Fuck that, man! Kill your television.

I'm still waiting to hear responses about the vagina looking like an ape's nose or baseball mitt... preferably from those who made the comments. What exactly are you implying?

Yes, I have. Kinda kinky, huh?

no.

To be honest (and I may be alone on this), I think that's ridiculous. Do you look at a man who shaves his moustache and beard and think, "God, he really should grow some facial hair, because he looks like a kid and I'd feel like a pervert"?

Of course not.

The non-scalp hair comes with puberty, and you can leave it or remove it as you please, whether it's on your face, armpits, chest or crotch. I like to be bare under my arms and down there. I don't think having hair there or not makes me any less of a woman.

As if women didn't have enough to be self-conscious about. :shakehead:

i think all vaginas are beautiful, some more than others, but there is no ugly one...

I sure do.

Uh oh, you guys have pissed off abaya, she's waiting.........:eek:

Yes, in multiple ways. Sometimes the frangrance is intoxicating, but other times it can be rank, which is off putting. But visually, they're just super. The fury ones are kind of fun to part the fur and open up, then expore. The bare ones are beautiful without hiding, but can be scratchy. Just like faces, they are all different, though similar. Just as I would never tire of meeting pretty women, and exchanging smiles, I can hardly imagine tiring of meeting their little clams and exchanging, well, getting to know them.

you haven't seen enough porn yet

You're not alone, and it is ridiculous Sharon. I'm sure you're no less a woman, because you shave down there. I'd love to help. :)

of course you're not alone. I said nearly the same thing earlier, although you may have said it better. It is a good point that being an adult does not mean having hair, it means having the choice to do as you wish with it.

Oh my god - a real man! Thank you so much.

Do I find vaginas attractive? Not particularly. Like DaveMatrix and his penis, I've seen my netherregions and find it to be fairly boring. it's just .... well.. there. BUT - that doesnt mean I don't want a man like Leto down there having a look. I totally agree about both my epesiotomy scar, and the fact that there is hair there. I am NOT a little girl and don't want any man near me that wants things shaved bare down there. (well manicured/trimmed of course is more than reasonable to ask for) but bare pussies belong on little girls. I wan't men, not pedophiles around me down there thanks.

men who like shaved pussies are pedophiles huh?


horsefeathers!

Real men tend to be into whatever the women in their lives are into, or vice versa. While I do prefer some hair down there as I said in the OP, I'm sure I could completely get into a shaved muff. I'm flexible on this matter.

hey I'm willing to admit that everyone is entitled to their opinion on the matter. This happens to be MY view. Everyone is welcome to share or NOT share my opinion on it.

That happens to be how I see it. It's an issue I've worked on trying to get over. I can't. Nothing anyone is going to say will change MY mind on this one. I completely respect everyone's right to agree with me or DIS agree with me , regardless of where their opinion falls on the subject.

All it really comes down to at the end of the say is, if you want to be playing with me, that area is either natural or trimmed. To state a strong preference for it to be bald is to get the boot out of my bed and life, and to state said preference BEFORE making it that far just ensures you will NEVER get there. Thats all. It's no biggie gentlemen. You want that sort of thing - I'm not it, go find it. Thats all. Unlike DaveMatrix, I'm NOT flexible on the matter.

That's right, bitches... I don't just go away. Answer me. :D

So if you met your dream man, everything you ever wanted in a man, I mean just absolutely perfect for you, but he preferred that you shaved your monkey, you'd just let him go???

Yeah Dave. I would. What can I say... Some hang ups we never get over...

For the record, I have good reason for this particular one being cemented in place.

(to decode that for the masses - theres a story there I don't want to get into more than I would think you could surmise from my stance on the subject)

Hypothetically speaking your dream guy only preferred that you shave, he wasnt adamant about it. I wasnt trying to pry into your personal life. I thought you might teach your dream man about the satiating pleasure of a nice bush, thats all.

I notice that still no one has answered abayas question ....

What can I say I want to know how a vagina can look like an apes nose or catchers mit myself ....

To me they've always looked kinda like dried fruit -- a slightly mishappen apricot (in comparison to normal dried apricots) or a fig maybe but I don't see the correlation between an apes nose or a catchers mit.

Hmmmm.........this is dissimilar to anything I've ever seen.

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...60_18923_1.jpg

Well......I dont think so.

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...s/kingkong.jpg

This seems more likely. :orly: (a camels toe)

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...g_w300h278.jpg

AMEN to that!

They're implying that they've never acutllay seen a vagina in their lives so they're merely responding to the rumours gathered at the bowling lanes and billiard halls, ie. the gossip by teenage, high school drop-outs who've never seen one either. :thumbsup:

Yup.

You might deem it superficial but people are superficial beings. We like to believe ourselves above such pettiness, but it's in our nature.

Or are you saying that, as a women, you've never asked a guy to trim himself for you?

Yes, I can honestly say I have NEVER asked a guy to trim for me.

I've never asked any of my partners to change themself in that fashion - as for vaginal appearance - judging someone on that is like a girl taking a guy into the bedroom and saying

"Sorry you're not long / thick enough for this ride. Thanks though"

Vaginal appearance can in some aspects be dictated by genetics, same as penis length / girth.

Well, then I'll chalk it up to a guy thing (Men are, after all, more visually stimulated than women are). Sorry, but I just find lots of hair to be a turn-off. A little patch of hair is fine; Housing the Amazon jungle isn't. Besides, I keep myself relatively trimmed so I don't think it's too much to ask for a woman to do the same.

Nope, have never asked a guy to trim himself. Then again, only been with two guys where it really mattered... the one guy shaved regularly to make his dick and balls look bigger (which I thought was pretty arrogant and gross, actually), and the other guy I married... and he trims as a matter of course, not because of anything I've said. If he didn't trim, would I care? Well, in terms of going down on him, it might make it slightly more difficult (getting long hair caught in my teeth), but otherwise I wouldn't care. As long as he washed regularly and kept it clean, why should I ever hold something like that against someone I loved?

The thing is, I don't really care about hair preferences (or penis shape/size/length, as long as we're discussing superficial things). What I am trying to understand is why ANYONE would compare a vagina (not the hair, but the actual body part) to an ape's nose or a catcher's mitt, in a public forum. That's just unkind and unhelpful.

I'm not saying you should hold it against him, I'm just saying that everyone has their preferences. I don't like women who don't at least take it upon themselves to trim once in a while. I find it unbecoming, unattractive and a complete turn-off. As far as I'm concerned, less is more. I don't see why you WOULND'T at least trim it, anyway (But that's just me).

And, ummm... I don't know anything about a vagina looking like an ape's nose. A taco? Definitely! A catcher's mitt, maybe. But definitely not an ape's nose.

And, off-topic, when a woman says "Size doesn't matter!", she's lying through her teeth (Assuming she has any) :D. Just saying...

Look man, I've made it very clear on other threads that everyone has a right to their own preferences. I am not saying that I don't *appreciate* things like trimming and size and whatnot. Great if it happens. Also great if it doesn't. I don't require them, or hold them against someone if he's not trimming, or if he doesn't have a 100% "normal"/large penis. As long as basic hygiene and skill are in effect, it's alright with me.

The ape's nose and catcher's mitt thing was mentioned by two members earlier in this thread, and they have not yet returned to answer me. I find it extremely unhelpful to post such things on a public forum, with the assumption that it's okay to say these kinds of things. It's downright inconsiderate. The least these people could do is get their asses back on this thread and explain what they are talking about.

I don't wanna be the village retard, but I'd say we're pretty much on topic here.

I mean... I didn't get lost anywhere in the thread... and I've got the attention span of a teenage boy in a porn store.

[/QUOTE=Midnight]...BUT - that doesnt mean I don't want a man like Leto down there having a look. I totally agree about both my epesiotomy scar, and the fact that there is hair there. I am NOT a little girl and don't want any man near me that wants things shaved bare down there. (well manicured/trimmed of course is more than reasonable to ask for) .../QUOTE]

Now you've done it! so much for concentrating at work.

I'm all about the topic... did someone say we were getting off track? :)

This threads on topic, close enough. Threads go where they will anyway, and its almost impossible to chart the course they will take.

Its either that or someone saw a woman with the largest labia in human history, I think its the former. A catchers mitt??? The pic seems to prove this a major exaggeration, to say the least.

dude, i have seen more porn than a dorm full of fratboys put together. as for "exotic" vag (by exotic, i mean what most men would consider "ugly"), there are sites for that, which i happen to enjoy...

i still wanna see a vag that looks like a catcher's mit and an apes nose. post a pic dammit....

That sounds like something to turn into a merit badge.

Or for me to challenge.

As a guy, I say that bad mouthing vaginae is uncalled for.

Perhaps there are exceptions for the the vagina's owner, but never the vagina......

Ahem....Back on track, to me, I've never seen one that I would call a gorilla's nose or catcher's mitt. I've seen some that I wasn't particularly fond of, but never anything I that would call ugly.

And hair or not, whatever works for the lady is fine for me.

if you take it as a challenge, and you care to accept that challenge, i can point you in a direction to get you started....

not only do i agree totally with every word you typed, i LOVE the use of the plural "vaginae"....

Good point. I didn't think of that. :)

Hi.
I'm new.
First post - huzzah.

I don't find the vagina 'beautiful' as such. I find them interesting, and unique (I didn't truly realise how unique until just a night ago) but not beautiful. I don't think that's indicative of repression, or anything like that - it's an aesthetic thing, and the composition of the shapes don't make a 'beautiful' picture to me.

The female body, however - that's a different story.

As a maven, I would think any like minded person would be interested in good-mouthing the vulvae.


/sorry Had to say it.