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Redlemon 11-20-2007 07:20 AM

The Thanksgiving Challenge
 
I would have bumped my old thread, but I can't find the damned thing anywhere. So, once again, it is time for The Thanksgiving Challenge.

Thanksgiving can be a draining day. You are stuffed full of food, and surrounded by relatives who may be getting on your nerves. Sex is generally the last thing on your mind. And the bed is covered in coats anyway.

But we can make a difference.

On Thanksgiving, you are challenged to have sex in one way or another. If your sweetheart is at another house, grab some phone sex. If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate. But, in some way, raise those levels of sexual energy.

Who's with me on this?

The_Jazz 11-20-2007 07:27 AM

Redlemon, I couldn't find your old thread either. Strange considering I searched both your and my posting history (I remember posting in that thread back when I could fake "cool").

Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I'm thinking survival this year, not sex. Given the circumstances, I doubt masturbation's an option on Thursday, although I might manage it sometime the rest of the long weekend.

Good luck to all who manage this endevour. Unfortunately I'm on the sidelines this year.

Glory's Sun 11-20-2007 07:34 AM

consider it done. I have a few places to go on the holiday weekend so we'll just make sure we check each one off as we go.

kurty[B] 11-20-2007 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Regardless, I'm headed to my brother- and sister-in-law's house in the suburbs with my mother- and father-in-law (who's due to get out of the hospital today after being there for 2 weeks) with my 8-month pregnant wife and our toddler.

I didn't know you're expecting another? Congratulations!

Redlemon, consider it done. It will be early in the morning that day, and I won't get any the rest of the weekend, but that makes it even more fun when I do get back.

tooth 11-20-2007 12:26 PM

Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Redlemon 11-20-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooth
Does knocking one off in the morning count? Or does it have to be post-feast?

Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

tooth 11-20-2007 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
Post- (or mid-!) feast would be preferable. But, an early-morning orgasm puts a nice shade of color on the rest of your day, so yes, that would count as well.

Well, it's pretty much a done deal then. Kids are staying the night at Grandma's on Wednesday. So, we've got the house to ourselves Thursday morning.:thumbsup:

Jenna 11-20-2007 05:23 PM

I have accepted your challenge. And we'll be with different familes too...

Miss Mango 11-20-2007 09:01 PM

Hmmm...Ill try!

If not w/an actual partner I always have my rabbit!

At least its a good way to work out those tryptophans...

snowy 11-20-2007 09:49 PM

We're in.

Gotta remember to pack condoms!

Plan9 11-20-2007 10:20 PM

HOOAH, SERGEANT! AIRBORNE!

Yes, my hand will be tighter than the Pope's handshake with the almighty.

...

Man, I'm lonely.

Shaindra 11-21-2007 07:06 AM

I'll be making one of Boston's Finest one of Boston's Happiest Thanksgiving night. :thumbsup:

Psycho Dad 11-21-2007 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
If you don't have a sweetheart, masturbate.

Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

Redlemon 11-21-2007 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
Would having a sweetheart yet settling for masturbation earn at least half credit?

Yes. Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

Also, for you non-US TFPers, feel free to eat a turkey sandwich or something if you want to play along.

ruggerp11 11-21-2007 08:54 AM

Most likey will not happen even over the phone. I'm saving up until I see my new girl on the 29th. Then...on like donkey kong!

Dano069 11-21-2007 11:01 AM

Way too easy! Sex in the morning, before traveling to grandma's house and then sex at night. Oh yes, it WILL be done.

Psycho Dad 11-21-2007 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
Better if your sweetheart gets some as well, but do what you can.

I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

Plan9 11-21-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
I'll giver her every opportunity to play along, but a fall-back plan is good to have.

Hahah, sounds like a football strategy or something.

Psycho Dad 11-21-2007 01:06 PM

I'm nothing if not prepared.

Ratman 11-21-2007 05:55 PM

I'm an ex-pat in Asia and it's already Thanksgiving here. Proud to say it seems we're the first to actually contribute to the cause!

Sultana 11-21-2007 10:38 PM

If morning goodness counts, then count me IN! :D

Charlatan 11-21-2007 11:16 PM

I am Canadian but I am going to see if I can do my bit to add to the count even if I can't share in the whole wrongness of Thanksgiving in November. :P

World's King 11-21-2007 11:33 PM

It's been Thanksgiving for about a half an hour now...


I just jerked off.

Psycho Dad 11-22-2007 06:24 AM

You jerked off for half an hour? Man you are tough or your dick is sore.

Plan9 11-22-2007 09:32 AM

Three times this morning.

LoganSnake 11-22-2007 09:50 PM

Challenge passed shortly after family dinner.

Plan9 11-22-2007 09:57 PM

Uh... where the hell are all the stuffing jokes?

Psycho Dad 11-23-2007 05:49 AM

With under an hour to go in the day, I was able to get full credit.

digme 11-23-2007 07:47 AM

I made it this year! Woo!!

Xazy 11-23-2007 08:37 AM

Didn't know about the challenge, and didn't need a formal challenge to pass...

eribrav 11-23-2007 08:44 AM

Ringing that bell!

BigBaldRon 11-23-2007 11:30 AM

Gave and received oral after dinner last night.

cadre 11-24-2007 07:04 AM

Yeah, I definitely lost. :(

Redlemon 11-26-2007 07:56 AM

Good work everyone. I'm pretty proud of my success - after dinner, before dessert. We host Thanksgiving at our house, and half the clan was in the basement watching football, the rest taking a hike in the woods, so I took my wife to the master bathroom and bent her over the sink.

Dano069 11-26-2007 10:12 AM

Okay, only got one session in, pre turkey dinner, but it was a good one!

Redlemon 11-22-2009 07:59 AM

Bouncing the thread for the new year, and the older thread that we couldn't find was here, for the curious.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9...iving01ov5.jpg

snowy 11-22-2009 08:40 AM

Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

Daniel_ 11-22-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowy (Post 2731465)
Well, shit. We'll see if we're able to participate this year or not. It depends on whether or not my monthly arrives early or late in the week. Otherwise, he may just have to settle for a Turkey Day BJ. Does that count?

I'm sure he'll try to hide his disappointment. :D

KellyC 11-25-2009 12:10 AM

I shall give this a try. Though I don't think she's down for it...metaphorically and literally.

Lady Bear Cub 11-25-2009 04:53 AM

LOL We will be home with no guests. So it's not a challenge.


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