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View Poll Results: What do you do?
Rip each others clothes off and go at it? 50 73.53%
Both fall asleep untouched? 14 20.59%
I don't drink and/or have someone special. 4 5.88%
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Drunk Sex

Scenario:

You go out to the bar with that special someone, and you each tip a few back. At the end of the night, do you:

EDIT: I thought the poll was going to display below the post. Oops. Is there any way to edit the poll to make it clearer?

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Old 05-28-2007, 06:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There should really be an option for only one of you falls asleep untouched.
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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In this sort of scenario... I tend to get better sex than normal. But it is a fine line between drunk and horny and drunk and passing out...
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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In this sort of scenario... I tend to get better sex than normal. But it is a fine line between drunk and horny and drunk and passing out...
That stupid line.

I don't drink much anymore, but I've had both scenarios many times.
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like to walk the line... it's much better than tripping over it.
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Its frustrating when you are the one drunk and horny, and the other party has moved on to drunk and passing out.
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sex after a few drinks almost always ends up being a bit more interesting.
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Usually we have good, hot sex when we've been drinking... it's a lot of fun, and I tend to request anal more when I'm drunk (it feels a lot better then, because I'm way more relaxed anyway). Red wine does the trick especially well.

Of course, the time that I got trashed at ktspktsp's work gala and tripped down some stairs on our way back to the hotel room (he helped me up), and then promptly threw up in the toilet (he held my hair)... THEN asked for anal? Yeah, not so hot. Good on my husband for not taking me up on that offer, not that I remember much of the proceedings anyway.
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Eh, I've found too much drinking relaxes the guy too much....and I dry out...give me sober and horny any day.
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Old 05-28-2007, 01:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I took the first option... but that only goes for my husband and I.
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Old 05-28-2007, 02:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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In that scenario, I would think that the objective for the entire night would be to "rip each others' clothes off and go at it"... however, as we all know, it doesn't always work out that way.
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Old 05-28-2007, 07:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Most definitly first option
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Old 05-28-2007, 07:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Man the alcohol fueled sex used to be the freaky shit at my house. These days when my wife gets back from the gym and showers she is up for things that make me tired the next day and we don't have a hangover either.
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Old 05-28-2007, 08:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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usually the go at it option

but GG is a light weight and is a sleepy drunk so I gotta get her going and wanting sex, not sleep, and then its all good
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Old 05-28-2007, 08:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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sorry....im not perfect
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Depends on the person I'm with, but the girl I've been seeing lately absolutely loves me after a few drinks, so I went with the first option.
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Some of the best was drunk. I had scratches for a month from one of those nights. But Ive done that not drunk, so its just another night for me. Luckily Ive never experienced being too drunk and not being able to get it up. I try not to get too plastered if I drink.
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:15 AM   #18 (permalink)
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*LOL* What is funny about this is that while for most women alcohol increases bonking hormones, it usually decreases the male's abilities to have intercourse. It's happenned more than once that my partner and I have been drinking and the alcohol will put me right in the mood and my partner far from it!
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'll go for the other option. More often than not, it ends up really good, but there are times that one of us falls asleep.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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She doesn't drink.

That and we haven't had sex since mid-March.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:57 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I guess what brought this thread on was being frustrated after a particular evening. When my wife and I first started dating, we went out every evening and ended up getting our freak on most of the time. I have some very fond memories of those nights. Very hot and steamy, and the alcohol seemed to promote an adventurous bedroom spirit.

Now we don't go out often, and when we do, the post drinking spirit is sleepy.
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:57 AM   #22 (permalink)
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If i'm planning on sex later, I don't drink. The performance I give has a reputation to maintain, and I can't perform as normal if there's any alcohol in me.
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:18 PM   #23 (permalink)
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