Miss Mango

So how horny do you get on a scale of 1-10 when reading these posts? 1 being the smallest, 10 being the most!

I must admit to getting a little horny reading the posts in the this forum section! I\'d say about a 7 or 8!

LoganSnake

Depending on the topic, anywhere from 0 to 5.

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Dtamr

I agree with LoganSnake, about a 0-5. It really does depend on the post and my particular kinks.

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Willravel

0. Most of them are either asking for advice or my opinion. It's not here to be erotic literature or anything.

World's King

There has been some discussions that got me a little hard... But that depends on who's post it is. If willravel happened to post one of his fantasies I think I would ignore it but if it was one of our sexy female members...

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Ustwo

0

We get kids who can't figure out how to have sex. 0
We get people with odd fetishes. 0
We get people asking about group sex and I've been there done that so reading about people asking about it. 0

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Willravel

It'd be so kinky it'd give you nightmares for the rest of your life. You'd probably throw up and then quit your job to become a monk (not to be confused with amonk-ie).

Plan9

Masturbating to things posted on this board is like masturbating to National Geographic: You can do it, I guess... but... uh... wow... c'mon.

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blahblah454

Its better than masturbating to pass the time during deaths in CS...

I would say 0-2

LoganSnake

I don't believe the OP was asking if anyone masturbated to the topics posted here.

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Plan9

Oh, you're right. Turned on... not toe-curling orgasm... gotcha.

Hey, I'm young and live alone. One things leads to another.

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thebeat

I'd say about a 1.5

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Anxst

0-1. It's a discussion, so it doesn't really get me going. As was stated earlier, most of the posts are about problems and are looking for solutions, so that's usually what I'm thinking about when I drop by.

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telekinetic

0 if I'm not posting and just reading
0 if I'm posting something medical
from 0 to 10 if I'm posting about something erotic that happened to me at one point.

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mixedmedia

For the most part, I don't get horny. But every once in a while....

Like, every time I see that Sex With Feet On Shoulders thread pop-up in my User CP...I perk up a little.

But for the most part, no, I can get titillated, but not full-on horny.

Well, now that I think about it, I don't necessarily get horny reading posts here, but I definitely can get horny writing about my own sexual experiences here.

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telekinetic

Yeah, that definitely does it for me--the remembering of my own past. I'm definitely going to remember this thread the next time I go to relate something that happened to me though..."hmm, is someone going to be whacking off to this?"

The more I think about this thread, the more it makes me uncomfortable that people are getting aroused by stuff we've posted here...just feels icky and not at all in the spirit of this section

Scroll down, people, the erogenous zone is right down there....

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Aladdin Sane

And where can I read such things?

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mixedmedia

Well, I don't think there's a shortage of 'em, dude. They're around. I ain't gonna give you a list, lol.

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Lucifer

Hell, I can get horny seeing that MM has been here, not to mention writing about her sexual experiences!

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mixedmedia

oh my

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Craven Morehead

I was going to answer never but half way through this I started to get wood.

squeeeb

i would have to say 0, cause i am horny all the time, and reading this stuff doesn't make me any more hornier than i already am

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Kpax

Maybe a 4 at most. Verbs can be arousing I guess, but not a lot.

ItWasMe

0. I think Crompsin said it best.

But I do laugh my ass off alot here.

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james t kirk

I get turned on reading about some of the more interesting sexual history stories that some female members post, I must admit.

I find histories more interesting than fantasies for some reason.

The advice or issue discussions are purely reading material.

Some posts in the ladies lounge (yes, I peek from time to time) can be pretty interesting.

dlish

i always get a woody whenever i read Hosts' posts

oh hang on..wrong section

nah seriously...

none of these posts do anything for me... so its a big ZERO for me

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Toaster126

0, for damn near everything. And I'm sure the number of people who have been turned on to the point of taking care of biological drives would be a large number.

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Bill O'Rights

Not so much.

Every once in a blue moon, there'll be a thread that sparks a little...ummm...interest...but, by and large, it's mostly either drama, or kids trying to figure out how to go about finger banging without getting Mary Jane preggers. Not exactly hard on inducing fare.

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naota172

L.M.F.A.O

ive always wanted a way to fill those 2 minutes or so...

levite

So far.... 4-5. But then again, I can get horny looking at linoleum....

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Hain

Depends really... If I know my girl is around somewhere after reading these, I become horny. If she isn't there... not so much.

Then there are these that just really really REALLY get me going. -Horny- Not! //shudders

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socal

back in the day, maybe, but so much of what is discussed here is old news.

gentlesoul43

In the middle of a cold night, I scour the site to look for interesting reads that could turn me on. No seriously.. and why not? It's a site about sex and some of you have interesting stories. It's like reading amateur porn.

serlindsipity

not really, but i generally avoid this place if i am horny in the first place.... cuz then it just makes me grumpyand horny

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Tully Mars

In the political form, not so much.

Some stories and thoughts I find very attractive and stimulating. The pic's are fine and all but really it's the thoughts and experiences that can wake my core.

So overall about an 7-8.

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DaveOrion

0.

whatever1

Reading about some of the uptight conservatives, --10

reading about someones fantasies, efforts and personal lives 2-4.

Kaimi

Maybe a 2-3 for myself.

Deltona Couple

Normally I would say a 7 or 8, but now that I know how hot Miss Mango gets, it's a 10! lol

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jewels

Don't photos count as posts? I can muster a 7 or 8.

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