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Old 09-30-2007, 08:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The first "going down"

This is a companion thread to "the first blowjob"
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=124842

Was the first instance of cunnilingus in response to the first bj?

Did the first person who did this do so out of duty and fairness, or want to do this?

Or did he or she stumble upon this wonderful act?
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Old 09-30-2007, 08:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't really know to be honest.

I can say this though: I LOVE eating pussy.
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Since God was the one who smited women, with PMS, cramps and painful childbirth for their evil ways for leading Adam astray - my guess would be that Satan had everything to do with it...
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You called?

I agree with Esoteric. Duty/Fairness??

I love eating pussy
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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As do I.
In fact, I went down on a gal BEFORE I ever got a bj or lost my virginity, so there
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Since God was the one who smited women, with PMS, cramps and painful childbirth for their evil ways for leading Adam astray - my guess would be that Satan had everything to do with it...
The episodes of the Soprano's in which Uncle Junior hides his pussy eating skills for fear of his macho reputation suprised me to say the least. I wonder how accurate a portrayal it was and also just how prevelant the status of cunnilingus as taboo is?

Surely it's as old an act as any other, but perhaps given the number of male dominated cultures there are, hundreds of millions of women are missing out.

Shame that.
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I love eating pussy
and he's cute too... damn - canada has all the good boys...
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Old 09-30-2007, 11:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I love going down on a woman.

I find pussies to be works of art and I enjoy figuring out what makes one woman jump and squirm (they're all different). Lippy women are especially desireable.

The first time I did so, I was 17. I thought I knew what I was doing, after all, I had read all the books, seen the movies, reviewed the diagrams, listened intently to the other guys brag. Well, nothing could have prepared me for the "what the fuck am I doing experience". It really wasn't until I was 20 in University that I started to figure it out (to be honest, between 17 and 20 I think I went to town maybe 3 times). Ah, practice is such a wonderful thing sometimes.
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Mmm... labia.
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't know who came up w/ it, but whoever they are = pure genius!
I go crazy when I get it....Like Nutso...haha
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Old 10-02-2007, 05:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I love going down on a woman. Sometimes I just crave it, I think about it all day long and just can't wait to get home and see my woman. We have a shower, I don't act like anything is up, then when we get out and on the bed she then figures out what I have been thinking about all day!! Then probably an hour later we start the rest of it, then for some reason she can't stop holding me after.
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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God, I sucked at it so bad for a long while. I'd say I have a pretty good idea of what I'm doing now.

And it is quite enjoyable.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Its kinda like the Chicken or the Egg question....the answer will never be known...

But personally, I have a feeling that it came about by accident and was realized to be enjoyable

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Old 10-03-2007, 12:09 AM   #14 (permalink)
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imagine having all that now ,hmmmmm.
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Old 10-03-2007, 09:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I forget who said it first, but if God had not intended for man to eat pussy, he would not have made it look so much like a taco.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Or roast beef.

Or a catcher's mitt.

Or whatever else was in that one thread.

...

God, I can't let that go.

Catcher's mitt. I mean... just say it with me.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd like to think its my fifth food group.


Jesus, just sit on my face already...
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I am heartened by this display of enthusiasm for pussy eating.
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I am heartened by this display of enthusiasm for pussy eating.
As am I. Makes me want to sit on someone's face.
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:03 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Pick Me! Pick Me!

I'll trade you Ruffles Alldressed for cunnilingus!
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:04 PM   #21 (permalink)
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gee, you drive a hard bargain, Lucifer
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I know, I'm such a slut
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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it's not so bad, is it?
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I have to say, though I enjoy going down while I'm still horny, if I'm not in the mood then it can be a chore!

The first time I did this was probably in response to a bj when I was about 15... I'd like to think I've improved since then. I think humming Led Zeppelin tunes while I'm doing it makes it better.
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:24 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Seriously, this is just human nature. I had never talked about this with my buddies, heard about it or seen it in a magazine (long before the internet)...but it just seemed like what I wanted to do...and I've never looked back...mmmmmmm!!!
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:29 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I know, I'm such a slut
That's why we like you
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:56 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I actually can't remember the first time i did it, but now I can't get enough. I like that I am strong enough to reach down and pick up my naked girlfriend by her butt and put her legs on my shoulders as I dive into her goodness. She seems to like being ravaged every so often, and I am always happy to oblige.
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:04 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I have no idea about what caused the first 'going down'. I suppose its encoded in the DNA of all sexually liberated males. That being said, I find nothing more pleasurable than sucking a nice hard clit right into my mouth and working it with my tongue till I hear moans of delight and see waves of juices pouring out soon after. I am also especially fond a a female ass, I cant help it, that tight little sphincter really gets me hot, with few exceptions. I cant help but be explicitly graphic too, my gf loves that so I'm used to writing that way. I may have to post some of my emails in the literature thread. This is pretty tame, so I dont know, I really dont want to tone them done just to post em....
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:26 PM   #29 (permalink)
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One of my favorite things in the world to do.
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Old 10-08-2007, 03:01 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Here's what I was thinking the other night:

If a blowjob is called a "blowjob" and has a nice little euphemism, what's the nice little euphenism for cunnilingus? Maybe we can come up with one.
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Old 10-08-2007, 04:21 AM   #31 (permalink)
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But personally, I have a feeling that it came about by accident and was realized to be enjoyable.
As hard as I try...I simply cannot imagine the circumstances that would involve cunnilingus coming about by accident.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:10 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Here's what I was thinking the other night:

If a blowjob is called a "blowjob" and has a nice little euphemism, what's the nice little euphenism for cunnilingus? Maybe we can come up with one.
Um... digital lickjob?

I like to think of myself as a cunning linguist... a master cunning linguist.


...I happen to be a master debater, too.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:12 AM   #33 (permalink)
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See blowjob always sounds like work, so does lickjob.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:14 AM   #34 (permalink)
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How about tongueplay?


Or maybe lickitysplit.
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:05 PM   #35 (permalink)
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If I were a dinosaur I'd be a Lickalottapus... It's one of the most enjoyable encounters to be had and when you feel your lover quiver with delight it's amazing... First??? Meeh...I say NEXT!!!???
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I too, have no memory of my first taste of pussy. It must have been momentous, for I have loved going down for as long as I can remember. It must be in the DNA, as others have said. It's as natural as fucking itself.
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Old 10-12-2007, 09:36 PM   #37 (permalink)
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i love going down on my girl she loves it also. Though I love the taste and feel of down there so may have something to do with it
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