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Redlemon 04-17-2007 06:19 AM

Cake and Cunnilingus Day... was April 14th
 
Sorry I didn't get to post that information ahead of time, but I only found out that same day, and I didn't have time to come online here.

In the tradition of Feburary 14th (Valentine's Day), and March 14th (Steak and Blowjob Day) (also on TFP at Happy Steak and a BJ day! - Tilted Forum Project), comes the logical next step:

every April 14th is Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

We managed to celebrate this one quite nicely. I know it's too late for everyone else, but I just wanted to put it out there so that perhaps we can remember for next year.

(I kind of expect May 14th to be Tossed Salad and Salad Tossing Day, but I haven't heard any announcement yet.)

jpmck03 04-17-2007 06:43 AM

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Jim Kata 04-17-2007 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpmck03
This just seems contradictory...

wasn't "Steak and Blow Job Day" the male answer to dealing with Valentine's day?

Which would make the female alternative to dealing with "Steak and Blow Job Day" ... Valentine's Day(?)

Right? :confused:

Thats exactly what I was thinking.

But I can totally get down with the Tossing Salad Day. Lets get this in motion!

jpmck03 04-17-2007 08:43 AM

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Bill O'Rights 04-17-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpmck03
wasn't "Steak and Blow Job Day" the male answer to dealing with Valentine's day?

Ummm...yeah.

What gives?

Redlemon 04-17-2007 09:10 AM

As far as I can figure, February 14th is all flowers and romance and expensive gifts and stuff. April 14th is for women who like sex.

edit: From their homepage...
Quote:

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is about celebrating female pleasure. It's about putting our orgasms on the agenda and demanding pleasure equality! It's about lying back and gorging on chocolate mud cake while our lover sticks his eager tongue into our pussy!

Valentine's Day is for lovers, no matter what their gender. It's about emotion, about committment, about relationships.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a little more carnally obsessed. Forget the roses! This day puts the focus on women, their sexuality... and their tastebuds!

Jetée 04-17-2007 10:05 AM

I'm sorry, but I have to this before somone else beats me to the punch:
"You can't have your cake and eat it, too."

As far as I can figure, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a pragmatically win-win situational holiday that would benefit both sexes need for a good fuck, as well as a tasty desert. Now what's wrong with that? It may seem to be too ideal.

robot_parade 04-17-2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
I'm sorry, but I have to this before somone else beats me to the punch:
"You can't have your cake and eat it, too."

As far as I can figure, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a pragmatically win-win situational holiday that would benefit both sexes need for a good fuck, as well as a tasty desert. Now what's wrong with that? It may seem to be too ideal.

A good fuck? Who would want to fuck a cake?

loquitur 04-17-2007 07:07 PM

if it was up to me, every day would be cake and cunnilingus day.

serlindsipity 04-17-2007 09:14 PM

well at least in teh end, the frosting would taste better than cum.... but oh god Robot I just fell out of my chair over that one.

I think this should keep going for every month. what happens in May and june?!?

dirtyrascal7 04-17-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
(I kind of expect May 14th to be Tossed Salad and Salad Tossing Day, but I haven't heard any announcement yet.)

That doesn't have the same appeal to me that Steak & BJ Day does, or even Cake and Cunnilingus Day...

My vote for May 14th is 69 and a 6-pack Day :)

waltert 04-17-2007 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loquitur
if it was up to me, every day would be cake and cunnilingus day.

probably wouldnt be good for your health in the long run to have cake every day.

absorbentishe 04-18-2007 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyrascal7
My vote for May 14th is 69 and a 6-pack Day :)

I second that!

Although, I'm game for almost anything.

Charlatan 04-18-2007 09:59 AM

Pastry and Pussy day is what I'm waiting for...

Tamerlain 04-18-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltert
probably wouldnt be good for your health in the long run to have cake every day.

Probably very good for your health in the long run to get cunnilingus everyday though.

-Tamerlain

Jetée 04-18-2007 10:11 AM

According to recent studies, it would seem as though who frequently indulge in S&M are healthier than those of us who don't. Go figure.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-18-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
"You can't have your cake and eat it, too."

.[/I]


Sure you can:thumbsup: .

stevie667 04-18-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robot_parade
A good fuck? Who would want to fuck a cake?

What about pie and cunnilingus day?

tecoyah 04-18-2007 03:10 PM

Thing is....I didnt even know about the celebration, but enjoyed both anyway...Woo Hoo.

Must be my Psychic streak.

serlindsipity 04-18-2007 08:37 PM

ok, May 14th is 6-pack and 69 day, so what do we do for June?!?

Keep the awesome ideas flowing you sexy people you!

Jetée 04-18-2007 08:55 PM

Flag Day?

analog 04-18-2007 09:28 PM

Chicks are trying to double-up on their pampering holidays! lol

absorbentishe 04-19-2007 06:26 AM

June should be alcohol and analingus.

Redlemon 04-20-2007 05:12 AM

You know, if somebody is feeling creative, we could probably develop a web page for whatever May 14 should be, and I think we could get a link from the Fleshbot blog (that's where I heard about the April 14th holiday). That could be another good source of new users.

Whaddayall think?

ItWasMe 04-20-2007 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
...May 14 should be, and I think we could get a link from the Fleshbot blog...

Don't forget May 18th, the anniversary of the 1980 Mt St Helens eruption. That was something. We were visiting friends in a nearby area when it happened. It was like a bad snow day here, only all ash. Had to wear masks.

Cynthetiq 04-13-2008 03:56 PM

Well hot damn... I gotta get ready for this...

snowy 04-13-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
Well hot damn... I gotta get ready for this...

Good bump, Cyn!

ratbastid 04-13-2008 04:03 PM

The cake is a lie.

Lucifer 04-13-2008 04:21 PM

I'm all set for this, I'm at my new girlfriend's house on the mainland, I flew over here last night with a mango cheesecake (homemade by me) in my luggage, and I'm already for the day!

Esoteric 04-14-2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
The cake is a lie.

:lol:

Daniel_ 04-14-2008 10:31 AM

We had both. :)

Shauk 04-14-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyrascal7
That doesn't have the same appeal to me that Steak & BJ Day does, or even Cake and Cunnilingus Day...

My vote for May 14th is 69 and a 6-pack Day :)

close enough to my birthday to make it worthwhile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItWasMe
Don't forget May 18th, the anniversary of the 1980 Mt St Helens eruption. That was something. We were visiting friends in a nearby area when it happened. It was like a bad snow day here, only all ash. Had to wear masks.

this is actually my birthday.

the world wept at my birth.

PonyPotato 04-14-2008 12:55 PM

blah

ring 04-14-2008 01:05 PM

ummmmm...filing for an extension....till friday...

snowy 04-14-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merleniau
Okay, there's a cake on my countertop (made it last night), but Crompsin is in class all day.. damnit.

Niiice.

I have the afternoon free, and the SO is at work till five. Perhaps I will bake a cake. :suave:

Redlemon 04-14-2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
The cake is a lie.

You are merely trying to avoid the holiday, since it means twice as much work for you...

I can't celebrate this year. My wife is sick. :(

Shauk 04-14-2008 05:11 PM

wah, I don't even have a woman in my life, at least not one i'd celebrate with, :D

Lucifer 04-14-2008 05:26 PM

the cake is still in the fridge cause we both had a huge dinner after seeing "Smart People", but I did have the cunnilingus earlier!

World's Queen 04-16-2008 11:13 AM

Do you eat them both at the same time? Is there a system to this? I don't even like cake.

Charlatan 04-16-2008 02:29 PM

The wife wasn't interested.


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