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That list was written by a male.
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Generally speaking, the two lists seem to cancel each other out. What a confusing crock of crap if you read both carefully side by side. "Don't nudge her head." vs. "When he nudges your head, do something." "Don't blow a load on her." vs. "He's gonna blow a load on you." Very funny in a George Carlin kinda way, but what the hell is anybody supposed to get out of it when they're direct opposites of each other? Beginner's tips for the broad carnal first-time activity audience? Sure. Real deal: Communication +1 as everybody with a brain has said. Quote:
That and most of us aren't using women like gas stations (pump, pay, go). Except maybe World's King... he's on a mission from God. |
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The worst offender is the guy who knows what women want, or thinks he knows what you like. Truth is he has no clue but telling the truth will shatter his ego or he refuses to believe you because all the other women he's been with love it when he does it that way (or so he believes as the cycle's already begun). When that happens, you've got to kick him to the curb unless he can handle a reality check. You can't expect a relationship to work, even a purely sexual one, if two way communication isn't happening. |
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... I know I'm taking it the completely wrong way, but it kinda feels like: Girl: "Ya know you're good, I've had bigger." Guy: "Well, my last girlfriend's ass wasn't a coffee table." ... I just don't see too many people being that "cocky" (rimshot) during sex. A naked man with an erection is a decidedly humble man 99% of the time. |
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Some men are overconfident because they've slept with so many women or maybe had a woman who made him believe he was godlike. I dunno. But there are many out there based on my own experiences when I was younger, and from years of girl talk. By reality check, I mean a guy who can take a constructive criticism. I mean, how sweetly can a gal say "Gee, babe, I know you've told me that Exbabygirl loved it when you did that, but it hurts me and it feels so much better when you do this." Women shouldn't lie to men but some guys don't want to believe that they don't know all there is to know. It may not be you, but believe me, these guys are out there. |
One can avoid those problems when you simply keep a dialogue open during sex. I am a thesaurus of alternatives for "How does this feel?" (because saying "How does this feel?" often enough gets old).
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If you need a list you are doing it wrong.
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Uhh... is there anything that we do is right?
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40 mistakes, eh? Well, we must be doing something right.
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Personal opinion: Most of the points on that list come from someone too uptight to really be enjoying themselves.
Communication (while IN the act) is important. Making a list of no-nos is just silly and asking for boring vanilla sex all the time. |
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If you are looking for a gentle, slow and erotic lovemaking session most of the suggestions are fine. If you like it hard and rough.. most of those "dont's" are "do's." I like a bit more adventure then some but to follow all that would bore me to bits.
... and Crompsin:(Will, I don't think, "UHHN! How ya like that, betch!?" counts.) Sometimes it does... sometimes it is exactly what is needed. |
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For me, the one with Mistakes Men Make was written more light heartedly than the Womans Mistakes one. The first one seemed to actually have some good pointers whereas the second one (for me) seemed to assume women are stupid, and exist soley for the man\'s pleasure. I got kind of annoyed by the end of the Womens Mistakes one. |
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i think number 10) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. is pretty funny and is something ill try for laughs
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I could give a shit about half of that stuff...I'm more interested in actually doing the nasty, not breaking it down into 40 dos and don'ts.
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... Okay, no more pearls of wisdom from me. |
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In the same respect I always liked the "Go really fast, come first, jump out of bed, yell, I win. Then do a victory lap around the bed with your arms in the air." |
I'd do that race... but then I'd feel like I missed a turn somewhere... probably back at Girly O-Town.
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This made me laugh so much! What a funny thought!:thumbsup: |
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Yeah that shit would be forgiveable if she was 20 and only had one or two partners before she got married. she ain and she didn't
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Kidding. Kind of. A list with more than about a half dozen issues does not need to be presented. It needs to be nailed to a cathedral door so we can all fight over it for the next century. Not learning from mistakes is the only real mistake. |
I think a little bit of understanding with these kinds of mistakes (although the list at the top is hilarious) is how you get through awkward moments such as these. However, I think that the list is great advice for anyone who doesn't know.
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Just an observation... If this was, in fact, written by a male, how does he know what cum tastes like?!?!?!? I don't know that I want to take advice on pleasing women from a gay man, and if he's not gay, I don't want to take the advice of a man who has somehow tasted cum without it being gay. |
If you've never tried it, how do you know you're not gay?
Testing it out isn't gay. Testing it out with another man and enjoying it is gay. Just checking is nothing more than experience. / Not gay. Have checked. |
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