I'm gonna stuff the hell outta a tanned blond turkey.

No luck in my household; neither of us were feeling well enough to participate. Any success stories?

I didn't bother trying because I knew it would epically fail.

I did a great job this year. Better than the last four years combined. And I even put up a x-mas tree afterward.

Oh yeah, I managed to get my turkey stuffed this year too!

Another bump for 2010. Six days 'till American Thanksgiving!

Zero for this year. Ugh. Somebody better double up for me.

Think I am up to the challenge. The bf is always a willing participant, we will be at his fams house for the weekend. It won't surprize them if we slip away for a lil fun......hasn't been the first time we have walked sheepishly back into the family room to join everyone.... ;)

No problemo!

EDIT:I would have added "I got your back brah!", but the thread context just seems like a door that, once open, cannot be shut.

I think on Thanksgiving we are likely to be having a slumber party at my husband's grandparents house with ZombieSquirrel in attendance, so...

...and I thought I wasn't going to get any....

Sabbatical over Thanksgiving 2010! ;-)

How 'bout I shut tha door on ya skull like Joe Pesci? The "no homo" stuff is so godamn old, brah.

They don't even have that many gay jokes in Uganda. And it's illegal there.

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I'm going to go Turkey Day and Christmas and New Years and Valentine's Day. I hate my life.

twice yesterday and once this morning!!!

A case of Yuengling blew it's load in my mouth yesterday. Does that count?

Nothing for me. Wife gets too stressed in food preparations.

Totally got some for Thanksgiving :).....Mission Accomplished :thumbsup:

Mmm Yuengling.

I had a wine orgasm. Does that count?

Not a chance here. Had a cold, and we were hosting everyone at our house. Wifey brined the turkey and didn't put enough ice in the cooler so, the turkey warmed a bit past our comfort level (it went to 48 degrees). So, we had to frantically find a fresh bird and cook it. The wife was a basket case.

Damn you, Thanksgiving! You win this year, but I'll be back!

Just found this thread, but it didnt stop me from filling the bill. As soon as the in laws left, they took the boy home with them, i parked Jen on the table with the bird still there and ate her out until she screamed out, and then I filled her up with my drum stick and then plenty of my gravy. We moved from there to in front of the fire and went round and roud until after mid night.