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777 · 10-19-2007, 02:33 PM

According to a quick google search, red meat, dairy, coffee, smoking, and alcohol are what makes semem to be not very tasty. So the best advice would be to go vegan. The plus side, would be more blow jobs, and the down side, is, well, going vegan.

Ustwo · 10-19-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by oFia

Heh. Obviously a credible source. Sorry I even bothered to post my first link.

You have absolutely no idea what and who you are talking about, plus I checked out the site and it says the same thing Randi does, only it pretends it works. It doesn't' even qualify as voodoo, sorry, its just plain assinine.

I'm glad you posted the link as it let me talk about this. I really draw the line at 'bad medicine', this shit can HURT people. I might be against silly mysticism as a rule, and I wish people were better educated about such things, but once you add medicine to it, the gloves are off.

Its ONLY and I mean ONLY value is as a placebo.

toxic515 · 10-19-2007, 09:27 PM

I used to wonder why my wife would wake up some mornings and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but some bananas. She has since told me. It's normally after pizza or a big ole mexican meal. If this seems non sequitur, please read again. ;-)

From her statements, it is a fact that it helps a good deal and significantly. Pineapple juice also helps, and as stated numerous times above, most fruits = good, most spicy things = bad.

Redlemon · 10-22-2007, 05:35 AM

I've created a breakout thread called Homeopathic Medicine over in Tilted Living, please join that for further discussion on the threadjack.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-23-2007, 01:09 PM

Can I laugh my ass off?

Your cum tastes like you.

Find someone who likes it.

Plan9 · 10-23-2007, 05:12 PM

Find someone who likes pleasing you.

Everything else is really second seat.

rr1024 · 10-23-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Keg-o-Grog

I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.

So far the best article I've read on this is at oral sex and the taste of cum

They have not published results yet but after reading it we tried it because my bf was yuk....lol....We did as suggested for a week...my bf was a happy guys because he got a blow job ever two days...

Our personal results indicated that there is something to what you eat affects the taste.

ogra · 10-24-2007, 01:23 AM

I have also heard that pineapple juice is good. Avoid coffee.

Plan9 · 10-24-2007, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rr1024

They have not published results yet but after reading it we tried it because my bf was yuk....lol....We did as suggested for a week...my bf was a happy guys because he got a blow job ever two days...

*accepts bribe from your boyfriend*

Yes, but for the sake of science? You should have done it every day, twice a day.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-25-2007, 05:51 AM

Stress stinks, blowjobs work to relieve it.

Ilow · 10-25-2007, 06:31 AM

From what I gather, it is mainly a matter of ph that causes funk spunk. I have taken to drinking those Goya pinapple, passion fruit drinks occasionally, to offset my intake of coffee. My girlfriend reports that my cum tastes kind of like it smells-bleachy. Since she also said that she loves giving orl and will continue to do so, despite the Ajax results, I will continue to experiment with ways to make it more enjoyable, or at least less distasteful for her. god bless blow jobs and the women who give them.

Menoman · 10-26-2007, 10:00 PM

There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

tenchi069 · 10-26-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Menoman

There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

gummy worms...um...i'm not doubting that it does or doesn't work, but i'm pretty sure drinking a few litres of pineapple juice is much preferable to shoving a wire with bits of gummy candy into your penis. I would also hazard to assume this applies also to those that dislike pineapple juice..

MEAD · 10-27-2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Menoman

There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Baraka_Guru · 10-27-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MEAD

WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Actually, you're wrong.

Redlemon · 10-27-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MEAD

WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Do a search on 'sounding play' some time. Then shudder.

However, I think the porn star was messing with the previous poster.

World's King · 10-27-2007, 11:44 AM

Just blow it in her hair...

Who gives a fuck if she's enjoying it? She's giving you a blow job. You're supposed to enjoy it.

casual user · 10-27-2007, 08:36 PM

pour sugar down your pee hole before

hotzot · 10-28-2007, 10:27 AM

My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!

LadySin · 10-28-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hotzot

My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!

HAHA Geez... if my boyfriend tasted like that, his cock might get raw....

Hyacinthe · 10-28-2007, 11:33 PM

I'll echo that LadySin - chocolate fudge brownie tasting cum would be an interestign experience though.

KellyC · 10-29-2007, 01:53 PM

Does drinking tea do any thing to the taste? I've been drinking a lot of tea lately....

Baraka_Guru · 10-29-2007, 03:17 PM

Tea is a bitter drink... akin to coffee, but not nearly as bad. Green tea would be best to avoid bitter taste. Herbal teas of some varieties would be best.

AnthraxInsomnia · 10-30-2007, 01:58 PM

If anyone can be lucky enough to find "yummy cum" anymore that makes your jizzim taste like sweet magical candy my friends. You can sometimes find people selling it on Ebay - it's going to run you like 100-200 dollars for a bottle of 30 or 60 though..

qweds · 12-18-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Daoust

As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

I cum more and harder if she grabs my balls fairly forcefully and pulls down right as i'm cumming.

Shaindra · 12-19-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hotzot

My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!

I wouldn't like that. I think I'd miss the taste of real cum.

Maybe the reverse? Some B&J's BJ flavor?

curiousbear · 12-20-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe

Copy and paste from ther last time this was asked:

So what are the kinds of foods you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen (sorry those of you on here that I know take lsd in various forms and/or marijuana).

Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and so do vegetables from the cabbage family, like brussels sprouts, broccoli and cabbage which all adds up to bitter semen.

To have better tasting semen, you need to have a high intake of things like fruit juices / fresh fruit and drink lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice.

Some other sources of sweeter semen are cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.

Apparently artichoke hearts and asparagus also help with the taste.

But do keep in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so it will be atleast 12 hours before any of this has an effect - probably longer.

Hats Off to you Hyacinthe, Thanks

snowy · 12-20-2009, 08:21 AM

Now I can personally vouch for the pineapple juice suggestion! By accident, not design, my SO ended up trying this, and it worked.

h45e · 12-20-2009, 06:21 PM

This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

1boomer · 12-20-2009, 10:02 PM

heck with all that fill her mouth with ready whip

Redlemon · 12-21-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by h45e

This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

That's the Scientific Erotican subseries of Sexy Losers. NSFW follows. And, it wasn't as straightforward as you recall...

#162 - Scientific Erotican
#167 - Scientific Erotican II
#178 - Scientific Erotican III
#179 - Scientific Erotican IV

ZombieSquirrel · 01-02-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Go vegetarian.

yup. Vegetarians taste better.

10-19-2007, 02:33 PM	#41 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	According to a quick google search, red meat, dairy, coffee, smoking, and alcohol are what makes semem to be not very tasty. So the best advice would be to go vegan. The plus side, would be more blow jobs, and the down side, is, well, going vegan. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-19-2007, 09:27 PM	#43 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	I used to wonder why my wife would wake up some mornings and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but some bananas. She has since told me. It's normally after pizza or a big ole mexican meal. If this seems non sequitur, please read again. ;-) From her statements, it is a fact that it helps a good deal and significantly. Pineapple juice also helps, and as stated numerous times above, most fruits = good, most spicy things = bad. __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

10-22-2007, 05:35 AM	#44 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I've created a breakout thread called Homeopathic Medicine over in Tilted Living, please join that for further discussion on the threadjack. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-23-2007, 01:09 PM	#45 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Can I laugh my ass off? Your cum tastes like you. Find someone who likes it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-23-2007, 05:12 PM	#46 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Find someone who likes pleasing you. Everything else is really second seat. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-24-2007, 01:23 AM	#48 (permalink)
ogra Upright	I have also heard that pineapple juice is good. Avoid coffee.

10-25-2007, 05:51 AM	#50 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Stress stinks, blowjobs work to relieve it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-25-2007, 06:31 AM	#51 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	From what I gather, it is mainly a matter of ph that causes funk spunk. I have taken to drinking those Goya pinapple, passion fruit drinks occasionally, to offset my intake of coffee. My girlfriend reports that my cum tastes kind of like it smells-bleachy. Since she also said that she loves giving orl and will continue to do so, despite the Ajax results, I will continue to experiment with ways to make it more enjoyable, or at least less distasteful for her. god bless blow jobs and the women who give them. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-27-2007, 11:44 AM	#57 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Just blow it in her hair... Who gives a fuck if she's enjoying it? She's giving you a blow job. You're supposed to enjoy it. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-27-2007, 08:36 PM	#58 (permalink)
casual user Crazy Location: everywhere and nowhere	pour sugar down your pee hole before

10-28-2007, 10:27 AM	#59 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

10-28-2007, 11:33 PM	#61 (permalink)
Hyacinthe Psycho Location: Australia	I'll echo that LadySin - chocolate fudge brownie tasting cum would be an interestign experience though. __________________ "I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own" "Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."

10-29-2007, 01:53 PM	#62 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Does drinking tea do any thing to the taste? I've been drinking a lot of tea lately.... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

10-29-2007, 03:17 PM	#63 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Tea is a bitter drink... akin to coffee, but not nearly as bad. Green tea would be best to avoid bitter taste. Herbal teas of some varieties would be best. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

10-30-2007, 01:58 PM	#64 (permalink)
AnthraxInsomnia Banned Location: Oregon....beautiful..	If anyone can be lucky enough to find "yummy cum" anymore that makes your jizzim taste like sweet magical candy my friends. You can sometimes find people selling it on Ebay - it's going to run you like 100-200 dollars for a bottle of 30 or 60 though..

12-20-2009, 08:21 AM	#68 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Now I can personally vouch for the pineapple juice suggestion! By accident, not design, my SO ended up trying this, and it worked. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

12-20-2009, 06:21 PM	#69 (permalink)
h45e Tilted	This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

12-20-2009, 10:02 PM	#70 (permalink)
1boomer Upright	heck with all that fill her mouth with ready whip