Do you send your pets out of the room when you have sex?
 

My GF is the most beautiful and sexually uninhibited woman I've ever known. But when we first made love at my place she coyly asked me to make sure to place my border collie outside of the room because she was embarrassed. I had no problem with that but I just thought it was amusing.

So here's another useless poll:

I would prefer to have the cats out of the room (sudden hissing and races over the bed are distracting, heh), but it's something I didn't put a lot of effort into. Locating and dragging a black cat or two out from under the bed when they don't want to go is more than a bit of a pain.

I definitely don't want them on the bed though.

Like Sultana, I'd prefer my cat to not be in the room. But in the heat of the moment, I am not going out of my way to find him.

I don't really worry about it all that much.

I think the dog is more embarrassed than we would ever be... if he could do it I am sure he would roll his eyes, "here we go again" as he sheepishly leaves the room.

I don't need cats crawling on us while we're busy. They're all "what-cha dooooing?"

I prefer to leave my dog out of the room because she tries to play and get attention, eats condom wrappers, pokes my butt with her cold nose, etc.

One of our current cats will stay on the foot of the bed unless we shoo her off. All we need to do is give her a nudge and she gets the idea, she'll just sit in the corner and wait until we're done. So, no we don't kick her out, just down.

A cat we had a long time ago was more aggressive. He was a mostly outdoor cat and when we'd start getting hot and heavy, he'd come up by our heads and start yowling and swatting at us. That was more funny than anything. But as soon as he started that, we had to kick him out.

I don't like to have our cats in the room. They always pick the wrong time to do something naughty.

I could care less. On occasion one of the cats will get on the bed and lay down while we do the nasty. Its not like they havent seen us naked... now if they caused problems that would be a lil different!

My preference is to be truly alone while our naughty bits are busy. However,
the wife's dog stays in the room because if I insisted on kicking it out, there'd be no reason to kick it out.

I'm not interested in interference. Sorry, kiddo.

"kiddo"?
I'm old enough to be your dad, son.

cute beagle btw

The "kiddo" was to the beagle, not the longbough.

i have a husky.
huskies in general are the sex police.
they will do anything they can to prevent physical contact of any intimate kind from taking place on their watch.
su tong the wonder husky will jump on us. he will decide that now is the time to give us his paw--forcefully--over and over. he will start yelling at us in husky and then jump on us. THIS SHALL NOT STAND he will say. i never really know what the "this" refers to. this bewilders me.

so we have to place him in a different room.
there is no choice.
well there is one.
it just isn't a good one.

hahaha - good name for the cute beast

It's one of Jack's many nicknames.

Well, we used to leave my boyfriend's dog in the room. He would normally just lay around or if one of our heads or our toes were hanging over the edge he'd come up and sniff. He died last year though so now neither of us have pets living with us. Depending on where we live next year I may try to get a cat and I guess we'll have to see how it acts.

We have big dogs. If we let them stay in the room, they would sit next to the bed and stare. And sigh. And stare. So yes, we send them out.

I think he'd find it entertaining and think we were playing. I've never actually tried it with the dog in the room, but I'd rather not find out what he thinks about the experience.

Once while enjoying a session with my wife, my dog licked my foot which was hanging over the edge of the bed. This was so unexpected that it destroyed my concentration causing a premature ending to the whole experience. Since that time, no pets in the bedroom during sex.

Unless the animal is going to physically bother you by jumping on the bed or something I don't see any reason to kick them out. I jerk off with them in the room too. They don't care one way or the other.

Our cat always clears out of the way when things start happening. :D

But we joke that we should've named her "Cuddles", because within 10 seconds of us stopping, it seems like she invariably comes into the room and jumps on the bed. :lol:

Rottie likes to watch.

I personally don't enjoy having a pet in the room and it kind of bothers me, however, the guy I am/was seeing (whatever is going on right now) allows his Husky in the room with us. She just lays on the floor at the foot of the bed and watches, she hasn't ever joined in or gotten close to us while we are doing it but I'm kind of tense I don't want her nose sneaking up on me!

No pets in the room while action is happening. I don't think pets should ever be in the bedroom, period.

I also won't sleep if there are animals in the room due to a bad experience where someone's cat got bored and woke me up by jumping on my fucking face. Tramatic.

Hmm.. once, when the cats were just kittens, Punkin started nibbling on Q's feet in the middle of things. Q manfully ignored him and went on. :lol:

In general, we just kick them off the bed. Other than that, I'm too busy to care what the CATS are doing.

Yet another reason I love my birds. They don't care and certainly don't bother us if we decide to get busy outside of the bedroom.

Nah. I don't have to. He usually hauls tail when he realizes what we're up to.

As long as they stay off the bed, no problem

The question is, "Do you think your pet knows what you are doing?"

I say, you betcha they know.

No way they are gonna watch what's going on.

:eek:

I'd like to but we have no doors in our house... and honestly... the cats are way more important to my girlfriend then I am.

I make them watch. Always.

I generally try to remove them from the room. I have had too many scratches on my back from the cats to keep them in the room. My dog is fine though, she's chill =)

Animals seem to me to think about sex much less unnaturally than people do. Why send them away from the area unless they're interfering?

...(tic) both cats and dogs usually yawn and take a nap as soon as they find they're not invited...

(hangs head)

God, I remember this one time in 2005... had this cuddly black Manx housecat, Demetrius, and he used my nuts as a speedbag for about .8 seconds while I was pumping away on her with the legs-up missionary.

It didn't hurt as much as it scared the absolute holy-jesus-ninja outta me.

One of our cats is a complete attention whore, and since sex generally entails that he is receiving no attention whatsoever, he does his damndest to distract us until he receives the aforementioned attention. This consists of jumping on the bed, swatting our heads, meowing loudly, and generally making a nuisance of himself.

After a couple of instances of such behavior, said cat has been banned from the bedroom during intimate relations.

Since we are trying to get our two chihuahuas to breed, we just let them watch, to see if they can get the idea of what to do........(ok people...it's a JOKE!)....lol

during a particularly heated encounter, we had my cat crawl right up between his legs and stare at me over his back. that was enough of that.

I hear you, Push-Pull. I'm lucky my lady let's me keep the beast out of the bed. I'm not a fan of a big dog sharing my bedroom in any capacity. It has distracted her while she was doing her thing, and that alone is reason to have the dog gone. But it stays there and pants and sighs and watches. I quite frankly find a pet an unwanted and inhibiting distraction :sad:

btw the poll hasn't got an option for "male, partially whipped, leaves the damned things alone in spite of his own wishes" so I never voted.

Ironically, I just saw this thread after leaving the bedroom. I checked I don't and I'm male (because I really don't care), although before we started I did put the dogs in their crates at my wife's request.

Busts a gut laughing.. :rofl:

i wouldnt want to corrupt their innocent minds :|

Right, they have *no* idea what mating is. :p Haven't you ever heard the howling or caterwauling outside? Man, they're worse than we are! :D

But like Ratbastid said... always a struggle to keep them off of ME, let alone the bed. Nosy little buggers.

our old cat never really cared, but our dog needs to know what is going on, if we are in bed, he needs to be up there with us, so he gets kicked out of the room

This was my belly laugh for the day. You, sir, have just won the thread.

As for my own personal experience, well... I find the question of whether or not I kick the cat out of the bedroom presupposes two things :

1) that when I get down and dirty with a girl it's going to happen in the bedroom and

2) that when said event happens I'm going to have the presence of mind to actually think of the cat.

Let's be frank here. I'm a dude. From the point that her top comes off onward, there's nothing else on my mind.

Yes, I dug up this thread through some weird act of Google and now that I have pets, I can respond to it.

Anyways, no, we don't. Sometimes they'll even stay on the bed. We joke about having an audience.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't care, really, I don't either way, unless they distract me, then I care.....

We never sent my old cat out of the room and for the most part he slept thru our sexcapades but periodically he would get rowdy.

One time when im2smrt4u wasn't letting him up on the bed to love on me, cuz he was trying to get some lovins of his own, I noticed the cat glaring at him. I watched as Midnight walked over to im2smrt4u's shirt lying on the floor stand on it all the while never breaking his gaze. I told Steven he better get up and get his shirt because Midnight was gonna piss on it, all he did was say he better not. Sure enough, still giving Steven the evil eye we heard the inevitable whizzing sound. All I could do was laugh my ass off. I told Steven he couldn't be mad, I warned him and before him Midnight never had to compete for my love....God I miss that cat!

The animals are removed before we even start LOL.

Sometimes if it's elsewhere in the house we don't even think about it, but in the bedroom, because our bed is their bed, they have to sleep out on the couch while we are busy ;)

I make them watch. I have been trying to train one cats to hold a video camera, but the issue of "thumbs" has come up, and she is being a really bitch about it.

I wouldn't, but my cat has a bad habit of jumping up on the bed and nuzzling me, even when I'm thrusting into someone. So I just send her out and close the door.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:thumbsup:

The cat staring with an accusing look that's saying "What are you doing to her? Murder?" is kind of off-putting so ejection is required!

I tend to shoo my cats from the room if I can...luckily they're pretty good about getting the hell out of dodge when the see me going into the bedroom with gentleman company. Afterwards, however....

I usually don't worry about my pets watching but having my cat leap off the armoire onto my ass was, in my eyes, a BIG surprise.

:lol:

Made me think of Bill Hicks... "In many parts of our troubled world, people are yelling 'Revolution!'. In Tennessee they're yelling 'Evolution!...We want our thumbs!"


:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Who was Bill?

in a past life, no. we didn't keep the dog out of the room and i got paranoid at first but learned to ignore.

I always think that dogs know men, women and sex. I once witnessed a dog climbing a girl with raging hard on. I was taken aback seeing the angle, aim it had towards her pivate parts. Adults in the situation handled it very carefully. I will never choose to keep them inside bedroom during sex :(

I've had exactly ONE dog nose in my butt whilst trying to please a lady. Never again. And cats do love to swat at moving things, so no

it always depended on the particular pet that was around at the time.
the guy i was with last had two cats that couldn't care less. just kind of sit and watch sometimes...perverts :P
and my old dog caught the hint after being shoved away.
but the last cat i had would basically attack. i mean, seriously....drawing blood.
so obviously he got banished to a bedroom.

Having animals in the bedroom is awkward. Not because I'm embarrassed by their presence, but because they seem to think they need to be in the middle of everything. They like to stare.

After a cold nose to my fiance's butt, the dog now goes into her kennel if she is awake. If she is already sleeping, then we just leave her on the edge of the bed.

It would just be distracting. We have kids, too, so the door is always closed if the robot is getting lucky. But even without the kids, animals or any other distractions in the room wouldn't work for me.

I have a fish in a bowl on our kitchen bar cabinet so my husband and I don't worry about it (how do you find gender on a fish?) during bedroom recreational times. I do joke to my husband when he comes up behind me to nuzzle or kiss me, that the fish is watching. It is now just a running joke of ours that we can't do anything that will corrupt the fish.

Our bedroom has always been off limits to our pets. I insisted on this policy because at our peak we had two dogs & four cats, all indoors pets (we were Strays-R-Us for many years, we could not say no to a stray animal).

My ex had a dog and it would always stick its head on our asses if I was standing up and she was on the end of the bed. We tried to close the door but sometimes we just got busy and forgot all about the dog (up until its face was in her cooch or my ass)

Thank you for that one. I laughed until I had to pee.

Reminded me of the cat that would hide under our bed and pop out at 'inopportune moments' to swat at my hair or bite our toes, then duck back under the bed until it was time for the next attack. His name was Trouble.