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Plan9 · 11-25-2009, 09:14 AM

I'm gonna stuff the hell outta a tanned blond turkey.

Redlemon · 11-29-2009, 07:44 AM

No luck in my household; neither of us were feeling well enough to participate. Any success stories?

KellyC · 11-30-2009, 06:55 AM

I didn't bother trying because I knew it would epically fail.

Plan9 · 11-30-2009, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I'm gonna stuff the hell outta a tanned blond turkey.

I did a great job this year. Better than the last four years combined. And I even put up a x-mas tree afterward.

Shaindra · 11-30-2009, 07:08 PM

Oh yeah, I managed to get my turkey stuffed this year too!

Redlemon · 11-19-2010, 08:22 AM

Another bump for 2010. Six days 'till American Thanksgiving!

Plan9 · 11-19-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I did a great job this year. Better than the last four years combined. And I even put up a x-mas tree afterward.

Zero for this year. Ugh. Somebody better double up for me.

jadangel · 11-19-2010, 10:35 AM

Think I am up to the challenge. The bf is always a willing participant, we will be at his fams house for the weekend. It won't surprize them if we slip away for a lil fun......hasn't been the first time we have walked sheepishly back into the family room to join everyone....

Xerxys · 11-19-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Zero for this year. Ugh. Somebody better double up for me.

No problemo!

EDIT:I would have added "I got your back brah!", but the thread context just seems like a door that, once open, cannot be shut.

snowy · 11-19-2010, 12:04 PM

I think on Thanksgiving we are likely to be having a slumber party at my husband's grandparents house with ZombieSquirrel in attendance, so...

ZombieSquirrel · 11-19-2010, 12:07 PM

...and I thought I wasn't going to get any....

Sabbatical over Thanksgiving 2010! ;-)

Plan9 · 11-19-2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

No problemo!

EDIT:I would have added "I got your back brah!", but the thread context just seems like a door that, once open, cannot be shut.

How 'bout I shut tha door on ya skull like Joe Pesci? The "no homo" stuff is so godamn old, brah.

They don't even have that many gay jokes in Uganda. And it's illegal there.

...

I'm going to go Turkey Day and Christmas and New Years and Valentine's Day. I hate my life.

rahl · 11-26-2010, 12:07 PM

twice yesterday and once this morning!!!

Bear Cub · 11-26-2010, 04:28 PM

A case of Yuengling blew it's load in my mouth yesterday. Does that count?

Redlemon · 11-28-2010, 07:59 AM

Nothing for me. Wife gets too stressed in food preparations.

jadangel · 11-30-2010, 12:18 PM

Totally got some for Thanksgiving

.....Mission Accomplished

ZombieSquirrel · 11-30-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bear Cub

A case of Yuengling blew it's load in my mouth yesterday. Does that count?

Mmm Yuengling.

I had a wine orgasm. Does that count?

Cimarron29414 · 11-30-2010, 01:10 PM

Not a chance here. Had a cold, and we were hosting everyone at our house. Wifey brined the turkey and didn't put enough ice in the cooler so, the turkey warmed a bit past our comfort level (it went to 48 degrees). So, we had to frantically find a fresh bird and cook it. The wife was a basket case.

Damn you, Thanksgiving! You win this year, but I'll be back!

66mustang · 12-27-2010, 09:27 AM

Just found this thread, but it didnt stop me from filling the bill. As soon as the in laws left, they took the boy home with them, i parked Jen on the table with the bird still there and ate her out until she screamed out, and then I filled her up with my drum stick and then plenty of my gravy. We moved from there to in front of the fire and went round and roud until after mid night.

11-25-2009, 09:14 AM	#41 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'm gonna stuff the hell outta a tanned blond turkey. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-29-2009, 07:44 AM	#42 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	No luck in my household; neither of us were feeling well enough to participate. Any success stories? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-30-2009, 06:55 AM	#43 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I didn't bother trying because I knew it would epically fail. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-30-2009, 07:08 PM	#45 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	Oh yeah, I managed to get my turkey stuffed this year too! __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

11-19-2010, 08:22 AM	#46 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Another bump for 2010. Six days 'till American Thanksgiving! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-19-2010, 10:35 AM	#48 (permalink)
jadangel Upright Location: Backwoods, Ky	Think I am up to the challenge. The bf is always a willing participant, we will be at his fams house for the weekend. It won't surprize them if we slip away for a lil fun......hasn't been the first time we have walked sheepishly back into the family room to join everyone....

11-19-2010, 12:04 PM	#50 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I think on Thanksgiving we are likely to be having a slumber party at my husband's grandparents house with ZombieSquirrel in attendance, so... __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

11-26-2010, 12:07 PM	#53 (permalink)
rahl Junkie Location: Ohio	twice yesterday and once this morning!!! __________________ "Your life is Yours alone...Rise up and live it"

11-26-2010, 04:28 PM	#54 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	A case of Yuengling blew it's load in my mouth yesterday. Does that count? __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

11-28-2010, 07:59 AM	#55 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Nothing for me. Wife gets too stressed in food preparations. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-30-2010, 12:18 PM	#56 (permalink)
jadangel Upright Location: Backwoods, Ky	Totally got some for Thanksgiving .....Mission Accomplished

11-30-2010, 01:10 PM	#58 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Not a chance here. Had a cold, and we were hosting everyone at our house. Wifey brined the turkey and didn't put enough ice in the cooler so, the turkey warmed a bit past our comfort level (it went to 48 degrees). So, we had to frantically find a fresh bird and cook it. The wife was a basket case. Damn you, Thanksgiving! You win this year, but I'll be back! __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

12-27-2010, 09:27 AM	#59 (permalink)
66mustang Upright	Just found this thread, but it didnt stop me from filling the bill. As soon as the in laws left, they took the boy home with them, i parked Jen on the table with the bird still there and ate her out until she screamed out, and then I filled her up with my drum stick and then plenty of my gravy. We moved from there to in front of the fire and went round and roud until after mid night.