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Daniel_ 04-20-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Borla
A "grower" is someone whose penis might be fairly small when flaccid. However, once it gets excited, it might get 2-3x that size. Sometimes even going from appearing to be on the small side of things to being just the opposite.

A "shower" is someone whose penis appears to be fairly large when flaccid. When excited, it doesn't really grow that much.

Sometimes a "grower" ends up bigger than a "shower" when the most important time for size comes, even if initial appearances might suggest otherwise.

Obviously there are exceptions to both groups.

It's the growers who gt teased by the other guys in the locker-room.

But you know what? As a grower, if you're with a girl who's previously had a WYSIWYG penis (starts at 90% of its erect size) she sees it at half mast, and is totally impressed when "in action" it's 3 times the size it was. :thumbsup:

Suave 04-20-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel
Massive pride.

LOL. A solid answer.

I'm pretty indifferent. It's like a hammer - you whip it out to nail some projects real good on occasion, maybe play with it and whack it around just for fun, but at the end of the day it's just a hammer and it spends most of its time in the toolbox.

I would have a hard time living without a hammer, though. Especially since I like to think of myself as a bit of a handyman. ;)

Daoust: you can probably (e)rectify that tight foreskin issue by just stretching it bit by bit over time by trying to pull it behind the head when you are erect. I know it works for some people, anyway.

AndTylerToo 04-20-2008 02:26 PM

Definite grower, but I prefer it, for pretty much all of the positive reasons stated so far. It appears more impressive to see it get erect, for all parties involved, and it makes me feel really cool. It also doesn't get in the way when not needed. Think about it, what would look cooler, a penis staying mostly the same size at ~6in just getting harder, or a penis going from 2-3 inches to a full 6? The journey is amazing.

Suave 04-21-2008 09:18 AM

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Every source I've read on the subject stated that, while growers grow MORE, showers still grow, and the general tendency is for a penis that is larger while flaccid to also be larger while erect (although not by as great a margin).

MSD 04-21-2008 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AndTylerToo
Definite grower, but I prefer it, for pretty much all of the positive reasons stated so far. It appears more impressive to see it get erect, for all parties involved, and it makes me feel really cool. It also doesn't get in the way when not needed. Think about it, what would look cooler, a penis staying mostly the same size at ~6in just getting harder, or a penis going from 2-3 inches to a full 6? The journey is amazing.

I'd imagine that the biggest downside the being a shower is the lack of a comical "BOING" sound when you get hard.

Daniel_ 04-21-2008 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Suave
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Every source I've read on the subject stated that, while growers grow MORE, showers still grow, and the general tendency is for a penis that is larger while flaccid to also be larger while erect (although not by as great a margin).

That's the point I was making.

If a woman is used to seeing 25% growth in a shower guy, she's going to be really impressed by my 300% increase. :thumbsup:

ItWasMe 04-21-2008 10:49 AM

I'm finding it very interesting, as well as humorous as hell, that you've labelled yourselves. Growers and Showers, indeed. LoL

LoganSnake 04-21-2008 10:57 AM

This is the first time I've heard of these labels. I've probably spent more times with my dick than most, but I've never thought of the way it looks or how others would perceive it.

My penis is fully functional and is of good length and girth.

With that, I am happy.

Daniel_ 04-21-2008 11:33 AM

So we might say you're a Solid Snake...?

LoganSnake 04-21-2008 11:36 AM

That's actually where the Snake part of my screen name comes from. So you're right on the money.

m0rpheus 04-21-2008 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by spectre
</obligatory>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty Python
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back

Indeed obligatory and true. It's my dick and I love him (often) :lol:

AndTylerToo 04-21-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MSD
I'd imagine that the biggest downside the being a shower is the lack of a comical "BOING" sound when you get hard.

Haha, Exactly :D.

levite 04-22-2008 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Halx
Your penis: how do you feel about it? ... Men, chime in and tell us how you love (or don't love) the cock.

Well, I suppose I'm quite fond of mine. It works just fine, and provides hours of fun (1 to 3 players, ages 18 and up). Still, I do wish it were just a bit bigger. But I expect it could certainly be worse: all in all, he's a fine little fellow.

lotsofmagnets 04-24-2008 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by levite
provides hours of fun (1 to 3 players, ages 18 and up)

win

UKking 04-24-2008 10:54 AM

So, I've been working with music-making software for years now, with a lot of frustration in the past. I got a newer, more professional package in the past year and experienced the same issue. However, with more time, a lot of research, and practice, I've been getting better results. I'm really starting to get good. But it made me realize that I could have done great stuff even with my older software.

Better equipment does make a difference... But far less of a difference as to how well *I* use my tool.



A ham-fisted analogy, in case anyone didn't pick up on it... :)








That said, anyone seen a really large framed black guy's wang?
Christ almighty.

loquitur 04-24-2008 01:46 PM

I have never heard the terms "grower" and "shower" before today. And that's after owning a perfectly fine, serviceable and pleasing piece of male reproductive equipment for my entire life on this earth.

Prince 04-25-2008 07:39 AM

I love my cock.

RenaissanceII 04-26-2008 11:39 AM

Servicable and able to service ;)

My only minor quibble is that I am cut, (I did not have much say in it at the time, tho I'd imagine I wailed...)

/I was kinda young (the mind protects itself by forgetting)

lotsofmagnets 04-27-2008 04:50 AM

saw this thread start ages ago and though long and hard about an answer (ba dum chi) and now that i´m off to work later than expected i thought i´d sit down and write one. i haven´t really sat down and thought about it and i´ve never compared when at the urinal or the like since i know it´s 90% method and 10% tool so the whole size & shape thing was irrelevant to me. although i guess my view may be from a slightly privileged position given when i saw porn i wasn´t intimidated by the guys at all then told that in porn they all seem to be much larger than average and when my last gf showed of her new dildo for when i was away (she was like a rabbit....) upon comparison the fake was actually smaller than the real thing so i figured i had inherited from the better end of the gene pool. also, i´d never heard "grower" vs. "shower" until this thread but i think i´d be pretty squarely in the shower category which means choosing pants pretty carefully or selective assortment of various goods in various pockets as it´s hard carrying around a not-so-concealed weapon (ba dum chi again...) i think at the end of the day it came down to the look on my gf´s face during sex. she was not complaining. as said before: hours of fun :D

Blackthorn 04-27-2008 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
A female once remarked to me that she liked how, during our mating ritual, my heroically sized spermatophore-bearing tentacle detached itself from my undercarriage and using jet propulsion from pressurized air-sacs for locomotion, blasted across the kitchen floor and then sensuously crept beneath her receptive mantle.

I'll be sending over my carpet cleaning bill as I just spit coffee out through my nose after reading this... excellent!

vancityboi 04-28-2008 11:16 AM

im neither big nor too small. my cock size is a lil less than 6" but i havent had a complaint of me being too small. Mine is trimmed and im circumcised also, i finally bought a trimmer for down there about 6months ago and i love the fact that its not "bushy" :P

I guess i've been lucky so far that i havent encountered a woman thats all about size and girth.

And most women that i've been with says im the "perfect" size..not too big or too small, so that right there is an ego boost :P


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