advice in bed
 

Need some advice to be more exotic in bed for my partner.
im male
thanks

dude, your gonna need to give a little more detail than that. like what youve done, what you want to do, etc. we cant work wiht no info

Suck that clit 'til the sun comes up, buddy!

purdy much


otherwise, dress up in a monkey suit and go ape on her

thats very easy without any more details needed here......READY... here goes...GET OUT OF BED and find somwhere else. Check the tittie board, plenty of ideas.. kitchen, bathroom, park, in a garden etcc..... good luck!

ask your partner in a non-threatening way what might spice things up "even more"

Get a book, the Joy of Sex is a good one. Don't, in the words of Monty Python: "Stampede the Clitoris" right away. give her a nice massage or something and get things going as slow as you can possibly stand. Then mix things up a little bit.

a nice long oily massage would probably rev her up

from the toes to the fingertips!

Handcuffs

Nuff said

good advice, also have sex at a different TIME then normal.

Go down, stay down.

role playing

Wear a little lone ranger bandit mask and spiderman underoos. Run around the room spanking yourself and then make her suck your weenus while you yodel a tune. Finally, clamp vices on your nipples and attach a heavy weight to your scrotum and have her beat you with a Commodore Vic20 while you cower in shame. This has really worked for a lot of friends of mine.

One word, anal. Oh yeah, one more word, gently.

Do it whatever your doing 20times slower and see how long you can make foreplay last.

How funny is this post:

:D

This has to be one of the most open ended threads ever. Specifics! Specifics!
Go slow, communicate, and "Get her".

Quote for the day"
"don't worry it only seems kinky the first time."

Find a phone booth. Fuck there.

Get drunk.That brings out the slut in everyone.

More info...but try it in another location...maybe a hotel or something....

I got an idea...rent a hot tub...there are plenty of places around the country where you can rent a private hot tub and do whatever you want in them...LOTS of FUN....:-)

Do some experimenting/exploring with your partner and: Get her feedback!!!

Exploring new things together can get to be quite fun

BuCo is right
work it long and hard
make her cum over and over again
ask her what she wants, do it
Don't do it always in bed, try the back yard

Ask her what she likes...what feels good to her...Let her take control and do what she wants maybe...When my wife and I got married she always wanted it the standard way...Her on the bottom me on top...I finally talked her in to trying it with her on top...She has learned that up there she can make it feel the best to her...Now it's hard to get her to do it any other way...Sometimes it's hard to talk to your partner about these things.I don't think you should just spring out of the closet wearing a Superman cape and elephant ear underwear...She might freak and shoot you...lol....Talk to her a little first..Try to get her in to something different..It will be much more pleasureable for her if she's on board too.....Unless she's freaky like that.But if that was the case I think you'd be asking how can I make her stop.

Sometimes Tenacious D(nsfw) knows what's going on....


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard


sorry for the thread hijack... i had to do it

I fucking love that song! I agree with jack black, sometimes you got to slow it down. Licking the kitty wouldn't hurt.

the song says it all

All sound advice... think I'll take some of that home with Me too... who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks... *smile*

LMFAO That's the fucking FUNNIEST thing i've ever heard. Will a 64 do?

Flat out ask her what she likes. If you can show special attention to those areas, she won’t be able to get enough. Don't be embarrassed to ask her. More than likely she wants to tell you.