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Keg-o-Grog 10-17-2007 02:21 PM

How do i make my cum taste better?
 
I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.

Jenna 10-17-2007 02:37 PM

I've heard citrus fruits and alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not sure how big of a difference it makes though.

Chiyachan 10-17-2007 02:51 PM

I can't find it right this second, but this has been discussed rather recently around here. *Goes off to look*
I *think* it was along the lines of avoid fatty food and alcohol...

spectre 10-17-2007 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiyachan
I can't find it right this second, but this has been discussed rather recently around here. *Goes off to look*
I *think* it was along the lines of avoid fatty food and alcohol...

Yeah, the general consensus here has usually been no to alcohol and yes to orange juice.

Willravel 10-17-2007 03:11 PM

1) Honey
http://www.photonics.com/images/spec...mber/Honey.jpg
Low water activity and a higher sweetness than sugar means that the sweetness is more likely to translate in bodily fluids. Fructose protein makes up a great deal of seamen, and honey is basically fructose.

2) Water
http://blog.case.edu/james.chang/200...ttledwater.jpg
Part of the reason that the makeup of seamen will result in odd tastes is because of all the crap you ingest. Water flushes a lot of that out.

3) Cinnamon
http://www.bulkpeppercorns.com/image...nnamon-pic.jpg
The stuff isn't digested that much, and let's face it: cinnamon is delicious.

The most important point, though, would be proper diet and exercise.

The_Jazz 10-17-2007 03:56 PM

Pineapple apparently works wonders too.

Baraka_Guru 10-17-2007 04:09 PM

Go vegetarian.

Jezzabelle 10-17-2007 04:21 PM

I've heard Banana's work too.....

Daoust 10-17-2007 04:29 PM

I'm gonna threadjack this thread because it's clearly an issue that's been discussed lots of times before, to ask a question that's probably been asked a hundred times before, but one that I cannot find on the site.

My question about semen is not about how to make it taste better, (because my wife would not put my semen within 4 feet of her mouth) but how to make MORE of it. I have seen some of those videos where guys spurt what seems like litres of spunk into the mouth, eye, or ass of some eager recipient. So is there a secret to increasing your ejaculate amount?

surferlove007 10-17-2007 04:51 PM

lets see...what makes cum taste better...umm nothing?

Ustwo 10-17-2007 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Daoust
I'm gonna threadjack this thread because it's clearly an issue that's been discussed lots of times before, to ask a question that's probably been asked a hundred times before, but one that I cannot find on the site.

My question about semen is not about how to make it taste better, (because my wife would not put my semen within 4 feet of her mouth) but how to make MORE of it. I have seen some of those videos where guys spurt what seems like litres of spunk into the mouth, eye, or ass of some eager recipient. So is there a secret to increasing your ejaculate amount?

Why would you want that?

Most of my partners in the past have made little jokes about my volume and needing extra paper towels but I'm not sure its a desirable thing. It also makes the odds of them swallowing rather distant.

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Originally Posted by ghoastgirl1
lets see...what makes cum taste better...umm nothing?

You sound like my wife :lol:

tecoyah 10-17-2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Keg-o-Grog
I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.


Seriously Dude.....if she actually took the time to notice, let alone tell you it tastes foul...you got bigger problems than pineapple can solve.

Plan9 10-17-2007 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Keg-o-Grog
I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.

Joke would be:

Pour Kool-Aid in your prostate.

Daoust 10-17-2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
Why would you want that?

Most of my partners in the past have made little jokes about my volume and needing extra paper towels but I'm not sure its a desirable thing. It also makes the odds of them swallowing rather distant.

As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

Ustwo 10-17-2007 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Daoust
As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

Well you could be me, but I don't think there really is a way. I drink mostly water, play a lot of video games, eat a diet rich in meats and low in sugar. Mmm don't think that will help, but its not a bad way to live.

Plan9 10-17-2007 06:06 PM

Rumor has it that volume comes from not having sex as often.

Ya know... like six times a day depletes the magazine, Rambo.

Jenna 10-17-2007 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daoust
I'm gonna threadjack this thread because it's clearly an issue that's been discussed lots of times before, to ask a question that's probably been asked a hundred times before, but one that I cannot find on the site.

My question about semen is not about how to make it taste better, (because my wife would not put my semen within 4 feet of her mouth) but how to make MORE of it. I have seen some of those videos where guys spurt what seems like litres of spunk into the mouth, eye, or ass of some eager recipient. So is there a secret to increasing your ejaculate amount?

In my experience, the longer my boyfriend and I wait to have sex, the more build up he has. Also if he/I grip down on the base of his penis and move it, while keeping a really tight grip, it launches further, and usually more comes out.

Ustwo 10-17-2007 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jennaboo4u
In my experience, the longer my boyfriend and I wait to have sex, the more build up he has.

That is true, but I'd have to guess my 'full' reload time is maybe a day or so.

Quote:

Also if he/I grip down on the base of his penis and move it, while keeping a really tight grip, it launches further, and usually more comes out.
Ouchy :no:

dirtyrascal7 10-17-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jennaboo4u
In my experience, the longer my boyfriend and I wait to have sex, the more build up he has. Also if he/I grip down on the base of his penis and move it, while keeping a really tight grip, it launches further, and usually more comes out.

That is definitely true.

Also, if you don't have a few days to let it build up... you can try masturbating to near-climax, and then stopping before you actually go over the edge. Repeat this a few times and when you finally do let it out, there will be a good bit more than usual.

tinydancer 10-17-2007 06:45 PM

Pineapple definitely helps. But that was just an experiment I did with someone... and he drank nothing but pineapple juice for about three days straight. However, it did totally mask the taste of what semen 'normally' tastes like... ? idk.

Ustwo 10-17-2007 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtyrascal7
That is definitely true.

Also, if you don't have a few days to let it build up... you can try masturbating to near-climax, and then stopping before you actually go over the edge. Repeat this a few times and when you finally do let it out, there will be a good bit more than usual.

With blueballs, anything is possible. Not fun but possible.

Reminds me of a girl who kept doing that to me where I made my 3 blueballs rule.

If a girl gives you blue balls 3 times while dating, find a new girlfriend. I am not exagerating when I say it went several feet and I don't know how far because it hit a wall. Hurt like hell too.

LadySin 10-17-2007 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
With blueballs, anything is possible. Not fun but possible.

Reminds me of a girl who kept doing that to me where I made my 3 blueballs rule.

If a girl gives you blue balls 3 times while dating, find a new girlfriend. I am not exagerating when I say it went several feet and I don't know how far because it hit a wall. Hurt like hell too.

All I gotta say is ouchie!

Baraka_Guru 10-17-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Daoust
As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

Techniques and timing before ejaculation aside, try ginkgo biloba. I'm not fully convinced of all its claims overall, but I was taking it for brain health to see if I could improve my memory (which is terrible). The one sexual "side effect" I noticed was an increased volume. I looked this up, and sure enough, some sources tell you the herb also revitalizes male sexual health.

Like I said, though, I'm not fully convinced. But you might want to look into it.

* * * * *

To reiterate: go vegetarian if you want to taste better. This was confirmed to me once. She actually went out of her way to tell me that vegetarians taste better.

Shauk 10-17-2007 07:54 PM

not so much vegetarian, certain meats may produce different results.

mainly hamburger/steak/pork/sausage and "dark meat" is the culprit I would assume.

stuff like fish and chicken is good though.

although, if she says it tastes like chicken, or worse, fish, well, that may not be desirable either, haha.

Hyacinthe 10-17-2007 08:25 PM

Copy and paste from ther last time this was asked:

So what are the kinds of foods you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen (sorry those of you on here that I know take lsd in various forms and/or marijuana).

Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and so do vegetables from the cabbage family, like brussels sprouts, broccoli and cabbage which all adds up to bitter semen.

To have better tasting semen, you need to have a high intake of things like fruit juices / fresh fruit and drink lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice.

Some other sources of sweeter semen are cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.

Apparently artichoke hearts and asparagus also help with the taste.

But do keep in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so it will be atleast 12 hours before any of this has an effect - probably longer.

Push-Pull 10-17-2007 08:26 PM

I've mentioned this before, and always seem to get some "Uhn-uh, not me" type reaction, but it is an option. So for those of you who find it deflating to try such things, all I can say is that sometimes compromises need to be made.

Like many here, my wife won't get my come anywhere near her mouth (unless she loses a bet, but that's another story....) let alone swallow. Anyhow, whilst picking up an, um, "adult" feature film at a local, um, "adult" shop, I noticed a display of flavored condoms. Synapses crackled as two and two added up to me coming in my wife's mouth. Now, this trick doesn't get used every time she goes down on me, because like most of you, the feel of a condom just isn't the same, and those are the times that a blowjob is the appetizer and not the grand finale. But on occasion, it is nice to just be able to let one fly in the mouth of someone you love, and this is the time for these flavored condoms. Taste problem not an issue.

As far as the original question, I must profess that I have nothing to add.

Tide 10-18-2007 04:05 AM

I heard about these pills you took for increasing your volume ages ago, turns out they do actually exist, never tried them myself but I have been curious.

Volume pills

Go nuts. Haw haw.

Sultana 10-18-2007 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe

Apparently artichoke hearts and asparagus also help with the taste.

Actually, asparagus is one of the worst possible foods to consume to improve the taste or scent of anything down there. Just fyi.

ShaniFaye 10-18-2007 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by tecoyah
Seriously Dude.....if she actually took the time to notice, let alone tell you it tastes foul...you got bigger problems than pineapple can solve.


ok...Im wondering why this is bad? I have no problem telling someone the taste is bad...and trust me I've tasted a lot in my time. For example, as much as I love blowing and swallowing, I CANT do it when Dave has been drinking whiskey, the taste is so bad it makes me gag something awful. He is a lot more receptive to me saying "no I'm not blowing you....its gonna taste like crap with all the Crown you had tonite" than me saying "no I wont blow you" because he KNOWS how much I love to give bj's

Mello yellow works like pineapple on Dave (good thing cause he wont touch pineapple lol).

Ustwo 10-18-2007 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tide
I heard about these pills you took for increasing your volume ages ago, turns out they do actually exist, never tried them myself but I have been curious.

Volume pills

Go nuts. Haw haw.

100% herbal formula from the website.

AKA unregulated crap that most likely does nothing.

Bill O'Rights 10-18-2007 08:33 AM

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How do i make my cum taste better?
Mix in a little Hershey's Chocolate Syrup?

Plan9 10-18-2007 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sultana
Actually, asparagus is one of the worst possible foods to consume to improve the taste or scent of anything down there. Just fyi.

ASSparagus makes human urine dark yellow and smell especially nasty.

My ex and I used to eat it once in a while... and were always surprised.

Keg-o-Grog 10-18-2007 07:40 PM

thank you all for replying. you have been very helpful :)

Hyacinthe 10-18-2007 10:47 PM

hmmmm I must have mixed up my vegetables - shall ponder this.

On a lighter note

A Matter of Taste

Redlemon 10-19-2007 06:25 AM

The older thread everyone is thinking of is Food effecting the taste of Cum.
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Originally Posted by Ustwo
100% herbal formula from the website.

AKA unregulated crap that most likely does nothing.

:thumbsup: I hate hearing the phrase "It's 100% natural, so there are no side effects" on those damned herbal radio ads. Hey pal, hemlock is also 100% natural - you try it first, OK?

Ustwo 10-19-2007 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon
The older thread everyone is thinking of is Food effecting the taste of Cum.

:thumbsup: I hate hearing the phrase "It's 100% natural, so there are no side effects" on those damned herbal radio ads. Hey pal, hemlock is also 100% natural - you try it first, OK?

Actually I got a bit of a education lately on that. This doesn't apply to herbal supplements but 'homeopathic' medicine.

I used to think based on context that homeopathic was a nice sounding buzzword for herbal. I was wrong. Homeopathic is just stupid (they dilute real drugs to the point that the odds of finding one molecule of the drug in the pill is less than winning the lottery, twice in a row). Its based on a very old and very bogus theory that just doesn't work, ever. But since they contain no real drugs they CAN claim to be 100% side effect free.

oFia 10-19-2007 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
Actually I got a bit of a education lately on that. This doesn't apply to herbal supplements but 'homeopathic' medicine.

I used to think based on context that homeopathic was a nice sounding buzzword for herbal. I was wrong. Homeopathic is just stupid (they dilute real drugs to the point that the odds of finding one molecule of the drug in the pill is less than winning the lottery, twice in a row). Its based on a very old and very bogus theory that just doesn't work, ever. But since they contain no real drugs they CAN claim to be 100% side effect free.

Not to derail the thread... but you are off on homeopathic medicine. It wasn't quite what I thought it was either.

Good source:
http://www.homeopathyusa.org/standardsofpractice/

As far as the thread:

less red meat and more pineapple and other fruits is what I've heard and read.

In my opinion, more water, less soda, less processed and horribly preservative laden food.

PlanG 10-19-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
With blueballs, anything is possible. Not fun but possible.

Reminds me of a girl who kept doing that to me where I made my 3 blueballs rule.

If a girl gives you blue balls 3 times while dating, find a new girlfriend. I am not exagerating when I say it went several feet and I don't know how far because it hit a wall. Hurt like hell too.

Yeah, when I was 14 I had a girlfriend that would not do anything other than kiss me, grind and let me finger her for ~3hrs.

Then before she went home she'd jack me off (if I was lucky).

Still, one time she didn't and we had to go out after. I was properly limping. Couldn't walk normally at all. Agony is the only word for it.

Got back, had a wank, and I swear it nearly hit the ceiling. Still ached afterwards though.


She was dumped fairly sharpish :eek:


My volume tip, is to watch a bit of pornography, and maybe masturbate lightly (not to orgasm) for 2-3 nights, and then when it's time to do the business, the orgasm will be much more draining (in a good way), and many shots more.

Ustwo 10-19-2007 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by oFia
Not to derail the thread... but you are off on homeopathic medicine. It wasn't quite what I thought it was either.

No, I'm not.


oFia 10-19-2007 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

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Originally Posted by wikipedia article
James Randi (born August 7, 1928), stage name The Amazing Randi, is a stage magician and scientific skeptic best known as a challenger of paranormal claims and pseudoscience. Born Randall James Hamilton Zwinge, in Toronto, Canada, Randi is the founder of the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF).

Heh. Obviously a credible source. Sorry I even bothered to post my first link.


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