Miss Mango

my then boyfriend and I were having sex and he pulled it out to cum.

I saw it shoot pretty far. I was thinking, whoa, what a show!

LoganSnake

I believe I was humping something and found it in my underwear. It was so long ago, that I don't even remember. The first time I saw it, I already knew that something will come out, so I did it in the bathroom.

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thespian86

I watched the movie "Something About Mary" when I was quite young which created a thought; "What would happen if I did that?". One day I sat on my bed and jerked off and was very surprised with the result.

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blahblah454

I have no bloody idea. But I do remember when I used to jerk it and nothing would come out! Man that was a long time ago.

But suddenly I have developed some range for some reason. I pull out of my girlfriend and generally go on her stomach and the now she covers between her breasts with her hands, kinda makes a shield. Before she started doing that I blasted her in the chin, in the face, the pillow, the wall behind her. I have no idea why is started doing that but it makes for a huge mess.

creepysusie

Me and my boyfriend were fooling around and prior he never let me see him come or let him "off"
One day I finally convinced him to see him ejaculate and it was definately something exciting for me.
He said, "It's not sexy; it's a byproduct of love"
<i>That</i> made me laugh and made the moment more memorable for the both of us

Bees

I'm jealous of you ladies. When you first saw an ejaculation you got to be with your lover. I'm probably like many of the guys here. When I first saw an ejaculation I was all alone watching it go down the shower drain.

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ruggerp11

yea, mine got lost on something soft when I was very young.

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FlatLand Flyer

First time I jerked it, it went on my stomach.

First time my now wife saw an ejaculation one shot hit her in the eye. Needless to say she covers up her face hardcore if I ever pull out.

tisonlyi

10 years old, first masturbation, straight onto my stomach and chest.

To a vision of Kylie Minogue, in the bedroom, with the palm.

*praises universe*

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james t kirk

Likewise, I was probably about 10 or 11 at the most, and nothing came out. The "feeling" was there, but there was no goo.

It sort of grew as I got older. First maybe a drop or two, then more, and unfortunately as you get older, it decreases.

Sigh...

Charlatan

I can't remember the first time I actually shot, but like others here, I remember back before I could actually shoot. Same feeling, no mess.

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Average_Joe

The first time I saw it, unfortunately, was in my pajamas/shorts/underwear (whatever I was wearing to bed). I remember thinking "so, that's what a wet dream is all about.

The first time I saw it intentionally, it went all over my stomach. The next time I saw it was about 30 minutes later.

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girldetective

I have never seen an ejaculation. I have seen someone ejaculate, I have seen what is ejaculated, but I have not seen a penis in the act of ejaculating.

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Jenna

Went down the back of my throat... but I guess I didn't SEE that.

blahblah454

Will you marry me?

Milnoc

On the bed,
On the floor,
On a towel by the door,
In the tub,
In the car,
Up against the mini-bar...



Actually, it was on the floor. It even took me a few seconds to realize what had happened to me!

Bees

Please remedy this lack ASAP dear namako. I think you would find it very touching to look into your SO's eyes immediately after you watched him ejaculate from his penis by his own hand. My SO and I love to look deeply into each other's eyes while I work my penis and then she delights to see it squirt. If you were my SO that is the first thing I would show you.

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Editor94

oh man, first time was on the carpet...

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