obviously you need to step it up to at least 6 times a week cromp

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare

Really boys, rally against the evil stereotyping of avatars all you like, but just suck it up, I nailed this one. Now go run along and jerk off to henti while downloading DBZ fan fiction for all I care, but the amount of whining over what is a pretty obvious observation makes me wonder what you are really protesting.

So in closing, leetrice, good luck, you are entering a pretty cool stage of life, even though you won't appreciate just how cool it is until its almost over, and remember its a lot more fun if someone does that for you.

Nah - I'm Santa, but I can't spell...

No one is calling you evil. People are just saying that you are acting like a prick to a guy who just came in here looking for advice.

We used to call this "keeping the gleam in your eye". Girls respond to energy.


20 mins!!! wow. That's some quality time!

badunk-a-dink

badink-a-dunk!

check. check. check.

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You should read my posts.

I can easily spackle a small room in a week.

lol thats funny. No, there is no such thing as too much masturbation :-) Coming from a girls perspective, I used to do it about 3 times a day or more. So as you see lol no such thing as too much :-) Don't worry if you find someone you want to settle down with, the masturbation will slow down dramatically---but then thats becuase of all the sex you will be having :D

This is to the first post:

Well, obviously you have the desire. Make sure it's not dominating your life, and you're perfectly OK. Hell, I've done thirty in one week then none for a month, it all depends. Just make sure it's not an excuse for healthier things.

What I did is take my love of porn and dirty stories and used it to my advantage: I trained myself to hold back, to stop just before the inevitable, to learn to control myself. I also went to sexuality.org and read everything I could on how to please a woman sexually. So my fist sexual encounter, I lasted a few hours, and actually got her to orgasm with my mouth.

Again, use the drive for the forces of good, young Jedi, and may the force be with you.