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777 10-19-2007 02:33 PM

According to a quick google search, red meat, dairy, coffee, smoking, and alcohol are what makes semem to be not very tasty. So the best advice would be to go vegan. The plus side, would be more blow jobs, and the down side, is, well, going vegan. :)

Ustwo 10-19-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by oFia
Heh. Obviously a credible source. Sorry I even bothered to post my first link.

You have absolutely no idea what and who you are talking about, plus I checked out the site and it says the same thing Randi does, only it pretends it works. It doesn't' even qualify as voodoo, sorry, its just plain assinine.

I'm glad you posted the link as it let me talk about this. I really draw the line at 'bad medicine', this shit can HURT people. I might be against silly mysticism as a rule, and I wish people were better educated about such things, but once you add medicine to it, the gloves are off.

Its ONLY and I mean ONLY value is as a placebo.

toxic515 10-19-2007 09:27 PM

I used to wonder why my wife would wake up some mornings and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but some bananas. She has since told me. It's normally after pizza or a big ole mexican meal. If this seems non sequitur, please read again. ;-)

From her statements, it is a fact that it helps a good deal and significantly. Pineapple juice also helps, and as stated numerous times above, most fruits = good, most spicy things = bad.

Redlemon 10-22-2007 05:35 AM

I've created a breakout thread called Homeopathic Medicine over in Tilted Living, please join that for further discussion on the threadjack.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-23-2007 01:09 PM

Can I laugh my ass off?

Your cum tastes like you.

Find someone who likes it.

Plan9 10-23-2007 05:12 PM

Find someone who likes pleasing you.

Everything else is really second seat.

rr1024 10-23-2007 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Keg-o-Grog
I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.

So far the best article I've read on this is at oral sex and the taste of cum

They have not published results yet but after reading it we tried it because my bf was yuk....lol....We did as suggested for a week...my bf was a happy guys because he got a blow job ever two days...

Our personal results indicated that there is something to what you eat affects the taste.

ogra 10-24-2007 01:23 AM

I have also heard that pineapple juice is good. Avoid coffee.

Plan9 10-24-2007 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rr1024
They have not published results yet but after reading it we tried it because my bf was yuk....lol....We did as suggested for a week...my bf was a happy guys because he got a blow job ever two days...

*accepts bribe from your boyfriend*

Yes, but for the sake of science? You should have done it every day, twice a day.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-25-2007 05:51 AM

Stress stinks, blowjobs work to relieve it.

Ilow 10-25-2007 06:31 AM

From what I gather, it is mainly a matter of ph that causes funk spunk. I have taken to drinking those Goya pinapple, passion fruit drinks occasionally, to offset my intake of coffee. My girlfriend reports that my cum tastes kind of like it smells-bleachy. Since she also said that she loves giving orl and will continue to do so, despite the Ajax results, I will continue to experiment with ways to make it more enjoyable, or at least less distasteful for her. god bless blow jobs and the women who give them.

Menoman 10-26-2007 10:00 PM

There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

tenchi069 10-26-2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Menoman
There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

gummy worms...um...i'm not doubting that it does or doesn't work, but i'm pretty sure drinking a few litres of pineapple juice is much preferable to shoving a wire with bits of gummy candy into your penis. I would also hazard to assume this applies also to those that dislike pineapple juice..:oogle:

MEAD 10-27-2007 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Menoman
There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Baraka_Guru 10-27-2007 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MEAD
WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Actually, you're wrong.

Redlemon 10-27-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEAD
WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Do a search on 'sounding play' some time. Then shudder.

However, I think the porn star was messing with the previous poster.

World's King 10-27-2007 11:44 AM

Just blow it in her hair...


Who gives a fuck if she's enjoying it? She's giving you a blow job. You're supposed to enjoy it.

casual user 10-27-2007 08:36 PM

pour sugar down your pee hole before

hotzot 10-28-2007 10:27 AM

My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!:shakehead:

LadySin 10-28-2007 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hotzot
My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!:shakehead:

HAHA Geez... if my boyfriend tasted like that, his cock might get raw....

Hyacinthe 10-28-2007 11:33 PM

I'll echo that LadySin - chocolate fudge brownie tasting cum would be an interestign experience though.

KellyC 10-29-2007 01:53 PM

Does drinking tea do any thing to the taste? I've been drinking a lot of tea lately....

Baraka_Guru 10-29-2007 03:17 PM

Tea is a bitter drink... akin to coffee, but not nearly as bad. Green tea would be best to avoid bitter taste. Herbal teas of some varieties would be best.

AnthraxInsomnia 10-30-2007 01:58 PM

If anyone can be lucky enough to find "yummy cum" anymore that makes your jizzim taste like sweet magical candy my friends. You can sometimes find people selling it on Ebay - it's going to run you like 100-200 dollars for a bottle of 30 or 60 though..

qweds 12-18-2009 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daoust (Post 2328086)
As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

I cum more and harder if she grabs my balls fairly forcefully and pulls down right as i'm cumming.

Shaindra 12-19-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotzot (Post 2334025)
My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!:shakehead:

I wouldn't like that. I think I'd miss the taste of real cum.

Maybe the reverse? Some B&J's BJ flavor?

curiousbear 12-20-2009 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Hyacinthe (Post 2328180)
Copy and paste from ther last time this was asked:

So what are the kinds of foods you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen (sorry those of you on here that I know take lsd in various forms and/or marijuana).

Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and so do vegetables from the cabbage family, like brussels sprouts, broccoli and cabbage which all adds up to bitter semen.

To have better tasting semen, you need to have a high intake of things like fruit juices / fresh fruit and drink lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice.

Some other sources of sweeter semen are cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.

Apparently artichoke hearts and asparagus also help with the taste.

But do keep in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so it will be atleast 12 hours before any of this has an effect - probably longer.

Hats Off to you Hyacinthe, Thanks

snowy 12-20-2009 08:21 AM

Now I can personally vouch for the pineapple juice suggestion! By accident, not design, my SO ended up trying this, and it worked.

h45e 12-20-2009 06:21 PM

This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

1boomer 12-20-2009 10:02 PM

heck with all that fill her mouth with ready whip

Redlemon 12-21-2009 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h45e (Post 2741523)
This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

That's the Scientific Erotican subseries of Sexy Losers. NSFW follows. And, it wasn't as straightforward as you recall...

#162 - Scientific Erotican
#167 - Scientific Erotican II
#178 - Scientific Erotican III
#179 - Scientific Erotican IV

ZombieSquirrel 01-02-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2328040)
Go vegetarian.

yup. Vegetarians taste better.


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