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Menoman · 11-09-2007, 04:50 AM

obviously you need to step it up to at least 6 times a week cromp

Ustwo · 11-09-2007, 11:59 AM

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare

Really boys, rally against the evil stereotyping of avatars all you like, but just suck it up, I nailed this one. Now go run along and jerk off to henti while downloading DBZ fan fiction for all I care, but the amount of whining over what is a pretty obvious observation makes me wonder what you are really protesting.

So in closing, leetrice, good luck, you are entering a pretty cool stage of life, even though you won't appreciate just how cool it is until its almost over, and remember its a lot more fun if someone does that for you.

Daniel_ · 11-09-2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Menoman

Why you must be satan young daniel.

Nah - I'm Santa, but I can't spell...

Strange Famous · 11-09-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare

Really boys, rally against the evil stereotyping of avatars all you like, but just suck it up, I nailed this one. Now go run along and jerk off to henti while downloading DBZ fan fiction for all I care, but the amount of whining over what is a pretty obvious observation makes me wonder what you are really protesting.

So in closing, leetrice, good luck, you are entering a pretty cool stage of life, even though you won't appreciate just how cool it is until its almost over, and remember its a lot more fun if someone does that for you.

No one is calling you evil. People are just saying that you are acting like a prick to a guy who just came in here looking for advice.

Leto · 11-09-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

...Masturbation would just be a demotivator for me, by taking off the edge you take off a lot of your drive too. Rather than fapping, letting that sexual frustration build up a bit will give you the energy to push yourself over the top in your work outs, to get the guts to approach that really hot girl, to in short be a winner.

Do this and you will find that soon you will have far less need to masturbate, mostly because she will do that sort of thing for you.

We used to call this "keeping the gleam in your eye". Girls respond to energy.

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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl

Don't feel guilty about taking 20 minutes out of your day to pleasure yourself. It's when you're doing it all the time and not doing anything else that it becomes a problem.

20 mins!!! wow. That's some quality time!

Menoman · 11-09-2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

No one is calling you evil. People are just saying that you are acting like a prick to a guy who just came in here looking for advice.

badunk-a-dink

badink-a-dunk!

hrandani · 11-09-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel_

Wht should I trust you? Judging by your avatar you're a redneck trucker who writes trashy romance novels...

check. check. check.

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Plan9 · 11-09-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Menoman

obviously you need to step it up to at least 6 times a week cromp

You should read my posts.

I can easily spackle a small room in a week.

bloody_rose20 · 11-10-2007, 11:01 AM

lol thats funny. No, there is no such thing as too much masturbation :-) Coming from a girls perspective, I used to do it about 3 times a day or more. So as you see lol no such thing as too much :-) Don't worry if you find someone you want to settle down with, the masturbation will slow down dramatically---but then thats becuase of all the sex you will be having

senselocke · 11-14-2007, 04:08 PM

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Well, obviously you have the desire. Make sure it's not dominating your life, and you're perfectly OK. Hell, I've done thirty in one week then none for a month, it all depends. Just make sure it's not an excuse for healthier things.

What I did is take my love of porn and dirty stories and used it to my advantage: I trained myself to hold back, to stop just before the inevitable, to learn to control myself. I also went to sexuality.org and read everything I could on how to please a woman sexually. So my fist sexual encounter, I lasted a few hours, and actually got her to orgasm with my mouth.

Again, use the drive for the forces of good, young Jedi, and may the force be with you.

11-09-2007, 11:59 AM	#42 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare Really boys, rally against the evil stereotyping of avatars all you like, but just suck it up, I nailed this one. Now go run along and jerk off to henti while downloading DBZ fan fiction for all I care, but the amount of whining over what is a pretty obvious observation makes me wonder what you are really protesting. So in closing, leetrice, good luck, you are entering a pretty cool stage of life, even though you won't appreciate just how cool it is until its almost over, and remember its a lot more fun if someone does that for you. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

11-10-2007, 11:01 AM	#49 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol thats funny. No, there is no such thing as too much masturbation :-) Coming from a girls perspective, I used to do it about 3 times a day or more. So as you see lol no such thing as too much :-) Don't worry if you find someone you want to settle down with, the masturbation will slow down dramatically---but then thats becuase of all the sex you will be having __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

11-14-2007, 04:08 PM	#50 (permalink)
senselocke Upright Location: Hades. Well, Missouri, but you say poTAYto, I say poTAHto...	This is to the first post: Well, obviously you have the desire. Make sure it's not dominating your life, and you're perfectly OK. Hell, I've done thirty in one week then none for a month, it all depends. Just make sure it's not an excuse for healthier things. What I did is take my love of porn and dirty stories and used it to my advantage: I trained myself to hold back, to stop just before the inevitable, to learn to control myself. I also went to sexuality.org and read everything I could on how to please a woman sexually. So my fist sexual encounter, I lasted a few hours, and actually got her to orgasm with my mouth. Again, use the drive for the forces of good, young Jedi, and may the force be with you. __________________ Urgency attracts Stupidity.