Having sex with a fictional/fantasy character - NSFW
 

The topic is pretty straight forward. Have you ever seen any character within any type of fictional/fantasy media that you would want to, well, "bang"? I personally always thought T'Pol from Star Trek: Enterprise was quite hot. Having sex with a Vulcan just seems interesting.

ive always had the hots for Cheetarah from the thundercats cartoons.

always wanted to make her purrrrr.

then theres wonder woman....

Snape from Harry Potter
Jamie from Outlander
Col. Brandon from Sense and Sensibility

I could think of a few.

Ariad, Class Leader Jenquai Seekers Earth & Beyond
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...reenShot08.jpg
(wish I had a better pic than an old screenshot, but this game closed a while ago)

From the movie Batman Returns. Catwoman

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...er-picture.jpg

From the TV series Andromeda

Rommie
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...a_Doig_023.jpg

Trance Gemini
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...ce1-a-copy.jpg

From the TV series Babylon 5
Commander Susan Ivanova
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...072/newivy.jpg

Talia Winters.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...ndrea_t_05.jpg

From video games

Lara Croft Tomb Raider series of games

Lady Isabel DeWinter Class Leader Terran Tradesmen Earth & Beyond

Xena, warrior princess

selena - underworld

Eccentrica Gallumbits, The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six.

Samantha Carter from Stargate SG-1. I wanna give her a few discharges from my staff weapon.

We've already done cartoons in another thread (cartoon you'd have sex with - NSFW, and before that, Cartoon girls - NSFW).

But, the first non-comic character that came to mind was June Tuesday from the short-lived "That 80's Show".
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1698/tvpic8gi2.jpg

:lol: ROFL, fuck, dude, you are twisted

I wanna cram my raging symbiote in her moist Earthling birth slot.

...

Seriously, though... SG-1 was so awesome for me that I can't help but wanna throw my crotchbat at the lead female character just to say, "Thanks for the good times, guys!"

None recently, but when I was a kid I was all aflutter about these guys...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...jpreviewth.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...edia/spock.jpg

Then there were these guys...

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Then this guy...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...a/han-solo.jpg

Those were the major ones.

I can't help myself... here I go...

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Yummy Lestat...

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Only time I thought Brad Pitt was anything to look at...

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Spike *drool*

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Am I the only one wanting to bang the hell out of Wolverine? I wonder what screwing someone made out of metal feels like...

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Mmmm yes Angel... Bite me anytime!

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Indeed evil, but totally sexy... Except the whole... turning into a blood filled blob at the end and exploding...

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He's geeky, lycan, and sexy :D

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Ok, so everyone remembers him from Dawson's Creek, but he is totally dead sexy as a lycan in Cursed.

So yeah, thats a list of mine... I too have a thing for vampires, but lycans too.

Oh an I am surprised no guys have mentioned her yet...
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I think she's hot as hell as Storm....

I wanted to do........GOD

Hmmm...I'm just now realizing that all my guys wear some sort of boot for footwear.

Gawd, boots. See, now pointing this out to myself, I'm going to develop a boot fetish. :p

well, if proust is right, having sex with a fantasy character is all we ever do.

proust was a homosexual who lived with his parents (and their money) until they died.

My guess is his take on sex is going to be a bit off the mainstream.

:rolleyes:

I think Kara Thrace, myself.

You will have to forgive me if I don't think proust's sexual experiences at the turn of the 20th centry as a homosexual living with his protective mother as a catalyst for understanding human sexuality.

So go roll your eyes elsewhere ;)

Were I to lean in that direction, I'd say Ustwo. You're fictional, right?

As for the gender I do actually prefer, in no particular order I'd roll around with Anna Karenina, Lady Chatterly and O. All seemed... inticing when I read the books.

I don't know much about Proust, but I don't think one necessarily needs to have a lot of sexual experience (hetero or otherwise) to make a statement like that.

I thought O was a little whiny and tiresome. :p

I didn't say I wanted to marry her - just fuck her.

I can withstand whiny and tiresome to get laid. Beyond that, not so much.

I can't believe I'm beating Bill O'Rights to this one:
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/w/willow.jpg
Willow, put a spell on me, baby!

well, ustwo, maybe you should read some of "in search of lost time" rather than relying on biographical factoids--which happen also to be wrong (the money question) and right (proust was gay) in a way that indicates that whatever "source" you took that factoid from couldnt distinguish the novel from proust's life--a typical dilletante mistake--but one that you wouldnt catch--you couldnt catch---simply because you havent read the book.



much of the book--once you get past combray--is about love, desire and their links to the construction of a fantasy image based on the other but which is not identical to the other, which you substitute for the other--since what you find desirable is about you, not the other really--so it follows that desire is about a refiguring of the other in the image of your sensibility, which is the frame from within whcih desire operates---linked to this substitution in proust is a concomitant desire for control--which flips around the meaning of this refiguring in the image of desire process, making of it (or revealing, depending on your view) the linkage between desire and fetishism--which is metonymic (substituting of a part for the whole, conflating the two)---so love and desire are linked to fantasy/projection on the one hand and a desire/need to hold the other in one place/control on the other--and so is mostly self-defeating in the novel, leading inevitably to loss and the ambiguities of affect that follow from loss.

but it's a novel, not a guide for life. so it channels minute dissections of love in general and desire in general through a particular overall dynamic--which may or may not be an aspect of all types of love and desire.

but certainly no-one in their right mind will read "in search of lost time" and think at all points "i wish i was like the narrator."

that said, there is one thing for sure, though:
proust was a better observer than any of us.
and he made extraordinary sentences.

The new Bionic Woman:
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/bionic_woman08.jpg
I've got a weakness for brunettes that can run at 45 mph.

Starbuck (Battlestar)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...k_Season_3.jpg
What can I say?

Niki Sanders (Heroes)
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/7/7/A/nikisanders.jpg
Superhuman stripper/call girl with dissociative disorder. Sounds like a party.

T'Pol (Star Trek: Enterprise)
http://triptpolers.houseoftucker.com...s/home/h16.jpg
Agreed with OP, she'd be soo logical.

Chuck (Pushing Daisies)
http://www.mgcars.org.uk/runnymede-m.../annafriel.jpg
This woman I'd marry.

Tom Paris:
http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/Paris.jpg

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

Mr. Darcy:
http://newmedia.purchase.edu/~Jeanine/Darcy3.jpg

Professor Snape:
http://www.geocities.com/~no-quarter/potter/snape.jpg

Paris?! Really. I never would have guessed. I would have guessed more the doctor, played by Robert Picardo. Huh. Or maybe Chakotae. Chakotey? Chacotae? Hmm....

Snape I might have figured out somehow, though.

Captain Janeway:
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads...ks/240x320.jpg

Yes Ma'am!

Praust aside, I've thought a bit on this one and.....

I can't come up with anyone. Its not like their are not fictional characters who wouldn't be sexually appealing, but there is none I've thought of and said 'oh yea, if only.'

personally, i think having an argument about proust in a thread like this is kinda funny.
i dont think in the ways folk seem to above. i know too many people who do interesting work who are dull as dishwater as people.

i do think that isabelle huppert is hot, though.

Selene, from Underworld... mmmmmmm.....

(this is a desktop I threw together a while back... also available as full resolution 1280x1024...)

Yeah, she was good looking so was

Gabrielle.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...gabysolemn.jpg

Well, all the Proust talk was worth it...seeing's how it came around to rb telling us he thinks Isabelle Huppert is hot. :p

Jewlie Newmar as Catwoman.

OMG, Captain Malcolm Reynolds
http://www.serenityverse.com/images/...mal_165816.jpg

...and Hoban "Wash" Washburn
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303461/5869100_2_22.jpg

Hell, almost anybody from Firefly/Serenity!!!!

I'll agree with that. Kaylee:

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/U/b/7/srnt17b.jpg

Shiny!

Yes! and Boomer:
http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8527/graceparkxj3.jpg

and Dr. Cameron.
http://big.dada.net/gallery/Attrici_...rison_0032.jpg
:D

Nobody's mentioned Seven of Nine yet? How about Jane Grey:http://www.beyondhollywood.com/galle...-jean-grey.jpg

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She was damn sexy... Id go for it...

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And yes she was sexy too, until she got all evil and destructive...

she was totally way more sexy when she was evil and destructive

http://sedikitpitra.blogsome.com/ima...2004147151.jpg

as was this:

http://www.thewiccanscorned.250x.com...l_willow04.jpg

Buckle up, Rupert. Cause I've turned pro!

What about Dr. Beverley Crusher or Troi from the next generation?

Or 6 of 9!!!!

Oh yeah, I'm all about the Dr. Crusher action:

http://images.google.ca/url?q=http:/...ndUCjUa6X_-f5g

i was always so jealous of that whiny kid, Wesley, cause he got to hug and kiss her all the time.

Wow five pages already. Whoo. Oh yeah and someone mentioned Storm. I would totally be down for that.

Retrobabe Bonanza!
 

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I'm 'Bewitched'... :thumbsup:

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...roines/122.jpg

'Mrs Peel, you're definately needed...' :love:

Agreed, here's a pic.

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I used to watch Batman as a kid too, and I'd do that Catwoman too.

Maxinmus! Maximus!

Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter)
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...072/toys15.jpg

Kit from Failure to Launch (Zooey Deschanel)
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...launch_025.jpg

How about some hermione granger here guys? She is legal now ya know!!

The one from Harry Potter? Too young for me.

I guess I just thought that it was a given. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/rhlandis/huh.gif

But, since you brought it up...:D

How could you have forgotten Vampire Willow? :oogle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...kki-Girl_1.jpg

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And...seriously...wouldn't she have made a much better Beatrix Kiddo than Uma Thurman?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...ie013fn5yl.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/10.../CN-092-02.jpg

Wolverine - god so hot. He is number one on my list.

Captain Malcolm Reynolds would be number two!

Han Solo definately!

Lestat, Spike, Angel, Louis! - I find these vampires very hot.

I always had a thing for Bender from The Breakfast Club.

Mmmmmm, Michael Corvine from underworld. Especially when he's all half lycan, half vamp. So sexy!

Rick O'Connell from the Mummy. Oh and Ardeth Bay. Love the accent and the hair.

Christian Bale as Batman

Hugh Jackman as Robert Angier in the Prestige and also as Wolverine, but I listed him already (but a second time is worth it), Van Helsing, Leopold





Scarlett Johansson as Olivia in the prestige, Selene from Underworld, and Inara from Serenity/Firefly!


OK - I had to stop making a list. But I'm sure I'll think of more. :)

Scarlett Johansson in ANYTHING... how about Johansson playing as Johansson in an interview done by seacrest about her character Johansson?

ANY excuse to bang her I would take.

What Menoman said.

Vesper Lynd
http://www.goldeneyebooks.com/images...official1x.jpg

What willravel said, too.

Bill O"Rights... Willow is dead sexy at anytime, vampire, witch, or just normal geeky Willow, Id take all three... at once... thank you very much...

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Oh and this woman here... she was in a video that was weird, so ill count her in... Amy Lee.
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And this one is a little off topic but he played in Blade Trinity, Ryan Reynolds, Id do him any day at anytime... And this pic shows him in a nice pose, exactly how I like my men, tied up or in cuffs.
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*wipes drool from mouth* Ok Im done now... seriously this time...

Yeoman Rand (winner of best name category too)

You're all a bunch of nerds.

basic tenant of this thread.

Tasha Yar Star Trek, The Next Generation
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...2/denise_1.jpg

Yes, but it works for me, so why change ;P

I was always more a Callisto man, myself.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...istohudson.jpg

Hudson Liek guested on an episode of CSI once, as a murder suspect dentist with a biting fetish. She plays GREAT psychobabes.

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Hell yeah. :thumbsup: Lovin' the short hair.

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http://images.quizilla.com/S/SP/SPA/...44_Lindsay.jpg

...i couldn't find a picture that did lindsay bluth justice

Yes. Also:

http://www.blogcadre.com/files/image...ly.preview.jpg

Sadly, if you're this skinny when you get ON the island, you stand almost no chance of winning the million dollars.

http://www.sevenofnineb.org/images/seven_intro.jpg
God I lust after her!

i dunno, just look at the second season

From Cowboy Bebop

Faye Valentine
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p..._072/fay17.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...b_faye0160.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...wboy_Bebop.jpg

Julia
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p..._julia0009.jpg

This thread has now jumped the shark! :D

Hahaha, Faye and Julia from Cowboy Bebop. That's classic.

I will have to go with the lovely Samantha Carter (Stargate), Commander Ivanova (Babylon 5) and Padme (Star Wars)

Death from the Sandman comics by Neil Gaiman.

Crazy Jane from the Doom Patrol comics.

Those are my two most nerdiest.

Also Kelly Bundy ...

Xenia Seeberg aka Xev from Sci-Fi's "LEXX"

http://www.indianceleb.com/wallpaper...ia_Seeberg.jpg

It runs in the family! Met her little sister Jenny in Dubuque, then later in Portland Oregon. Way hot!

She's best friends with an ex-girlfriend of mine. Their family is really cool, a little eccentric, arts, bohemian, intellectual, they let me sign my name on their kitchen wall in Dubuque.

Wow! :love: I've got to check out Lexx next time it's on TV! :thumbsup:

Oh yes. Drooling over both. ;) Both poses are perfect for the respective people. I just want to shove him backwards and jump on him.

Oh yeah - I was watching a Womder Woman rerun on some speciality channel last week - Lynda Carter was one seriously attractive woman.

It's interesting that virtually all the fantasy women are superhero/fantasy/sci fi chicks - no Charlies' Angels or Dallas or WKRP in Cincinati or other more "real" TV shows. I'd have done Bailey Quarters in a heartbeat.

I used to quite like Kate Jackson (the one on the right) from Charlie's Angels.

http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebritie...liesangels.jpg

I never really thought much of the show though - apart from that groovy theme tune. :)

Yeah, I always liked Kate better than Farrah or Jaqueline, also.

But I like brunettes - it was always going to be Janet over Chrissie, and Betty over Wilma, no matter what.

Hey another Kate Jackson admirer. She was my absolute fav...


right on. I always was a Betty kind of guy. Oh, and MaryAnn over Ginger too.

Dorothy and Mary Poppins. Sorry, but I'm old.

Kes Star Trek Voyager

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p..._072/Kes34.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p..._072/Kes59.jpg

Amen!

Leia from Start Wars
Dianna Troi from Trek, also Bev Crusher, Nurse Chapel, and Uhura
Wonder Woman for sure.
Mystique from X-Men.
Any or all of the women from Heavy Metal.
Wyoming Knott from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Wy nott?)
Trinity, The Girl in Red, and/or Persephone from the Matrix movies
The Coroner from the first Men in Black, or the evil alien from the second.

Oh yeah, Kate Jackson! Even better than Charlie's Angels was her later show "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" where she played a soccer mom who goes to work for the CIA. Had to be the first MILF that I ever had a crush on.

If I had to choose, I think I'd pick Betty over Wilma, too. Don't tell Barney. ;)

What show were Janet and Chrissie from?

Yeah, that goes without saying.

I saw Dawn Wells when she must have been in her mid-fifties and she still looked about 24!

Three's Company.

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I've never seen an episode of Gilligan's Island but Ginger would get my vote, based on the above evidence. :thumbsup:

I've always considered Kate to generally be the intellectual male viewer's favourite Angel. Jaclyn Smith was okay. I could never see the appeal of Farrah Fawcett though. I'd forgot all about Scarecrow and Mrs. King!

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Ahh...I don't think that's ever been shown here in the United Kingdom, but I know it's a remake of a British sitcom called Man About The House. :)

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Yeah, it's one of the few US versions of UK shows that was actually just as funny.

Very low brow, slapstick, idiotic situations - but a good laugh.

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kelly bundy
bet she could suck start a 72 harley.

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Olive on Pushing Daisies.... mmmm hmmmm....

Hmmm....

Well, first off, +1 on Willow and on Seven of Nine.

Just about any girl from a Robert Heinlein novel....

And these (anyone remember the last one? anyone?):

Well, there's Dr. Jones...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iana-jones.jpg

Dr. Horrible...(I must say, I find the lab coat sexy.)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...neilharris.jpg

Wesley AND Willow. At the same time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...lWillowWes.jpg


Plus several from books, but their pictures exist in my head. :)

Dark Angel - Max
http://www.findyourfate.com/astrolog...ssica-alba.jpg Red dress outfit, first episode.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...ngel-tv-11.jpg Ass kicking outfit would do too ;)

This, along with the "Album Recommendation Thread", is a thread I could post endless amounts of answers to. So I won't even answer.

There are lots though. Way too many.

The things I would do to Aragorn...
http://pageperso.aol.fr/loverangels0...es/aragorn.jpg

Danielle from The Girl Next Door
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...-movie-f01.jpg

Persephone in The Matrix
http://www.gaiahost.com/monicabelluc...llucci-002.jpg

That's all I can think of at the moment. I'm SURE there's many, many more.

I agree with T'pol.

I always had a thing for Racetrack on BSG.