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Halx 04-17-2008 06:56 AM

Your penis: how do you feel about it?
 
Well, since little_tippler asked...

I'm really not the best person to give perspective on this subject, but I love my cock. I love its shape, I love its size, I love its texture. I'm in love with my cock. :p Some women might be afraid of it... it being rather large, but its really just a matter of how much lube (natural or not) you use. It is pristine and uncut. Its a thing of power.

A woman once asked me why men compare dick sizes when the average woman is only 5" deep (or something like that) and my response was pretty indignant. First of all, if you think giving pleasure is the reason men compare dick sizes, you're on the wrong track. Second, the width has a lot to do with it, too, and that DOES matter with pleasure a lot of the time. Any person will tell you that its not about the size - its how you use it. That in itself is another macho pissing contest.

Men, chime in and tell us how you love (or don't love) the cock.

Esoteric 04-17-2008 07:09 AM

I love my cock. Every woman I've been with has been pleased with its size and girth. I'm circumcised and I have no problem with it. I definitely know how to use it, too. :D

Ustwo 04-17-2008 07:53 AM

Lament for my cock
Sore and crucified
I seek to know you
Aquiring soulful wisdom
You can open walls of mystery
Stripshow

How to aquire death in the morning show
Tv death which the child absorbs
Deathwell mystery which makes me write
Slow train, the death of my cock gives life

Forgive the poor old people who gave us entry
Taught us God in the childs praye in the night

Guitar player
Ancient wise satyr
Sing your ode to my cock

Caress its lament
Stiffen and guide us, we frozen
Lost cells
The knowledge of cancer
To speak to the heart
And give the great gift
Words power trance

This stable friend and the beast of his zoo
Wild haired chicks
Women flowering in their summit
Monsters of skin
Each color connects
To create the boat
Which rocks the race
Could any hell be more horrible
Than now
And real?

I pressed her thigh and death smiled
Death, old friend
Death and my cock are the world
I can forgive my injuries in the name of
Wisdom luxury romance

Sentence upon sentence
Words are the healing lament
For the death of my cocks spirit
Has no meaning in the soft fire
Words got me the wound and will get me well
I you believe it

All join now and lament the death of my cock
A tounge of knowledge in the feathered night
Boys get crazy in the head and suffer
I sacrifice my cock on the alter of silence

Halx 04-17-2008 07:57 AM

Ustwo, guarded as usual.

PlanG 04-17-2008 08:00 AM

I'm pretty nonchalant.

It's about 6", maybe a little less, so no problems there, and average girth again. Sure more girth wouldn't go amiss, but I'm still pretty young so who knows; maybe I'll turn into a choad. :surprised:
I don't really care about size.. more about frequency of use tbh ;)

As for aesthetics, I'm uncut, which I think is a good thing, however I have ****loads of "fordyce spots" which I really don't like at all. Reduces my confidence a lot - not that I'm depressed, but I tend to turn down, or not pursue opportunities of cock-usage more frequently than I would if I didn't have them.
Apparently they are normal, but they look odd (imo) and are not mentioned in sex-ed, so could easily be confused with an STD, so require reassurance to the other being involved.
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot )
Apparently everyone has them.. I just seem to have loads :/ It wouldn't be so bad if they were like the ones in those pics, but there are others too which are more unsightly. ( this kind http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/slm-maa/s...ges/hel007.jpg )

I've been to about 5 sexual health doctors (just to be sure :p ) so I am certain they're fine.. just an annoyance.

ratbastid 04-17-2008 08:10 AM

It seems to get the job done.

Jenna 04-17-2008 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlanG
I'm pretty nonchalant.

It's about 6", maybe a little less, so no problems there, and average girth again. Sure more girth wouldn't go amiss, but I'm still pretty young so who knows; maybe I'll turn into a choad. :surprised:
I don't really care about size.. more about frequency of use tbh ;)

As for aesthetics, I'm uncut, which I think is a good thing, however I have ****loads of "fordyce spots" which I really don't like at all. Reduces my confidence a lot - not that I'm depressed, but I tend to turn down, or not pursue opportunities of cock-usage more frequently than I would if I didn't have them.
Apparently they are normal, but they look odd (imo) and are not mentioned in sex-ed, so could easily be confused with an STD, so require reassurance to the other being involved.
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot )
Apparently everyone has them.. I just seem to have loads :/ It wouldn't be so bad if they were like the ones in those pics, but there are others too which are more unsightly. ( this kind http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ges/hel007.jpg )

I've been to about 5 sexual health doctors (just to be sure :p ) so I am certain they're fine.. just an annoyance.

Speaking from my experience, the "spots" aren't unattractive at all. Almost every penis I've seen has had them! And my boyfriend has them. They definitely don't turn me off or anything like that.

Although I guess someone being worried about STD's isn't too bad of a thing.

Willravel 04-17-2008 08:28 AM

Massive pride.

PlanG 04-17-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennaboo4u
Speaking from my experience, the "spots" aren't unattractive at all. Almost every penis I've seen has had them! And my boyfriend has them. They definitely don't turn me off or anything like that.

Although I guess someone being worried about STD's isn't too bad of a thing.

Cheers Jenna! :thumbsup:
Yeah I was really quite upset about it for a while, but just accepted it now and am realising its not so bad a thing.

Obviously I'd prefer not to have it, but I'm happy regardless :)

Aside from that, its A-OK. :eek:

lots of fun to be had..

Ustwo 04-17-2008 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx
Ustwo, guarded as usual.

We republicans have to be careful when a man asks about our cock lest we end up on the evening news ;)

Halx 04-17-2008 08:43 AM

Touche.

lotsofmagnets 04-17-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennaboo4u
Speaking from my experience, the "spots" aren't unattractive at all. Almost every penis I've seen has had them! And my boyfriend has them. They definitely don't turn me off or anything like that.

Although I guess someone being worried about STD's isn't too bad of a thing.

just a technicality, but in the interests of fair play should women be posting in this thread?

Halx 04-17-2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotsofmagnets
just a technicality, but in the interests of fair play should women be posting in this thread?

I don't know about you, but its good for my ego when women talk about my penis.

snowy 04-17-2008 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennaboo4u
Speaking from my experience, the "spots" aren't unattractive at all. Almost every penis I've seen has had them! And my boyfriend has them. They definitely don't turn me off or anything like that.

Although I guess someone being worried about STD's isn't too bad of a thing.

Same here--most penises I've seen have them. It happens; it's certainly nothing that should keep you from enjoying sex.

That's the beauty of cocks--each one is different, but they're all awesome.

thespian86 04-17-2008 09:35 AM

I'm a fan.

Milnoc 04-17-2008 09:38 AM

I'm very happy with it. It's slightly longer and thicker than average without it being a monster that can scare women away. The "really good feelings" towards my member started the day I realized I actually needed to wear large sized condoms. :)

The only blemishes are a few pearly penile papules around the frenulum, and it's circumcised. I might get the papules removed some day, especially the one on the glans which can be a bit distracting. I'm currently working on restoring the foreskin.

QuasiMondo 04-17-2008 09:50 AM

I feel it is underused.

Kadath 04-17-2008 10:22 AM

There was a young man from Stamboul,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

Daniel_ 04-17-2008 12:11 PM

I'm a fan of my own. Other people's, not so much.

Lucifer 04-17-2008 12:23 PM

I agree with Daniel. I think they are kind of ugly to tell the truth, but my gf loves it. I also think it's kind of average sized, but my gf's have always disagreed with my assessment. I think the best compliment I ever got on it (and me) was from an ex-gf, now great friend who said, "You are a great catch in this town: You can cook, and you've got a huge cock!" But the best part of it is being able to buy the large sized condoms. I always get a sort of perverse sense of pleasure at seeing the expression on the checkout girl's face when she sees the box with 'Large' written on it. More than makes up for how awkward and embarrassed I was as a gangly teenager buying condoms.

Esoteric 04-17-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer
I always get a sort of perverse sense of pleasure at seeing the expression on the checkout girl's face when she sees the box with 'Large' written on it.

Lol, I'm kind of the same way. I use Magnums. :thumbsup:

Ustwo 04-17-2008 12:37 PM

Why do I not doubt that condom "sizes" suffer from an inverse of womens dress sizes, for similar reasons?

Esoteric 04-17-2008 12:44 PM

I've gone through different sizes/brands/ribbed etc and I found Magnums to be the most comfortable for myself and my GF. That's all that matters to me. :]

mixedmedia 04-17-2008 01:02 PM

I am following this thread with an untethered delight. :hearts:

Carry on, please...

oh, and since you like for us to talk about it, Hal, you do indeed have a most fearsome and glorious cock! :)

ratbastid 04-17-2008 01:10 PM

A girl once said to me, and I quote, "Do you know you've got a perfect cock? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."

:shrug: I dunno. Size-wise, I'm exactly average. Circumsized. What can I say, it's a dick. I mean, obviously I'm partial to it: we've been through a lot together over the years.

As I said above, it appears to get the job done. I do like to have satisfied customers, and customer service is Job Number One.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
Why do I not doubt that condom "sizes" suffer from an inverse of womens dress sizes, for similar reasons?

Oh, absolutely. The difference between Regular and Large is a matter of millimeters.

spectre 04-17-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
I've gone through different sizes/brands/ribbed etc and I found Magnums to be the most comfortable for myself and my GF. That's all that matters to me. :]

The magnums are good, but that tight ring at the base is extremely uncomfortable.

Giant Hamburger 04-17-2008 01:38 PM

A female once remarked to me that she liked how, during our mating ritual, my heroically sized spermatophore-bearing tentacle detached itself from my undercarriage and using jet propulsion from pressurized air-sacs for locomotion, blasted across the kitchen floor and then sensuously crept beneath her receptive mantle.

Martian 04-17-2008 01:40 PM

I hate mine so much, I beat it at least once a week.

Doesn't get used as much as it should.

Otherwise, I'm ambivalent. So long as it continues to do what it's supposed to do, I'm not overly concerned about the details.

EDIT - Giant Hamburger always gives the best responses.

loquitur 04-17-2008 01:55 PM

How do I feel about it? Wrong question. The right question is how it feels about me. After all, it's the boss and I'm merely its servant. <heaving big sigh>

Mister Coaster 04-17-2008 02:02 PM

I have heard that 5.7 inches is a worldwide 'average,' in which case, I'm happy to be above average. I have also heard that anything between 5 & 7 inches is considered average, which puts me back into the average category.

I'm slightly under 7" and uncircumcised. I keep myself well groomed, often completely shaved, which has a tendency to make it look bigger. Personally I find shaving myself to be a turn on, and I prefer the look.

My wife has limited experience (only one other sexual partner before me) and her comment after out first time was that I was "very big." Apparently her other dude was a small fry.

Ustwo 04-17-2008 02:03 PM

My penis, don't ya see
sweet rod of majesty, of thee I sing;
Bed where my seaman dried,
Bed where my cock you ride,
from every doublewide, of my cock sing!

spectre 04-17-2008 02:26 PM



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Pac-man04 04-17-2008 03:07 PM

Me and mine nvr have any problems. In fact, he hanging out with me right now.

ASU2003 04-17-2008 03:20 PM

I haven't had any problems and I feel good about it. I'm happy at 6.5", but I'm the only one using it right now. I need some more people with two X chromosomes to try it out. I would change it to be uncircumcised if it had been my choice, which it probably should have been. It feels better when the glans is covered throughout the day and when running or biking. I do like the fact that it can orgasm multiple times in a 15-20 minute period, that part is great.

ratbastid 04-17-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pac-man04
Me and mine nvr have any problems. In fact, he hanging out with me right now.

It's so funny... Is there anybody else who, of all the information on this thread, found that that was too much? :lol:

Seaver 04-17-2008 04:17 PM

Until recently I've always been proud of my cock. It's about 7.5, and have been told it's "beautiful".

However, the last 3 girlfriends I've had were... small. It's not a situation where I can't get it in... I just can't go in all the way without hurting them. Doggy style is out of the question unless they're feeling naughty and want to feel the pain (nice when that happens). Unfortunately, if I don't cum fast it's like running my dick into a wall... it just hurts. Most of the time they want to be on top (fine with me :) ), but they don't go down all the way.

Guess I need to find taller women...

highthief 04-17-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian
I hate mine so much, I beat it at least once a week.

Your doing it wrong ... once a week?

chewybaca96 04-17-2008 05:17 PM

I've only ever had positive feedback about mine, and every single one has come back for more, so from that perspective I am quite pleased with my cock. Now that I'm married the mutlitasking skills he has don't get used anymore, (maybe someday when the wife gets that itch) but I'm quite happy with the treatment he is given and when my wife is gone (she travels a lot) he and I get along just fine, as we always have.

Charlatan 04-17-2008 05:25 PM

How can anyone respond after Giant Hamburger's reply?

Lacking jet propulsion, I'd have to say that I am good with my cock. I like it enough and have had my share of compliments (but honestly, what woman is going to tell you to your face that it's horrid or too small?).

It gets the job done.

Psycho Dad 04-17-2008 05:59 PM

Even though my back, eyes and joints aren't what they used to be, my penis still seems to work as well as it ever has. And while at times I've thought I'd like to change a thing or three about it, I suppose it wouldn't be right for me any other way.


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