Miss Mango

I miss one persons awesome oral skills and the way their hair smelled. And their soft lips.

I miss another person\'s ability to move my body wherever it needed to go for some interesting acrobatic sex and that person\'s sexy body odor. Animal lusty.

You?

Martian

Being single at the moment, I miss having sex.

Also, one ex-girlfriend was able to do impressive things with her tongue. That's something that I regret never being able to experience again.

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Shauk

yeah the whole "just having sex" thing is gone right now.

I'm sure when I get to being intimate with some other girl I'll mentally take note of what my ex did better, She was pretty damn hard to top I think. We'll see.

snowy

I miss how one was just the perfect size...not too big, not too small.

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blahblah454

I miss blow jobs.

Willravel

I miss dating asians. It's not strictly sexual, but it's about as close as I can get.

imkeen

I miss the "I want you now" look...that's sorta sexual...

whatever1

wow, having been with three women over the course of the last 17 years. I wish I could combine all three.

My first wife, loved oral. She would blow me in the car and where ever, but she hated anal and toys. She also squirted SO much, we always kept towels next to the bed.

My current wife, could not suck a dick to save her life. She has swallowed ONCE and puked immediately. BUT, loves anal. She is MASSIVELY multiorgasmic. She also goes through periods where she will experiment. At times, she likes to be spanked, choked, DP with toys and rough sex. But, it all stays in the bedroom.

Now 4 years ago, I had an affair with a woman in Columbus, OH (RJ).

She was different. She was 38, never married, no kids, and world cultured. I could have done her the first night we met, that of course is always a BAD sign.

She hated shaving the va-jay-jay, liked to suck, but no swallow. I was able to introduce her to anal and she would fuck anywhere. I effectively did her in every room of her townhouse. The hood of her car in the garage, the golf course by her house, the french quarter and every where in between. She was always good to go for seconds and thirds and was not afraid of exhibitionism. Of course, this was all to counter that she was a failure in life, could not balance a checkbook and always teetering on the edge of bankruptcy and a total meltdown!

Sometime, remind me to tell you about the aerobics instructor from 18 years ago!!!

Titan_Uranus

bj's

Push-Pull

Heck, I just miss my wife enjoying sex. Not that we don't have it, I just want her to be into it as much as I am....

Now to the topic at hand, I dated a girl in HS that could suck-start a Harley. And deep-throat. And swallow. Anywhere/anytime I wanted. I almost didn't have to masturbate at all during my senior year.....

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StellaLuna

Nope. Not a damn thing.

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jewels

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highthief

While I wouldn't want her back, the first Mrs. Highthief did have amazing breasts. 34 DD.

The second and current Mrs. Highthief is a slimmer and more athletic girl and a much better all-around wife and mate, but that Mark 1 version did have great tits.

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Pac-man04

My ex never got tired and wanted sex every night. To me it got to the point then when it felt routine. But now being married and having sex about 4 days a week I miss having it everyday.

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Bear Cub

Just about sums it up right there. They all pale in comparison to the girl I'm sort of seeing.

World's King

I know what I don't miss...


Her fucking some other guy then insisting I was cheating on her.

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mixedmedia

I don't miss anything at all from my former relationships, sexual or otherwise. I'm having the most sexually gratifying relationship of my life thus far right now. Well, not right now...but often...maybe next weekend.

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highthief

Yeah, sorry about that ... she told me she was single.

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james t kirk

Call her "J"

J was this tall red head I met about 1.5 years ago. Long straight hair, nice body, very sexy woman. I loved her dearly and think about her often. I think she truly cared about me, but she had this really bad habit of escalating a minor frustration into a MAJOR row every time.

I miss her Blow jobs the most - she was fantastic at it, I miss her asking me to pull out and cum in her mouth.


Then there was "S"

S had very very few inhibitions. She was into BDSM, 3'somes, 4'somes etc. She was a very sexually driven woman, very kinky. I truly miss that.


There was "K"

K and I lived together for a long time. 5'-5" of demon red headed scottish woman. I miss her oral talents, her love of facials.


Then there was "V"

V was the love of my life. I miss her love of anal, her fondness to anything unusual. Her absolutely stunning look. I miss knowing that 100 percent, I was in love with her.

World's King

Good for you. I have herpes.

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Redlemon

I don't sexually miss any previous girlfriends, but I'd love to go back and thank one of them. She showed me that nice, smart girls could also be quite sensual and enjoy their own sexuality.

This knowledge helped me to find my wife, who for the last 20 years started out perfect, and then got better.

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Jenna

The only thing I miss is that my last boyfriend loved porn just as much as I do. I can get my guy to watch it with me now, but otherwise, he doesn't like it.

ShaniFaye

this about sums it up for me lol

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Charlatan

Yes.

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Leto

If you made a poll out of this thread, it would seem that bj's would win. At least that would be my vote.

MageB420666

Only thing I miss about my ex is the anal sex and her willingness to do some kinky positions. Don't really miss her though, or her A cups. Currently with a great girl who has DD's.

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PonyPotato

Yes. I miss the passionate connection I've only shared with one.

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ruggerp11

hmmm let me think. Fridgid woman making me feel bad about wanting sex? No, don't miss that... Young, religious feeling bad for having sex? Nope, I'm good here. Had some good trysts during my time and some great sex, oral and otherwise but nothing beats my girl now

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settie

Noooo way. I miss nothing. My current boyfriend is perfect for me. <3

abaya

And why is that, do you think? Interesting pattern. Does that mean more guys got BJ's when they were younger, with more immature women, than they do with their current partners?

Notice that none of the women have said, "I miss giving BJ's to my ex." (I never gave BJ's to anyone but my husband, and I enjoy doing that more and more the longer that we're together, so I guess I don't really get why some men get less of them over time.)

Anyway, given that I only did semi-sexual things with one guy before my husband, and never enjoyed any of it... yeah, I don't miss a damn thing.

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screamincheetah

What ex'es???? My current girl has made me forget all of them in every way...especially in bed though. I can't complain about a thing, and that's saying something since I'm a complainer

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thespian86

Sounds really weird but she had perfect skin and the small of her back was one of the most sexy things I have ever seen. I miss running my hand up her back and running my lips down her front.

I miss it being exciting. Sex is nice, but it's become kind of routine. And we've become super domesticated so it's like "I'm going to go pee and then we'll do it, ok? See you downstairs" It feels great and she is still just as sexy. It's just not the same.

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Kahn

I can't honestly say I miss anything about any of my past relationships. They all ended .. most of them badly .. and looking back on them now, I'm glad they did. I've been married to my third wife now for nearly five years and she completes me in every aspect I could possibly imagine. I get oral WHENEVER I want it, as well as everything else you could hope for, and it's never been routine.

So no, I don't really miss anything about my past relationships .. well .. except for being able to fuck some 8 or 10 times straight, but that was like 20 years ago. I try that shit now and I might have a stroke.

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Dinner $50
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Finding out she swallows -
PRICELESS!!!

Bees

Titty play;

It seems like most of the women I've been with were just so-so about having their boobs played with, sucked on etc.

My ex-wife really loved having me play with her titties and she would play with them herself too. The time I remember best was when she was on top of me fucking my lights out and she started whipping my face with her tits. She didn't stop until she had a huge orgasm.

Needless to say I'm a boob man.

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BlueEyes

Absolutely not. Thinking about my past bedroom experiences...makes me queasy.....and embarrassed.

Screamincheetah gives me everything I want/need. Of course, he gets that in return. I've got the best there is.

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tisonlyi

Yes. And No.

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Tully Mars

Sexually? No. Companionship? Yes.

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ItWasMe

I miss not one thing. They rarely cross my mind at all in that way. This one has me too spoiled. I did miss almost everything about him, though, when he was deployed. And I'm trying to savor each moment now.

The funny thing is, I am still friends with one of them (we have a daughter). And he has this habit telling my husband all about his girl troubles, and asking for his advice. I get a chuckle out of it every time he tells me about it.

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Mephex

I used to miss shit. Until I realized that not only does it make the sex better, but the women I date are usually appreciative when I tell'em how I like it.

lmao, niiice

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Milnoc

No, I can't say that I miss anything in particular. Besides, I usually discover new things with every woman that crosses my path. And as long as she's willing to try new things, there's no problem. Variety is the spice of life!