Redlemon

I would have bumped my old thread, but I can't find the damned thing anywhere. So, once again, it is time for The Thanksgiving Challenge.

Thanksgiving can be a draining day. You are stuffed full of food, and surrounded by relatives who may be getting on your nerves. Sex is generally the last thing on your mind. And the bed is covered in coats anyway.

But we can make a difference.

On Thanksgiving, you are challenged to have sex in one way or another. If your sweetheart is at another house, grab some phone sex. If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate. But, in some way, raise those levels of sexual energy.

Who's with me on this?

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The_Jazz

Redlemon, I couldn't find your old thread either. Strange considering I searched both your and my posting history (I remember posting in that thread back when I could fake "cool").

Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I'm thinking survival this year, not sex. Given the circumstances, I doubt masturbation's an option on Thursday, although I might manage it sometime the rest of the long weekend.

Good luck to all who manage this endevour. Unfortunately I'm on the sidelines this year.

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Glory's Sun

consider it done. I have a few places to go on the holiday weekend so we'll just make sure we check each one off as we go.

kurty[B]

I didn't know you're expecting another? Congratulations!

Redlemon, consider it done. It will be early in the morning that day, and I won't get any the rest of the weekend, but that makes it even more fun when I do get back.

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tooth

Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Redlemon

Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

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tooth

Well, it's pretty much a done deal then. Kids are staying the night at Grandma's on Wednesday. So, we've got the house to ourselves Thursday morning.

Jenna

I have accepted your challenge. And we'll be with different familes too...

Miss Mango

Hmmm...Ill try!

If not w/an actual partner I always have my rabbit!

At least its a good way to work out those tryptophans...

snowy

We're in.

Gotta remember to pack condoms!

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Plan9

HOOAH, SERGEANT! AIRBORNE!

Yes, my hand will be tighter than the Pope's handshake with the almighty.

...

Man, I'm lonely.

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Whatever you can carry.

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Shaindra

I'll be making one of Boston's Finest one of Boston's Happiest Thanksgiving night.

Psycho Dad

Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

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Redlemon

Yes. Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

Also, for you non-US TFPers, feel free to eat a turkey sandwich or something if you want to play along.

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ruggerp11

Most likey will not happen even over the phone. I'm saving up until I see my new girl on the 29th. Then...on like donkey kong!

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Dano069

Way too easy! Sex in the morning, before traveling to grandma's house and then sex at night. Oh yes, it WILL be done.

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Psycho Dad

I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

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Plan9

Hahah, sounds like a football strategy or something.

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Psycho Dad

I'm nothing if not prepared.

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Ratman

I'm an ex-pat in Asia and it's already Thanksgiving here. Proud to say it seems we're the first to actually contribute to the cause!

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Sultana

If morning goodness counts, then count me IN!

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Charlatan

I am Canadian but I am going to see if I can do my bit to add to the count even if I can't share in the whole wrongness of Thanksgiving in November. :P

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World's King

It's been Thanksgiving for about a half an hour now...


I just jerked off.

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Psycho Dad

You jerked off for half an hour? Man you are tough or your dick is sore.

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Plan9

Three times this morning.

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LoganSnake

Challenge passed shortly after family dinner.

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Plan9

Uh... where the hell are all the stuffing jokes?

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Psycho Dad

With under an hour to go in the day, I was able to get full credit.

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digme

I made it this year! Woo!!

Xazy

Didn't know about the challenge, and didn't need a formal challenge to pass...

eribrav

Ringing that bell!

BigBaldRon

Gave and received oral after dinner last night.

cadre

Yeah, I definitely lost.

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Redlemon

Good work everyone. I'm pretty proud of my success - after dinner, before dessert. We host Thanksgiving at our house, and half the clan was in the basement watching football, the rest taking a hike in the woods, so I took my wife to the master bathroom and bent her over the sink.

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Dano069

Okay, only got one session in, pre turkey dinner, but it was a good one!

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Redlemon

Bouncing the thread for the new year, and the older thread that we couldn't find was here, for the curious.

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snowy

Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

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Daniel_

I'm sure he'll try to hide his disappointment.

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KellyC

I shall give this a try. Though I don't think she's down for it...metaphorically and literally.

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Lady Bear Cub

LOL We will be home with no guests. So it's not a challenge.

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