,' in which case, I'm happy to be above average. I have also heard that anything between 5 & 7 inches is considered average, which puts me back into the average category.

I'm slightly under 7" and uncircumcised. I keep myself well groomed, often completely shaved, which has a tendency to make it look bigger. Personally I find shaving myself to be a turn on, and I prefer the look.

My wife has limited experience (only one other sexual partner before me) and her comment after out first time was that I was "very big." Apparently her other dude was a small fry.

My penis, don't ya see
sweet rod of majesty, of thee I sing;
Bed where my seaman dried,
Bed where my cock you ride,
from every doublewide, of my cock sing!

&lt;/obligatory&gt;

Me and mine nvr have any problems. In fact, he hanging out with me right now.

I haven't had any problems and I feel good about it. I'm happy at 6.5", but I'm the only one using it right now. I need some more people with two X chromosomes to try it out. I would change it to be uncircumcised if it had been my choice, which it probably should have been. It feels better when the glans is covered throughout the day and when running or biking. I do like the fact that it can orgasm multiple times in a 15-20 minute period, that part is great.

It's so funny... Is there anybody else who, of all the information on this thread, found that that was too much? :lol:

Until recently I've always been proud of my cock. It's about 7.5, and have been told it's "beautiful".

However, the last 3 girlfriends I've had were... small. It's not a situation where I can't get it in... I just can't go in all the way without hurting them. Doggy style is out of the question unless they're feeling naughty and want to feel the pain (nice when that happens). Unfortunately, if I don't cum fast it's like running my dick into a wall... it just hurts. Most of the time they want to be on top (fine with me :) ), but they don't go down all the way.

Guess I need to find taller women...

Your doing it wrong ... once a week?

I've only ever had positive feedback about mine, and every single one has come back for more, so from that perspective I am quite pleased with my cock. Now that I'm married the mutlitasking skills he has don't get used anymore, (maybe someday when the wife gets that itch) but I'm quite happy with the treatment he is given and when my wife is gone (she travels a lot) he and I get along just fine, as we always have.

How can anyone respond after Giant Hamburger's reply?

Lacking jet propulsion, I'd have to say that I am good with my cock. I like it enough and have had my share of compliments (but honestly, what woman is going to tell you to your face that it's horrid or too small?).

It gets the job done.

Even though my back, eyes and joints aren't what they used to be, my penis still seems to work as well as it ever has. And while at times I've thought I'd like to change a thing or three about it, I suppose it wouldn't be right for me any other way.

Sadly, I don't have a penis.

If I did... I'd feel like

I adore my penis. I take care of him, he takes care of me.

How do I feel about my cock?

Honestly, rather attached to it.

I know. It's a whole new realm of inadequacy.

Sure it's big, but can it fly?

ditto.


otherwise, it's perfectly good in my opinion.

i've gotten the "perfect size" comment as well.

I am confident enough to show it off, however I'm also confident that it's a bad idea to do so, for me at least.

I was not all that fond of it until about 4-5 months ago when it started to be seen by people other than me. It has so far received rave reviews and has made me feel much better about it.
Its not that I didn't love it originally, I mean, come on, its my penis, I guess that it was just that I wasn't sure if others would love it. But yeah, right around average with a smidgeon below 6in and I've been told very nice girth. So, in summary, I love it very much! (a couple times a day *bada chh*)

I'm 6'8"

When people make a comment estimating my size, the most popular number that comes up over 90" of the time is 14 inches the rest are usually guessing 8-9. I'm within the average length range and a bit above average on width.

How does this make me feel? Really fucking insecure. Never-really-want-to-let-anyone-see-it insecure. I'm not fishing for compliments and I don't want reassurance, but it's been driven into my head since I was about 12 that if a guy doesn't have a huge dick, he's nothing. It took me almost 10 years after separating myself from religion to get over religion-induced hangups about sexuality, I don't think I'll ever get over this one no matter what anyone says.

Based on my observations, I am average. Some of you here are just genetic freaks. :p
The only thing I care about is that it works.

It certainly is. I'm in charge of registration of condoms at my healthcare company.

Condoms are measured by the flat width - i.e. how wide they lie when empty. The flat width is therefore 1/2 the circumference. Do a little maths and you'll see that a difference of 2mm in width is reflected by only about 1.2mm in the difference in diameter.

The sizes we offer go from 49mm (standard for Asia, small for Europe) up to 60mm (large pretty much everywhere).

"Regular" is 54mm.

If you think a 2mm difference is trivial, remember that your cock is 1/25th the circumference of your waist (or so) and that 1mm is 1/25th of 1inch. Does a 2 inch size difference in a pair of trousers affect you?

More condoms fail due to size selection than anything else except incorrect lubricant choice - oil based lubes cause latex condoms to fail in minutes.

If you buy condoms that are too small, they split.

But what most people fail to realise is that if you buy condoms that are too LARGE they slip about and that leads to failure as well.

Most teens need smaller sizes - like everything else, a guy's cock changes size throughout his life.

So you want to do it with one woman, or two guys?

Reminds me of that old Emo Philips line: "Some people would have sex with anything that moves - I say, why limit yourself!"

yeah, thats a very annoying "reputation"

I have size 16 shoes, i'm 6'6", But average penis means average penis, and that's what I think i have.

I don't have exact measurements, but I'm just going off what I know otherwise.

it does make you feel a bit disproportionate though.

Daniel_, I didn't realize your expertise in the matter! Thanks for that!

Hunh. I guess that's why Magnums have that tight ring at the base, hunh? I've never used them, but I've heard about that, and it's been mentioned in this thread too. My assumption has been that it's a safety net for guys who are kidding themselves, so the damn thing stays on.

I like my cock. It's only been with a few different women, so I haven't received a lot of feedback about it. It feels good in my hand when I'm watching television. It seems to hit the right internal spots on my wife. It still functions when I'm in the mood. It kind of curves to the left (which makes it more comfortable for a right-hand grip), when I was younger I wondered if I had accidentally bent it and damaged the cartilage or something.

I don't know if it was made that way or something caused it, but my Ex had a curve like that. I'm sure many guys do.

At first, I thought it was odd, but it actually did some nice things for me so I grew to love it. :D

I love mine so much I gave it a ring.....

We get along, have a lot in common and even participate in team sports when in season. He plays offense and I make sure that everything else is covered. We've won quite a few games and have been praised for our style. If nothing else it's always a good show.

*shrug* If shes happy I'm happy.

I'm 90% sure that jerking off too much when I was growing bent it into a right-hand grip (bent a bit left and up.) A slight clockwise rotation should the tip right near the g-spot during thrusts.
At least someone understands. Does this qualify as male bonding?

Forgot to mention... the thing I like best about my cock is that it works. Never had a problem with it not being able to rise to the occasion. Large, small or average, if you can get it up, you're happy. (or will be in a few minutes)

Odd, I was talking about how women don't get all the body brainwashing in my politics class last week. We figured that there wasn't a man on the planet that would turn down an extra inch in length or girth. 100% would accept it. I would. You would. John Holmes probably would have. Some guys would club newborn babies for it. Cock = power.

Or that's what we're lead to believe. I don't buy it. I disown my penis.

:lol: GH doesn't hit it out of the park so much as play with different criteria as to what constitutes our space/time intersection points.
Martian you hit it on the head - I never actually felt inadequate until I read about his detachable self-propelled organ flying across the kitchen.
I would like to be longer in order to facilitate position changes without disengaging. It has been pointed out to me that if that had been the case, the total engulfment I enjoy during oral would be impossible :eek:
So I'm perfectly ok with my cock. Now, to go back in time and take the scalpel out of the hands of the doctor who cut off it's foreskin when I was but a babe. Oh to experience more fully the sensations supplied by what feels to be a single neuron in that desert of a nerve bed that is my glans!

I like mine just fine. I am always in the average range, but sometimes its much bigger than other times. Sometimes I can't have sex with my girlfriend without hurting her, but most of the time its a perfect fit.

I hate the damn thing. It's just so manipulative, always egging me on to make bad decisions, and always getting me in trouble. It has a bit of a streaking problem as well, and seems to shed its raincoat at the most inopportune times.

Well I have quite a scary cock, not sure what was wrong as a baby, but the hole was at the base instead of the top, had an op when about 4 when they got the hole to about 3/4inch ftom the top and was supposed to go back to get it finished off but never did. Still, works a treat, have 2 kids and never had any complaints.

:lol:

Ok I have to say I think its sort of funny that the only people complaining about their size are guys over 6'5".

I never thought of proportion issues.

Being average length and extra-large girth I'm quite happy. When I've been with women were the length was an issue it just hurts them, and not in a good way, but no one ever complains 'to wide, to wide!'.

But really the penis is over rated in the whole endeavor. Size does matter but its a bonus, they should have gotten off prior to it being an issue in the first place if you did your due diligence.

For the record, I'm 6'2" and have what seems to be a totally avrage sized penis.

Question for users of the thread:

Are you a "Show-er" or a "Grow-er"?

I'm somewhere between, but have n doubt that being a grower could certainly lead to feelings of inadequacy in certain situations.

Total grower. I'm hung like a newborn at "idle", but am of average size when in the mood.

I've no idea what a 'show-er' and a 'grow-er' is, but I can't wait to find out. :p

*mixedmedia loves this thread*

************************

ahhhh, okay...now I understand

it's like that Seinfeld episode

I am a total grower. I hate the look of my penis 80% of the time when flacid, the other 20% of the time it looks fine.

A shower is still fairly large while flaccid, whereas a grower is unimpressive until aroused. I tend to be a grower, especially when it's cold.

I was always shy and not very confident about my penis. Firstly because I'm a 'grower'. In its flaccid state, it's probably an inch and a half, maybe two inches. Erect it's about six, but I was never happy with it because it was veiny and I thought that was weird, and also because I suffer from phemosis, which is foreskin that is too tight and won't peel back behind the head when the penis is erect.

However, I have posted a few shots of my penis here on TFP and the response, although mostly tepid, was still uplifting nonetheless.

I'm 30 next year, married, two kids, so I am really past the point of caring much anymore what anyone thinks of my cock. Another thing I've learned from the exhibition threads here at TFP is that penises come in all shapes and sizes, and what I got fits into the mix just fine.

I'm delighted to have it, that's for sure.

And on the grower/shower debate, certainly a grower. Matter of fact, I think David was designed with growers like us in mind. He's a damned perfect match for me, save the part about being 17 feet tall and muscular.

I think all the men I've known have been growers...and I've never ceased to be impressed, nevertheless. :)

You have a stone cock?

Clearly the chicks dig the hardness, but I hope to God that you warm it for them. :thumbsup:

No, but I do take it for granite..



BAHAHA.
..sorry.

Grower. :wave:

Grower from stubby when cold to above average in both length and girth when erect.

Interestingly, my shoe size is proportionate to my member size. :)

Amen. It doesn't matter to me. :)

I'm a grower, but my lady turns me on so much, that I don't think she's seen it when it hasn't been long and hard. :thumbsup:

grower, uh, yeah. definitely.

There's something magically festive about growing.

Unzips pants, looks down...

It looks like I am a show-er when it is warm. It is 3.5" or so flaccid.

Mine curves to the right a little and I'm right-handed. I used to have a little problem with it, but am ok with it now.

I'm okay with mine, it stands when I need it to, though sometimes it stands when I don't want it to. Works properly in every way. It's a grower, though I wish it was more a shower, average in size. I'm 6'1", 200+, & size 10 shoe.

I think that's the first time I've ever heard a penis described as 'festive.'

well, it's about time, don't you think?

Grower...

I suppose. Some people even decorate them, although I'm not so brave as that.

I once heard an female acquaintance refer to the penis as "the friendliest organ".

This statement was followed by the exclamation, "Hello!"

I find myself wondering if your too-big spoon is a metaphor.

Definitely, ode to the dick!! I'm average, curves to the left, was sad for a while, some time back, it refused to function, **violent shudder** but that was only because I was feeling insecure. Now we get along fine, it beckons, I answer. Listening to it has certainly made me a better person!!

I like it. It's like an old friend :). I used to be much more self conscious because it has a curve, but after I started having sex I found out that it didn't matter at all so that was that.

Regarding its size, it's a bit above average; also performs quite well on math and verbal testing (wait - wrong organ...).

Oh, and I think it's a shower, since it's never that small even when soft.

On the grower vs shower issue, it can vary. Mostly it's the former, sometimes the latter.

I think it depends on a lot of variable: am I cold? wet? Watching a really depressing movie? Wearing boxers or briefs, tight pants or loose pants? Working out, standing still? It really does change based on circumstances.

Anyways, we have a love/hate relationship, in that we hate it when I'm the only one giving it any love.

Mostly I'm a grower, but on odd days it can be a full on shower.. not really sure what controls that, as it can do the showing sometimes when it's cold, not just warm.
However, make me run around or do sports and I get full-on sports cock.. near enough vanishes :D

Well, when I see one, I feel the need to have a party.

Never heard it called this before, but I know what you mean.

I tell you the worst thing though. I once wore the wrong underwear to the gym, and got pins-and-needles of the scrotum.

That's pretty much the worse feeling I've ever had there.

That's right. :love: It certainly did not matter at all, and in fact I find the curve to hit just the right spot... :suave:

When I dive- anything below 50-60 feet and it takes hours for mine to pop his head back out. And no it's not cold water issue. I'm diving in bath temp. water these days. Back when I did a lot of diving in the Pacific Northwest I wore a dry suit and would come up sweating.

Put a miniature party hat on it and you'll understand.
2 atmospheres of pressure will do that to you. If vacuum pumping can expand it for hours, all that pressure on the erectile tissue will squeeze out all blood except what's necessary to prevent necrosis of the wang.

Surely this is not true, because the body is being pressurised equally within and without?

The breathing gas is at 2 bar, the water is at 2 bar, so the pressure differential across the body is at 2 bar.

If this wasn't the cse, your eyes woud implode and your tongue would shrivel up, surely?

I know physics and I know biology, but I don't know diving (other than the muff type).

I always assumed it had to do with the increased nitrogen saturation in your system. That and the general effects of increased physical activity, though I do try to dive with very little physical out put- don't want to be an air hog. But as always I could be wrong. All I know is after diving to any depth my cock is more of a rumor than anything else. I will say when diving on the southern end of the Mayan Rivera it does return to normal rather quickly. Not sure about the science of it but my gut feeling is it's an effect of the topless beaches.

What exactly constitutes being a grower vs. a shower?

Is going from 4 inches to about 7.5 inches a "grower?"

A "grower" is someone whose penis might be fairly small when flaccid. However, once it gets excited, it might get 2-3x that size. Sometimes even going from appearing to be on the small side of things to being just the opposite.

A "shower" is someone whose penis appears to be fairly large when flaccid. When excited, it doesn't really grow that much.

Sometimes a "grower" ends up bigger than a "shower" when the most important time for size comes, even if initial appearances might suggest otherwise.

Obviously there are exceptions to both groups.