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ry0ronin · 04-20-2003, 06:24 PM

Need some advice to be more exotic in bed for my partner.
im male
thanks

wraithhibn · 04-20-2003, 07:15 PM

dude, your gonna need to give a little more detail than that. like what youve done, what you want to do, etc. we cant work wiht no info

BoCo · 04-20-2003, 07:19 PM

Suck that clit 'til the sun comes up, buddy!

sub zero · 04-20-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wraithhibn
dude, your gonna need to give a little more detail than that. like what youve done, what you want to do, etc. we cant work wiht no info

purdy much

otherwise, dress up in a monkey suit and go ape on her

i8one2 · 04-20-2003, 08:34 PM

thats very easy without any more details needed here......READY... here goes...GET OUT OF BED and find somwhere else. Check the tittie board, plenty of ideas.. kitchen, bathroom, park, in a garden etcc..... good luck!

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 08:42 PM

ask your partner in a non-threatening way what might spice things up "even more"

Slims · 04-20-2003, 10:45 PM

Get a book, the Joy of Sex is a good one. Don't, in the words of Monty Python: "Stampede the Clitoris" right away. give her a nice massage or something and get things going as slow as you can possibly stand. Then mix things up a little bit.

Atropos4 · 04-21-2003, 12:22 AM

a nice long oily massage would probably rev her up

from the toes to the fingertips!

Mr.Deflok · 04-21-2003, 12:49 AM

Handcuffs

Nuff said

juanvaldes · 04-21-2003, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by i8one2
thats very easy without any more details needed here......READY... here goes...GET OUT OF BED and find somwhere else. Check the tittie board, plenty of ideas.. kitchen, bathroom, park, in a garden etcc..... good luck!

good advice, also have sex at a different TIME then normal.

Mango · 04-21-2003, 08:14 AM

Go down, stay down.

hotzot · 04-21-2003, 09:27 AM

role playing

eyeronic · 04-21-2003, 10:12 AM

Wear a little lone ranger bandit mask and spiderman underoos. Run around the room spanking yourself and then make her suck your weenus while you yodel a tune. Finally, clamp vices on your nipples and attach a heavy weight to your scrotum and have her beat you with a Commodore Vic20 while you cower in shame. This has really worked for a lot of friends of mine.

blkdmnd · 04-21-2003, 11:32 AM

One word, anal. Oh yeah, one more word, gently.

zfleebin · 04-21-2003, 05:40 PM

Do it whatever your doing 20times slower and see how long you can make foreplay last.

gjbourke · 04-21-2003, 05:54 PM

How funny is this post:

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeronic
Wear a little lone ranger bandit mask and spiderman underoos. Run around the room spanking yourself and then make her suck your weenus while you yodel a tune. Finally, clamp vices on your nipples and attach a heavy weight to your scrotum and have her beat you with a Commodore Vic20 while you cower in shame. This has really worked for a lot of friends of mine.

This has to be one of the most open ended threads ever. Specifics! Specifics!
Go slow, communicate, and "Get her".

gjbourke · 04-21-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote for the day"
"don't worry it only seems kinky the first time."

ratbastid · 04-21-2003, 06:09 PM

Find a phone booth. Fuck there.

gibber71 · 04-22-2003, 10:14 AM

Get drunk.That brings out the slut in everyone.

neoinoakleys · 04-22-2003, 10:32 AM

More info...but try it in another location...maybe a hotel or something....

I got an idea...rent a hot tub...there are plenty of places around the country where you can rent a private hot tub and do whatever you want in them...LOTS of FUN....:-)

Memalvada · 04-22-2003, 12:45 PM

Do some experimenting/exploring with your partner and: Get her feedback!!!

Exploring new things together can get to be quite fun

Met22 · 04-22-2003, 12:47 PM

BuCo is right
work it long and hard
make her cum over and over again
ask her what she wants, do it
Don't do it always in bed, try the back yard

mongo · 04-23-2003, 01:19 PM

Ask her what she likes...what feels good to her...Let her take control and do what she wants maybe...When my wife and I got married she always wanted it the standard way...Her on the bottom me on top...I finally talked her in to trying it with her on top...She has learned that up there she can make it feel the best to her...Now it's hard to get her to do it any other way...Sometimes it's hard to talk to your partner about these things.I don't think you should just spring out of the closet wearing a Superman cape and elephant ear underwear...She might freak and shoot you...lol....Talk to her a little first..Try to get her in to something different..It will be much more pleasureable for her if she's on board too.....Unless she's freaky like that.But if that was the case I think you'd be asking how can I make her stop.

louiedog · 04-23-2003, 07:00 PM

Sometimes Tenacious D(nsfw) knows what's going on....

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

sorry for the thread hijack... i had to do it

LordEden · 04-24-2003, 10:48 AM

I fucking love that song! I agree with jack black, sometimes you got to slow it down. Licking the kitty wouldn't hurt.

liquid_dreams · 04-24-2003, 11:00 AM

the song says it all

Willowsr · 04-25-2003, 07:45 AM

All sound advice... think I'll take some of that home with Me too... who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks... *smile*

analog · 04-26-2003, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeronic
...and have her beat you with a Commodore Vic20 while you cower in shame...

LMFAO That's the fucking FUNNIEST thing i've ever heard. Will a 64 do?

Scorpio · 04-27-2003, 01:05 AM

Flat out ask her what she likes. If you can show special attention to those areas, she won’t be able to get enough. Don't be embarrassed to ask her. More than likely she wants to tell you.

04-20-2003, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
ry0ronin Banned	advice in bed Need some advice to be more exotic in bed for my partner. im male thanks

04-20-2003, 07:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	dude, your gonna need to give a little more detail than that. like what youve done, what you want to do, etc. we cant work wiht no info __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

04-20-2003, 07:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Suck that clit 'til the sun comes up, buddy! __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-20-2003, 08:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	thats very easy without any more details needed here......READY... here goes...GET OUT OF BED and find somwhere else. Check the tittie board, plenty of ideas.. kitchen, bathroom, park, in a garden etcc..... good luck! __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

04-20-2003, 10:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Get a book, the Joy of Sex is a good one. Don't, in the words of Monty Python: "Stampede the Clitoris" right away. give her a nice massage or something and get things going as slow as you can possibly stand. Then mix things up a little bit. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

04-20-2003, 08:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	ask your partner in a non-threatening way what might spice things up "even more"

04-21-2003, 12:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	a nice long oily massage would probably rev her up from the toes to the fingertips! __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-21-2003, 12:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Handcuffs Nuff said

04-21-2003, 08:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Go down, stay down.

04-21-2003, 09:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	role playing __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-21-2003, 10:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Wear a little lone ranger bandit mask and spiderman underoos. Run around the room spanking yourself and then make her suck your weenus while you yodel a tune. Finally, clamp vices on your nipples and attach a heavy weight to your scrotum and have her beat you with a Commodore Vic20 while you cower in shame. This has really worked for a lot of friends of mine. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-21-2003, 11:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	One word, anal. Oh yeah, one more word, gently. __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

04-21-2003, 05:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	Do it whatever your doing 20times slower and see how long you can make foreplay last.

04-21-2003, 05:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
gjbourke Upright	Quote for the day" "don't worry it only seems kinky the first time."

04-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Find a phone booth. Fuck there.

04-22-2003, 10:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Get drunk.That brings out the slut in everyone.

04-22-2003, 10:32 AM	#20 (permalink)
neoinoakleys Psycho Location: Michigan	More info...but try it in another location...maybe a hotel or something.... I got an idea...rent a hot tub...there are plenty of places around the country where you can rent a private hot tub and do whatever you want in them...LOTS of FUN....:-) __________________ It's My Duty to Please That Booty!!

04-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Do some experimenting/exploring with your partner and: Get her feedback!!! Exploring new things together can get to be quite fun __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-22-2003, 12:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
Met22 Junkie Location: X-posed	BuCo is right work it long and hard make her cum over and over again ask her what she wants, do it Don't do it always in bed, try the back yard __________________ Living on the west end dreaming of the theater playing in the Metropolis - Dream the Dream Live the Dream

04-23-2003, 01:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
mongo Crazy Location: Florida	Ask her what she likes...what feels good to her...Let her take control and do what she wants maybe...When my wife and I got married she always wanted it the standard way...Her on the bottom me on top...I finally talked her in to trying it with her on top...She has learned that up there she can make it feel the best to her...Now it's hard to get her to do it any other way...Sometimes it's hard to talk to your partner about these things.I don't think you should just spring out of the closet wearing a Superman cape and elephant ear underwear...She might freak and shoot you...lol....Talk to her a little first..Try to get her in to something different..It will be much more pleasureable for her if she's on board too.....Unless she's freaky like that.But if that was the case I think you'd be asking how can I make her stop. __________________ Mongo like candy

04-23-2003, 07:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
louiedog Crazy	Sometimes Tenacious D(nsfw) knows what's going on.... This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard sorry for the thread hijack... i had to do it Last edited by louiedog; 04-23-2003 at 07:07 PM..

04-24-2003, 11:00 AM	#26 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	the song says it all

04-25-2003, 07:45 AM	#27 (permalink)
Willowsr Banned Location: Columbus, OH	All sound advice... think I'll take some of that home with Me too... who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks... smile

04-27-2003, 01:05 AM	#29 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Flat out ask her what she likes. If you can show special attention to those areas, she won’t be able to get enough. Don't be embarrassed to ask her. More than likely she wants to tell you.