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Old 01-30-2008, 01:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Sex Position did you use for first time?

Missionary, and also, him kneeling between my legs while I sat on a pillow. Dunno what that one is called.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Front (passenger) seat of a VW Bug ... I was on bottom. Good times. That was a long time, back surgery and 50 pounds ago.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Me on top. I had a hymen of steel and this let me control things.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Rape...


Oh sorry...



Just normal missionary. We later found out that doggy style is supposed to hurt less. Whatever. I'm a guy. What do I care?
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Missionary, to doggie, to standing up against the wall, to reverse cowgirl, back to missionary. I was a natural.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Me on top. I had a hymen of steel and this let me control things.

I'm guessing that would be your superpower?
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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all of them
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Puppet master, if I recall correctly. I had a stool handy and I didn't want her to think it was my first time. It allowed me to change styles very easily to figure out what worked.

I still use it from time to time. It's a good way to break the ice.
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Missionary. Dear God, it fucking hurt!!!
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think I might have answered wrong lol for some reason I was thinking the first time with Dave, dont ask me how I got that.

for my first, first time, it was missionary
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Puppet master, if I recall correctly.
The puppet master?! Do explain - I've never heard of that one.
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The puppet master?! Do explain - I've never heard of that one.
She sits on a tall stool, as far back as possible. You stand behind her and enter her from behind. It gives the man a great deal of control in the situation.

Had it been her first time, too, I would have done missionary with her on top. It was not, therefore I took it upon myself to try something a bit more adventurous.
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Old 01-30-2008, 03:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Doggie Style, then moved to women superior. Damn, was it ever superior!
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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She hopped on top of the pole express.


For supposedly being able to push a kid out of there, she sure did whine a lot!
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Missionary, followed by bleeding all over the place.
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Me on top, followed by doing a LOT of laundry before the parents got home from vacation....even hymens of steel bleed like hell....
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Missionary. In record time.
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Missionary.It was a get it over and done with thing. I wouldnt have had sex with him any other way, I didnt find him attractiv.
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Missionary while see was sitting on the couch
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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In the shower, held her leg up. Very hot, remember it like it was yesterday...
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:52 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Missionary. I was very disenchanted by the whole thing.

So glad it got better on down the line.
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Missionary with him in control. "Is that it?" was my thought two minutes later.
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Old 01-31-2008, 05:46 AM   #23 (permalink)
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For supposedly being able to push a kid out of there, she sure did whine a lot!
To be fair, I doubt you were injecting painkillers into her spine while you did it
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Old 01-31-2008, 06:36 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm guessing that would be your superpower?
LMAO! Um, not. As far as superpowers go, I've got a few that are way more entertaining.
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Missionary with him in control. "Is that it?" was my thought two minutes later.

Haha, what she said...............
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Doggy style. Still is my favorite to this day.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Missionary... hurt like a bitch for sure!
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:24 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Missionary as well. i sucked ass.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:26 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i sucked ass.
I don't think that particular move falls under the missionary position.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:15 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I don't think that particular move falls under the missionary position.
Maybe not, but you do what cha gatta do.
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:30 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I don't think that particular move falls under the missionary position.
Ba-da-boom!
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Old 02-02-2008, 04:45 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Missionary with him in control. "Is that it?" was my thought two minutes later.
Obviously we haven't met.

You got 1:58 longer than you would have gotten from me the first time!
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:14 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Shit, I was just happy to be having sex at all. I wasn't too worried about the position.

So missionary.
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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To be fair, I doubt you were injecting painkillers into her spine while you did it

True, but my junk isn't 6 lbs 8 oz either
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:09 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Missionary and woman on top facing me.
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:47 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2008, 01:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Me on top. I was dealing with an oversized guy m first time and needless to say, I wanted to run the show so i didnt get hurt.
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Old 02-03-2008, 01:46 PM   #38 (permalink)
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We were fooling around and I ended up on top of her. She guided me in. Missionary.
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Old 02-03-2008, 01:52 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:10 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Missionary. Over in a flash.
Liked it, though. Liked it ever since.
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