Redlemon

Sorry I didn't get to post that information ahead of time, but I only found out that same day, and I didn't have time to come online here.

In the tradition of Feburary 14th (Valentine's Day), and March 14th (Steak and Blowjob Day) (also on TFP at Happy Steak and a BJ day! - Tilted Forum Project), comes the logical next step:

every April 14th is Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

We managed to celebrate this one quite nicely. I know it's too late for everyone else, but I just wanted to put it out there so that perhaps we can remember for next year.

(I kind of expect May 14th to be Tossed Salad and Salad Tossing Day, but I haven't heard any announcement yet.)

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Jim Kata

Thats exactly what I was thinking.

But I can totally get down with the Tossing Salad Day. Lets get this in motion!

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Bill O'Rights

Ummm...yeah.

What gives?

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Redlemon

As far as I can figure, February 14th is all flowers and romance and expensive gifts and stuff. April 14th is for women who like sex.

edit: From their homepage...

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Jetée

I'm sorry, but I have to this before somone else beats me to the punch:
"You can't have your cake and eat it, too."

As far as I can figure, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a pragmatically win-win situational holiday that would benefit both sexes need for a good fuck, as well as a tasty desert. Now what's wrong with that? It may seem to be too ideal.

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robot_parade

A good fuck? Who would want to fuck a cake?

loquitur

if it was up to me, every day would be cake and cunnilingus day.

serlindsipity

well at least in teh end, the frosting would taste better than cum.... but oh god Robot I just fell out of my chair over that one.

I think this should keep going for every month. what happens in May and june?!?

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dirtyrascal7

That doesn't have the same appeal to me that Steak & BJ Day does, or even Cake and Cunnilingus Day...

My vote for May 14th is 69 and a 6-pack Day

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waltert

probably wouldnt be good for your health in the long run to have cake every day.

absorbentishe

I second that!

Although, I'm game for almost anything.

Charlatan

Pastry and Pussy day is what I'm waiting for...

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Tamerlain

Probably very good for your health in the long run to get cunnilingus everyday though.

-Tamerlain

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Jetée

According to recent studies, it would seem as though who frequently indulge in S&M are healthier than those of us who don't. Go figure.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Sure you can .

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stevie667

What about pie and cunnilingus day?

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tecoyah

Thing is....I didnt even know about the celebration, but enjoyed both anyway...Woo Hoo.

Must be my Psychic streak.

serlindsipity

ok, May 14th is 6-pack and 69 day, so what do we do for June?!?

Keep the awesome ideas flowing you sexy people you!

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Jetée

Flag Day?

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analog

Chicks are trying to double-up on their pampering holidays! lol

absorbentishe

June should be alcohol and analingus.

Redlemon

You know, if somebody is feeling creative, we could probably develop a web page for whatever May 14 should be, and I think we could get a link from the Fleshbot blog (that's where I heard about the April 14th holiday). That could be another good source of new users.

Whaddayall think?

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ItWasMe

Don't forget May 18th, the anniversary of the 1980 Mt St Helens eruption. That was something. We were visiting friends in a nearby area when it happened. It was like a bad snow day here, only all ash. Had to wear masks.

Cynthetiq

Well hot damn... I gotta get ready for this...

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snowy

Good bump, Cyn!

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ratbastid

The cake is a lie.

Lucifer

I'm all set for this, I'm at my new girlfriend's house on the mainland, I flew over here last night with a mango cheesecake (homemade by me) in my luggage, and I'm already for the day!

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We had both.

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Shauk

close enough to my birthday to make it worthwhile.

this is actually my birthday.

the world wept at my birth.

PonyPotato

blah

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ring

ummmmm...filing for an extension....till friday...

snowy

Niiice.

I have the afternoon free, and the SO is at work till five. Perhaps I will bake a cake.

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Redlemon

You are merely trying to avoid the holiday, since it means twice as much work for you...

I can't celebrate this year. My wife is sick.

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Shauk

wah, I don't even have a woman in my life, at least not one i'd celebrate with,

Lucifer

the cake is still in the fridge cause we both had a huge dinner after seeing "Smart People", but I did have the cunnilingus earlier!

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World's Queen

Do you eat them both at the same time? Is there a system to this? I don't even like cake.

Charlatan

The wife wasn't interested.

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