Your Most "Unfortunate" Porn Experiences
 

I'm curious what everyone's horror stories are in regards to viewing porn, specifically seeing things you didn't intend to see.

While i've been lucky to have never seen goatse, tubgirl or 2girls1cup, I've had my share of bad viewings.

Back in the days when newsgroups were the easiest way to get free porn, you were always rolling the dice. A few times i downloaded short clips that went from "wow, that girl has an amazing ass" to "holy christ she's shitting!" really quickly.

I also had a brief period where I was downloading a lot of Jeanna Fine clips. In one, she was in a threesome with two dudes, when, quite unexpectedly, one of the guys started blowing the other.

One more, and this was recently. I was bored and browsing youporn or some such site and there was a brief clip of a really big (re: thick) guy having anal sex with some girl. The procedure was not properly lubricated, and when he pulled out, about 2 inches of her rectum came out with him :oogle:

Good lord man! I thought getting some mustachioed gay sex when I thought it was going to Tera Patrick was bad... Yikes! :no:

That's called "pink sock." I don't even want to TRY and watch something like that!

"Pink socks. I'm horrified that it even has a name.

Back in the days of Kazaa, I downloaded what I thought was a Husker Du video only to find out it was clip of a naked old guy getting kicked in the balls at least twice. I shut it down after that, so I don't know how it finished.

hmm you and i are on the same boat, thats the worst ive seen. well it is on the EXTREME side of wierdness/grossness...

ugh still cant believe i got suckered into watching that.. LOL oh well live and learn

now i HAVE seen the youtube videos of other people watching 2girls1cup...those are priceless. and i know what goatse, tubgirl and 2girls1cup are, I've just manage to never see them.

Whatever anyone does, don't watch the BME Pain Olympics! As soon as I saw blood, I stopped watching. And I've heard how the rest went. No thanks!

Luckily I was warned in advance about 2girls1cup! When I heard the details I was quite disgusted & wondering why this even gets to be popular ANYWHERE!?? And in truth, that CAN'T be REAL. Seriously, are we all considered stupes & pawns?

But like a true surfer who wants to be aware, I'm wondering what is goatse?

But Please, really please...don't explain in too filthy/lewd/or vile detailed terms. i.e. - Use you best parental safe "words" okay?

Thanks. :)

Worst Porn experience? Easy. I was watching some all anal porn one day and before each scene they'd do a little interview with each lady. How old are you, what state are you originally from etc... About two girls into the film and they start interviewing some really young looking gal from Kentucky. They ask her what of scene kind she was going to be doing today. "Ass fucking." I'm thinking yeah that's why I got this DVD. Then they ask her when was the first time she did anal? "When I was about six, was my step dad." I had to literally go shower. Don't think I watched porn for about a month. Considering I was in a relationship that was basically sans sex and I never cheated, a month without porn was a long freaking time. I saw that same chick in a DVD about a year later and couldn't watch it either.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :oogle: :oogle: :oogle: :oogle:

What kind of producer keeps that kind of shit in the final cut? I mean it's bad enough that the girl had that experience (I probably would have had the same reaction as Tully) but to not realize how disturbing that is and just keep it in the final cut...

Part of me is in denial that there is probably someone (other than the stepdad) who would be turned on by that scene.

I couldn't get this shit out of my head for weeks. Even thinking about it today makes me shudder.

I thought about it and thought about it. There is no other reason to keep it in there other then to feed some sick fuck out there that wants to fantasize about doing some little kid.

If there is one I'd sure like to hear it.

You remembered the clip and the girl.
No such thing as bad publicity...

all I gotta say is "it's a trap"


those are the worst.

Don't remember any name since I don't really watch porn. There are times I get curious so I look it up but my knowledge of porn is as good as nothing. All I can say is Japanese "porn"..they leave a memorable impression. I saw a clip where they were putting some little worm/eel like thing up a tied up girl's pussy. An also another one where some girl's boobs were use as punching bags, seems to me she didnt really like that (No Shit!) . Yeah so that didnt really do it for me, and furthur isolate me from understanding porn for pleasure purposes.

You have great taste in music, jazz.
too bad the joy was ruined with such horror.

Yeah BME, 2G1C, Goatse, all that is horrifying. other than those, i dont think ive seen anything in a porn that made me go "Woahhh!" lean over and then vomit.

I remember OJ too, still a douche bag.

Never did I think that "Hot Brunette Fucking and Sucking" would involve a miniature horse in any way, shape, or form.

I've gotten burnt a few times when I've downloaded a clip and it turned out to be something else, like kiddy porn! Once or twice that happened and believe me you can't hit the delete button soon enough. I can handle most of the other crap but seeing that and know the consequences really spooked me. I doubt the "your honor, it was mislabeled porn that I was stealing" defense would work.

Derwood, right now, I hate you.

I almost never recall my dreams. But last night, in my dream, me and a buddy were lured into a porn shoot by a gaggle of really hot babes. So, there we are, naked and lying on a huge bed, then the girls leave and these four huge naked guys come in and pin us down, rubbing against us.

Fortunately, I don't remember any more of the dream. But, fuck you very much for messing with my dreams. :lol:

Sometime just after highschool me and a few friends decided to go check out this Japanese movie at the local artsy movie theatre. The movie was not a Porn movie but it had something to do with Japanese, sex, and porn.
I don't really remember much about it except for one of the scenes showing people engaged in erotic asphyxiation there was other stuff as well.

Anyway we were all sitting in the theater looking around thinking WTF. There was really nothing to the movie other then these scenes stringed together.
It was not disgusting, it was just "unfortunate" and definately not for me.

We got up and left - waste of time and money.
Off Topic Tangent: Spoiler: I only ever walked out of one other movie - Raising Cane

Reminded me of this. Doesn't bother me too much (I think the scene is hot, if funny) but I know some guys would start to feel ill...

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905

I am pretty sure the worst experiences were the ones I had in the early days of the Internet (1992 or so). I was downloading stuff form binaries newsgroups and occasionally I would download something with kiddies or scat... they were soul-searing.

Since then, nothing really upsets me all that much.

I think I'm in the same boat. Since seeing all kinds of things I didn't want to see out of the Usenet binaries groups, nothing seems to shock me anymore, but I also don't randomly download porn too much any more for the exact same reason. I don't need to relive any of the wacky shit that came down with the good stuff.

Back in the bygone days of yore, I would rack up a load of sites for some leech program or something to go get everything it possibly could overnight...

The last time i ever did it was the unwitting experience i had for an entire hour, watching a sample of, then deleting all manner of german scheisse porn.

Disjointed images that still haunt me... gah.

So, are you like me and even though you thought "man, that's just sick!" And still watched to the end?

I remember thinking "well what the hell did she think was going to happen?" as she looked like she was going to puke all over the place.

Doesn't do anything for me other then make me laugh a little. The look on the guys face is priceless.

Drinks and food for the night out- $130

Cheap seedy hotel room- $65

Getting a hooker to take you and your buddy on for a tag team and DP session- $1000

Jacking off all over your buddies face who stuck you with the nights bill... priceless.

Also, thankfully wasn't the outcome I was expecting after seeing the title of "DP accident."

I once clicked on a "threesome" link but the video showed a woman getting humped from behind by a dog.

It was a wideshot (thank goodness) so you couldn't see if there was penetration or anything and it may has well have been a dog humping a leg in a sitcom.

Here's the thing though: She was blowing a dude at the same time! WTF?

I closed the link immediately.

It ended my fapfest for the evening, but at least it was worth a good laugh.

That may have been an Oregon couple:

http://www.topix.com/county/klamath-...g-dog#comments


Some guy was having his girlfriend do the family dog and selling the video over the net or to some German company, can't remember all the details.

I did see twogirlsonecup, it is the first and last disgusting viral video I ever have or will watch. I am feeling butterflies (very not nice ones) in my stomach as my balls creep up there to join them as I remember it. The whole time all I was thinking was "What the fuck? What the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK! There is no way this can get worse! HOLY SHIT it does!" It was a horrible day. My GF came downstairs and I was sitting there staring into space, trying not to puke a little.

There is always the random "shemale experience" where you think "she's good looking" then you see she isn't a she at all and you feel like showering and then doing something manly. Then there is the whole "strange fetish" thing. Like once I clicked on a clip and a girl and guy were going at it and all of a sudden the girls grandmother came in who was quite old and quite large and sat on the guys face. I actually got a good laugh out of that. I also don't get anything associated with death and sex; that is uber disturbing. There is some weird shit on the net I tell you.

I've been turned off by a lot of porn floating around on the net. I'm not into porn where the girl is being humiliated. Sometimes the clips start out promising, but end up not how I would have preferred.

One of my first porn experiences, when I was a teen, before the internet was even in Al Gore's dreams, was at a friend's house when the parents were out and his Dad left some in the VCR. It started out with a girl giving a guy a BJ in the shower. After he came, the guy kicked the girl in the face and started stomping on her body in the tub. Then, a younger girl came in the bathroom and screamed at the guy, who then proceded to drag her into the bedroom and rape her.

I felt ashamed for a long time that I watched that video.

i totally agree. gagging, choking, slapping, etc. is such a turn off

[QUOTE=hunnychileBut like a true surfer who wants to be aware, I'm wondering what is goatse?

But Please, really please...don't explain in too filthy/lewd/or vile detailed terms. i.e. - Use you best parental safe "words" okay?

Thanks. :)[/QUOTE]
A well-endowed man stretching his ass open with four fingers on each hand, bringing his anus to a diameter at which his balled-up fist would fit inside without much contact with the edge. He's wearing a wedding ring.

The goatse man was revealed to be Kirk Johnson, now deceased.

I was in the USAF stationed in Okinawa, Japan. That was like 1996 or so. I remember being an Internet fiend when we finally got an ISP on base. I downloaded a huge file over dial-up. It was a girl pooping herself high in the air. I wish I had never seen that.

I am clinging onto the fact that females don't fart, poop, pee, etc. I've been married, I know it happens.

Friends of mine know who my Favorite Porn Star is and so they bought me one of her movies and as a Joke Made a Dummy Copy where just as it was about to get good it switched over to a daisy chain of 4 guys all doing another.

Talk about losing a good thing.

I think the WORST thing I ever saw was a woman BDSM face slapping Sex scene where the girl ended up crying and all I could think was This isn't fun at all. After the scene she was interviewed saying that she enjoyed every monent of it and would do it again but all I could think was "WHY?"

Steel

I don't know why everyone gets so freaked out by 2girls1cup. It didn't really have much of an effect on me. Sure, the entire time I was thinking "Holy shit, they're eating shit" but I didn't get nauseous or gag or anything. Hell, I tried doing a response video and I couldn't put on YouTube because I didn't really do anything.

Staying on topic though, I'd say the worst experience of mine was seeing a guys fist being completely swallowed by a girl's anus, and then the camera zooming in on the gaping hole. Definitely a turn-off.

And other orifici, if you download all three clips before previewing any of them. I'm going to assume that there is only one video of that nature circulating the net (probably a bad assumption) but yeah, "Unagi" is probably the material least to my liking. If that floats your boat, great, but it didn't do anything for mine.


Oh, Just from shear Ow, I saw a clip of dominatrix nailing a guys twig and berries to a 2x6...big nail through each testicle, and a bunch of finishing nails through the skin all around the weenis like she was trying to mount a bug or something. Watched it twice to see if it was fake--if it was, they did it on a hollywood budget because they had enough camera angles to convince me. :no:

Guarantee you it's real. There's lots of crazy shit out there (pun sort of intended).

Case in point: Thankfully I haven't seen it, but check out the horrible saga of SWAP.avi (offensive images are not shown without requiring you to click and see them, this is just the story of the video, how it came to be, and what it is).

There's another video (perhaps a different part of the same one) where not only are the little eels being put up her ass, but then she shoots them out. I had a friend when I was younger that liked to download this kind of stuff and trick his other friends into watching it. Needless to say, I don't really associate with him much anymore ;)

Yeah, which is sort of unfortunate because things like that can and do happen, and you really could be charged with child porn for it. It's pretty clear when someone is intentionally downloading the stuff. I had a roommate my sophomore year of college who didn't have his own computer, so he used the computer supplied to our dorm room by the school. For some reason I forget, one day I had to use that computer instead of my own while he was gone - I was probably installing Gentoo Linux on my computer or something. Anyway, I opened up Kazaa and there were a bunch of kiddie porn videos downloaded - and clearly labeled. Sick stuff.

Ok, that's hilarious.

That was probably tubgirl...where there's some asian woman in a tub lying on her back with her ass facing in the air, and she's squirting liquid shit onto herself. Gross. I think the first time I saw that one was some asshole commenter on slashdot many years ago.

I can comprehend most things. I don't like seeing a woman's face get slapped in porn, but I can comprehend why some people might like it, and why some women might enjoy it. It's really just a more aggressive take on slapping someone's ass, which I don't have a problem with. But two things I really can't comprehend in any way whatsoever are shit and puke porn. I didn't even know puke porn existed until a couple years ago, while watching a porn I downloaded where a woman was give a man a blowjob. Then she proceeded to puke on his dick and continue the blowjob. No thank you.

is goatse really that bad?? maybe I'm just used to seeing it.. damn that thing was everywhere.. it pales in comparison to tubgirl.

2girls1cup wasn't that bad, mainly because I've seen dvd's that had a bunch of random shit on them (guys fighting, weird stuff from around the world, that sort of thing) and they always throw in an asian girl eating poo. It gets the FF button.. but I guess I was desensitized a bit.

what is 2girls1cup?(I'd rather not go look)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

So it's possible 2girls1cup is fake, but it may very well be real.

Secret I had forgotten about SWAP.avi, and thank you ever so much for reminding me.

I agree with you. You download homemade porn or teen video only to realize it's early teen ... bad

But my worst must be to rent a PPV movie to realize it was a gay movie.... :eek: :mad:

Back about 2000, I ran across a video of two really cute japanese girls. One goes ass over tits, and the other one gets up on her like she's about to eat her out. Pretty hot stuff

and then....

Vomits all over her.

I am told that she then actually goes down on the vomit smeared girl, but I turned away just as soon as I figured it out.

I missed tubgirl, I missed 2g1c, and the only time I ever saw goatse it was a tiny image of it in a photoshop.

Pink Flamingos was more than bad enough for me. (Though I did manage to watch the whole thing)

Got into a car accident several years ago while I was in the Navy. This accident was in downtown Los Angeles and unfortunately, it was my fault. The girl was extremely attractive and drove a very expensive car. Several weeks later a bunch of us were watching pornos aboard ship and boom there she was, getting boned on a rock. Just ruined it for me.

i think my worst experience so far is finding a video tagged "doggy style", and having it turn out to be literal...

Then i tried to download some kinky handcuff stuff and ended up getting a video of a guy getting his balls totally owned. ouch.

Puke porn? damn, thats messed up. I can just barely comprehend why someone might like shit porn, though i think its totally, bleh... but puke porn, damn, if that got in the shaft, that would burn like hell, let alone that it would look disgusting.

I find the slapping in the face thing understandable, usually if you see that, the chick's the one asking for it, its a domination thing. some people think its kinky.

Choking actually has a physical benefit. lowering your level of oxygen intensifies your orgasm. Of course, thats when you get the fucked up cases of people strangling themselves to death while jerking off...

A friend of mine used to download videos involving scat and that sort of shit (pun intended) and then trick people into watching them. The first time he tried it on me I couldn't hit that little "x" fast enough. I've never understood the market for that kind of stuff. Thankfully I've never seen 2girls1cup or tubgirl.

all i can say was the tree next to the 2 girls wasn´t wrapped in toilet paper just for artistic value. i think i watched all 2 minutes of it out of sheer out-of-body horror. there is porn. there is kinky porn. then there was this. then again i was told about a movie called pink flamingos where one woman eats dog shit just to out-disgust the rival family. ear marked that one as never to watch. what the eyes have seen cannot be unseen....

Well I was going to show my roommates boyfriend a website...and as I was typing in the letters, some former search options showed up
"Couple Porn"
Instant mortification! We both played the polite ignore it dance. Embarrassing!

That's not a woman. It's a 300 lb transvestite, and it's fresh from the dog. Also in that movie is the man with the singing asshole. Sort of like Mini-Goatse without using his hands.

if possible i think that movie moved down a notch on my to-see list. may not be posible since i think it´s already at the bottom...

The bottom is not far enough down. It's only slightly more watchable than Gigli.

Just the one I can think of and not nearly as disgusting as some I've read about here...

It was this really hot lesbian movie I downloaded. Great looking girls, one dressed up as a nurse....started out real hot. Nurse pulled out this wicked looking thing and started teasing the other girls ass. I thought they were just messing around a bit before the big show, turns out the nurse was giving the other girl an enema. I was in the middle of....something so by the time I figured out what was going on and shut it down it was way....way too late.

I've avoided most of the well known ones out there. Though I have been tricked by "hot girl gets it doggy style"... a german shepherd wasn't what I had in mind.

My problem with it possibly being fake is the part where you see the girl shitting into the other girls mouth, with no cuts. If anything is faked, it's distributed throughout nicely.

And Pink Flamingos kicks ass like every other John Waters movie, so poo to you people.

This is pretty mild compared to some of the things in this thread, which are frankly, disgusting.
A couple of years ago, I dated, a few times, this Japanese guy, who asked if we could watch some of his Japanese porn together. He was really into tits (which was why he was into me, :rolleyes: I suspect.) Most Japanese porn has a kind of "mosaic" censorship, which obscures penetration and the genitals. We were watching this large breasted girl and a guy do --something they call pazurro-probable not spelled right -- that we would call tit-fucking, or a boob-jack --and it had this mosaic obscuring the action. I just broke out in laughter! It seemed so ridiculous! :confused: Here we have tit fucking, but you can't see either the penis or the tits! :confused: It just seemed so silly to me!
But he was not amused at all, was offended by my laughter.:mad: Just grabbed his DVD and left. That's my most embarrassing moment in porn.:rolleyes:
Lindy

heh. embarrassing? you get +1 from me for that effort :thumbsup:

Mine is tame, but it was horrifying all the same. I was told by a chick to go to a certain website because the owner loved penises and posted erotic picks of her worshipping them, taking them up the rectum and giving hot oral. So I go to the website and the picture of a penis up the rectum loads on my screen. Turns out the she is actually a he. Totally male. Somethings cannot be shifted once seen.

I forgot to mention this back when this thread was going...I made a goatse t-shirt with an iron on transfer to wear to an 'offensive t-shirt party' :thumbsup:

HAHAHA... you're officially the the craftiest guy I know.

You've seen nothing til you've seen the BMEVideo previews, and quite a bit of the content in there.

It's certainly... different.

Even I wince at most of it.

I once downloaded a video from soulseek or edonkey (dont remember which) which was supposed to be something normal (a music video) and in fact was a guy screwing a big snake.

I remember about 5 seconds of shock thinking "wait...what the fuck... why..." and then I deleted the thing.

But I still have the image burned somewhere in the back of mind.

Still cant my head round why someone would do such a thing, let alone film it.

this wierd japanese video involving two really cute girls..then one bents over..does her anally with a dildo..then grabs a clear tube and sticks fishes down her butt hole...then she squeezes em out :|

I sometimes check out BDSM vids, and I ran across one where the domme pulls out her tampon, & squeezes its...contents...into the male slave's mouth.

I closed the link so fast I think that I pulled a muscle.

I've avoided all the ones mentioned here except goatse. I forget how I got tricked into seeing it. And there was one other instance where a friend "pranked" me. It was two, really, *really* old guys, totally naked, having sex. Even there dicks had wrinkles. This might not have been so bad except it was full screen size, high resolution. There are details that will never be undone...

Not porn, but this reminds me of Tosh.O. Anyone seen the new show? It's like Soup, pretty good. Except they showed this girl in an airplane, puking. The plane did a barrel roll or some such that canceled gravity and the puke floated *up* and under her glasses. It was a lot of puke...

I remember a strange little man I used to work with desperately trying to get me to view some jpeg he'd brought in on a floppy disk (does this date the story?). I refused, knowing that there are things you just don't want to put into your head. So he tricked me.

He opened the image on my computer while I was out of the room, and blew it up to full screen, then called me while standing beside the monitor. I turned around and saw "it". A radically modified penis, with the shaft split lengthwise 4 ways to about halfway down to the scrotum. There was massive hardware piercing both the head and the shaft, and chains running from the rings through the 4 split pieces of the head(s) to either end of the rather thick bar that ran through both testicles.

I'm sure the hacked up thing was totally useless for sex except perhaps as an appendage for the fellow who'd been chopped to be pulled around and controlled with. Absolutely no idea how you pee with such a horrible collection of mutilations and piercings.

As you may guess, I too now have an image in my head that really shouldn't be there :(

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw that. Good lord.

LOL!

I've seen them all. BME was pretty rough, and so was 2girls. Saw the whole thing though. Never gagged.

Worst porn? Probably BME, if you call it porn. I mean it's got nudity, but it's also got blood and guts. You don't see his nuts, you see the inside of his nuts. Not so much porn, but that's the worst I've seen on the topic of sex.

If it's the iconic video I'm thinking of, those were eels, not fish.

Well I personally don't like porno or dirty magazines, but my husband does ( not in an obsessed kind of way).

Well the bad experience I had was very humiliating. We were moving from one apartment to another and I had my younger sister who was 16 at the time helping me pack while my husband was at work. We were packing up my room with my 3 year old daughter who was helping by stacking papers. After we had my bookshelf cleared off me and my sister moved it out from the closet into the living room. We were walking back into my bedroom when we heard my three year old daughter say "boobies". When we got back in my room she had an old porn magazine that my husband had to have hid there years before. My sister could not stop laughing. Horrible:sad:

That helps MSD, thanks for clearing that up. We were all wondering what would be the best animal to stick up orifices, seeing as we've covered vegetables and plastic.

Eels are fish, MSD. Completely fish.

If you're thinking of salamanders, they are not fish, but are sometimes called eels anyways, based on morphology. Salamanders are amphibians like frogs, but some are completely aquatic.

An ichthyologist would tell you about eels, and a herpetologist would tell you about salamanders, usually.

The ones in the video we are talking about are fish. I remember seeing fins and wondering if they might get stuck, or her rectum get "finned". LOL

Wow. Just wow. Not like there's many options for your imagination on that.....

Like most, fortunate enough to avoid 2g1c, goatsee, and most others. But not the BME stuff. Saw the one that was guy's junk vs. hatchet. Guess which one lost? Mortifying. Ugh!

My most unfortunate experience....I was staying with a good friend of mine for a few months in his house. I was home alone snooping around the living room and I found some VHS tapes hidden behind the TV. Well, I love T & A and thought, alrighty, a chance to see some hot chicks getting boned and I saw Peter North reaming the ass out of some young guy...hahaha. Wow, that must have been about 20 years ago and I will never forget it. Couldn't get that tape out fast enough. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).

I had no clue about my friend. Funny.