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Old 06-18-2007, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've found the perfect woman...

http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_ana...4-0-asc-0.html

Omigod, it has to be fake... but total genius.
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL

luvmywifesass nailed it though:
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I'm speachless... Right now there have to be hundreds of men who have read this saying, "I wonder if my girlfriend would believe this."

Good luck!
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Holy shit... I can't stop laughing.


I wish I had thought of this years ago...


"Honey, I know you don't like the way your ass looks. So I did some research and I've found the perfect way to help you. I have to ass fuck you twice a day and when I come it has to be deep inside you. It's medically proven to make your ass bigger. Now pull down your pants and bend over... "
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I KNOW!

That has to be the best thread I've ever read involving a complete idiot.
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Old 06-18-2007, 10:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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I don't know. My boyfriend said it's been medically proven. That his sperms contains testosterone which is an ingedient in steroids (which make muscles bigger). That's why he says he has to shoot it really deep and I have to hold it in, so that it can absorb.
ROFL...I wonder how big and muscular her throat is....and her vajay jay should be able to crack walnuts!
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Old 06-18-2007, 10:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
Submit to me, you know you want to
 
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I kinda like this response

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Oh yeah, this is totally true. Sperm makes all sorts of things bigger. I'd just moved into my new house, I decided my couch wasn't big enough. So I whacked off over it every day for a week, and now it's twice the size!

You probably don't want to know how I turned my car into a 4x4, do you?
I dont know why.... but somehow that made me think of WK (and I dont mean that in a bad way lol)
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Old 06-18-2007, 10:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL...I wonder how big and muscular her throat is....and her vajay jay should be able to crack walnuts!
I can't crack walnuts myself, but I've opened a stuck mayo jar more than once


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I don't understand, I jerk off 4 times a day and it gets all over me, but my dick isn't getting any bigger. am i doing something wrong?
This one^^ made me laugh loudest.
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Old 06-18-2007, 10:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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oh god, the things you can do with this thread!

I am dumbfounded.
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I hope the girl I'm dating never reads that. She already complains about her ass being too big!
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Haha, that's the dumbest girl I've ever heard of! But if the guy can pull it off, more power to him...
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Seriously, that has to be a guy posting that as a joke. I have a really hard time believing any girl would actually buy that line.
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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c'mon we had the guy here seriously asking about a horizontal pussy...
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Old 06-18-2007, 07:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
That's what she said
 
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I've met girls dumb enough to believe something like that... but in a way I feel like the dumb one for not taking advantage of that fact.


Somehow I think the boyfriend said it as a joke, not thinking she'd take it seriously... but when she did, he just ran with it and exploited it to the full potential. Can you blame him?
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Old 06-18-2007, 07:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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haha! if a girl thinks this is true, she's pretty fucking stupid. but that's still funny as hell!
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Old 06-18-2007, 07:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I wonder how old this original poster is. It sounds like a preteen question. So scary!
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Old 06-18-2007, 11:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Keeping cum in your ass...eww...hahahaha.
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Two bad lotnlots of aynal secks doesnt help yoo spel bettr.

(dirtyrascal7, I can)
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
Delusional... but in a funny way
 
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So, if unprotected anal sex makes your butt bigger, why doesn't unprotected vaginal sex make your abdomen bigger? Oh, wait....

Maybe there's some truth to this rumor
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there.
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there.
Either/or? Why not both?
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