The Thanksgiving Challenge
 

I would have bumped my old thread, but I can't find the damned thing anywhere. So, once again, it is time for The Thanksgiving Challenge.

Thanksgiving can be a draining day. You are stuffed full of food, and surrounded by relatives who may be getting on your nerves. Sex is generally the last thing on your mind. And the bed is covered in coats anyway.

But we can make a difference.

On Thanksgiving, you are challenged to have sex in one way or another. If your sweetheart is at another house, grab some phone sex. If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate. But, in some way, raise those levels of sexual energy.

Who's with me on this?

Redlemon, I couldn't find your old thread either. Strange considering I searched both your and my posting history (I remember posting in that thread back when I could fake "cool").

Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I'm thinking survival this year, not sex. Given the circumstances, I doubt masturbation's an option on Thursday, although I might manage it sometime the rest of the long weekend.

Good luck to all who manage this endevour. Unfortunately I'm on the sidelines this year.

consider it done. I have a few places to go on the holiday weekend so we'll just make sure we check each one off as we go.

I didn't know you're expecting another? Congratulations!

Redlemon, consider it done. It will be early in the morning that day, and I won't get any the rest of the weekend, but that makes it even more fun when I do get back.

Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

Well, it's pretty much a done deal then. Kids are staying the night at Grandma's on Wednesday. So, we've got the house to ourselves Thursday morning.:thumbsup:

I have accepted your challenge. And we'll be with different familes too...

Hmmm...Ill try!

If not w/an actual partner I always have my rabbit!

At least its a good way to work out those tryptophans...

We're in.

Gotta remember to pack condoms!

HOOAH, SERGEANT! AIRBORNE!

Yes, my hand will be tighter than the Pope's handshake with the almighty.

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Man, I'm lonely.

I'll be making one of Boston's Finest one of Boston's Happiest Thanksgiving night. :thumbsup:

Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

Yes. Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

Also, for you non-US TFPers, feel free to eat a turkey sandwich or something if you want to play along.

Most likey will not happen even over the phone. I'm saving up until I see my new girl on the 29th. Then...on like donkey kong!

Way too easy! Sex in the morning, before traveling to grandma's house and then sex at night. Oh yes, it WILL be done.

I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

Hahah, sounds like a football strategy or something.

I'm nothing if not prepared.

I'm an ex-pat in Asia and it's already Thanksgiving here. Proud to say it seems we're the first to actually contribute to the cause!

If morning goodness counts, then count me IN! :D

I am Canadian but I am going to see if I can do my bit to add to the count even if I can't share in the whole wrongness of Thanksgiving in November. :P

It's been Thanksgiving for about a half an hour now...


I just jerked off.

You jerked off for half an hour? Man you are tough or your dick is sore.

Three times this morning.

Challenge passed shortly after family dinner.

Uh... where the hell are all the stuffing jokes?

With under an hour to go in the day, I was able to get full credit.

I made it this year! Woo!!

Didn't know about the challenge, and didn't need a formal challenge to pass...

Ringing that bell!

Gave and received oral after dinner last night.

Yeah, I definitely lost. :(

Good work everyone. I'm pretty proud of my success - after dinner, before dessert. We host Thanksgiving at our house, and half the clan was in the basement watching football, the rest taking a hike in the woods, so I took my wife to the master bathroom and bent her over the sink.

Okay, only got one session in, pre turkey dinner, but it was a good one!

Bouncing the thread for the new year, and the older thread that we couldn't find was here, for the curious.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9...iving01ov5.jpg

Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

I'm sure he'll try to hide his disappointment. :D

I shall give this a try. Though I don't think she's down for it...metaphorically and literally.

LOL We will be home with no guests. So it's not a challenge.

I'm gonna stuff the hell outta a tanned blond turkey.

No luck in my household; neither of us were feeling well enough to participate. Any success stories?

I didn't bother trying because I knew it would epically fail.

I did a great job this year. Better than the last four years combined. And I even put up a x-mas tree afterward.

Oh yeah, I managed to get my turkey stuffed this year too!

Another bump for 2010. Six days 'till American Thanksgiving!

Zero for this year. Ugh. Somebody better double up for me.

Think I am up to the challenge. The bf is always a willing participant, we will be at his fams house for the weekend. It won't surprize them if we slip away for a lil fun......hasn't been the first time we have walked sheepishly back into the family room to join everyone.... ;)

No problemo!

EDIT:I would have added "I got your back brah!", but the thread context just seems like a door that, once open, cannot be shut.

I think on Thanksgiving we are likely to be having a slumber party at my husband's grandparents house with ZombieSquirrel in attendance, so...

...and I thought I wasn't going to get any....

Sabbatical over Thanksgiving 2010! ;-)

How 'bout I shut tha door on ya skull like Joe Pesci? The "no homo" stuff is so godamn old, brah.

They don't even have that many gay jokes in Uganda. And it's illegal there.

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I'm going to go Turkey Day and Christmas and New Years and Valentine's Day. I hate my life.

twice yesterday and once this morning!!!

A case of Yuengling blew it's load in my mouth yesterday. Does that count?

Nothing for me. Wife gets too stressed in food preparations.

Totally got some for Thanksgiving :).....Mission Accomplished :thumbsup:

Mmm Yuengling.

I had a wine orgasm. Does that count?

Not a chance here. Had a cold, and we were hosting everyone at our house. Wifey brined the turkey and didn't put enough ice in the cooler so, the turkey warmed a bit past our comfort level (it went to 48 degrees). So, we had to frantically find a fresh bird and cook it. The wife was a basket case.

Damn you, Thanksgiving! You win this year, but I'll be back!

Just found this thread, but it didnt stop me from filling the bill. As soon as the in laws left, they took the boy home with them, i parked Jen on the table with the bird still there and ate her out until she screamed out, and then I filled her up with my drum stick and then plenty of my gravy. We moved from there to in front of the fire and went round and roud until after mid night.