I'm working on a burlesque set using Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl", hope to have it up and running soon (in a month)!

Dragula is great too.

Not a Britney fan really, but most of that album is smokingly sensual.

Reservations by the Old Ceremony. Fun!

1st Time!
 

So I want to do a little striptease/dance for my husband on Christmas Eve...total surprise for him! I've never done it before and we had a baby a little over a year ago so of course I am self conscious about my body but I think this will really surprise him. I have a cute sexy Santa outfit and was going to use Santa Baby....any ideas on how to start? how to relax? should I put a robe or coat on first?

Hello! :)

Well, I don't know if you're a drinker, but a couple of cocktails can help you relax.

And keep in mind (this is what I've found) you don't really have to worry about whether you're 'doing it right' because he's going to think it's great no matter what. Just bend over and wiggle a lot *Schwing!* :lol:

But the more you do it, the more relaxed and playful you will get. The first time is just a little nerve wracking because you're wondering if you're going to make an idiot out of yourself...but now I really don't think that's possible. Like I said, he's going to like it no matter what.

I always start up close because it helps me get into it if I can touch him and kiss him and, uh, grind on him. :p

Good luck!

oh, and as far as what to wear? That is completely up to you. Personally, I don't like messing with alot of clothing, so I usually start in lingerie of some sort...sometimes a slip...and always stockings and a garter belt. :)

After Dark by Tito and the Tarantula is the only song I've ever actually stripped to. Inspired by the jaw dropping performance Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn.

You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC wouldn't be bad either.

Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr. That song can be erotic if you do it right, using chocolate syrup, whipping cream or frosting, gumdrops, M&M's. "...talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes..."

This probably sounds sort of lame, but the song Paid by Kid Rock. It is all about the rhythm of the song.. it is just perfect.

Naughty Girl by Beyonce.

I don't think "Pour Some Sugar on Me" (Def Leppard) got mentioned yet..

Or John Mayer. The song "Neon" always makes me really hot.. and then there's "Your Body is a Wonderland."

George Thorogood and the Destroyers - Bad To the Bone
Pussycat Dolls - Buttons
Britney Spears - Toxic (I know, but I like it..)
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
The Black Keys - Your Touch

I prefer industrial for stuff like this.. and realized that I have none. I also love Pretty Hate Machine (NIN).. but it's scratched and dead. :(

Oh wow, oops. I feel retarded. /punches self

I'll change it and feel better about myself. LOL.

Dirty Nasty Boy by Christina Aguilera
I Just Want to Make Love to You by Etta James

Striplogy - Stage II
 

Okay, I think I have finally reached Stage II in the science of Stripology and I have put together a new list of songs.

These are in alphabetical order here because I pulled them right out of iTunes, but they will be split up into basically three categories: Blues/Rock, Soul/Dance & Everything Else. A bunch of them I pilfered from my 19-year-old daughter's computer...see if you can guess which ones!

But most of these songs I wouldn't have felt comfortable dancing to...naked...in front of someone else, lol, when I first started. But now I'm ready to shake dat thing! :)

I'm driving down to Naples for the weekend where I shall try them out...I even got me some sexy, new dancing shoes...

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But anyway, the songs...oh yeah, the songs...

Woke Up This Morning [Chosen One Mix] - A3
Same Old Song and Dance - Aerosmith
Pride and Joy - Albert King
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
Missing - Beck
Hell Yes - Beck
Hotwax - Beck
Lord Only Knows - Beck
Big Time Sensuality [The Fluke Minimix] - Bjork
Human Behavior - Bjork
Heart of Glass - Blondie
Pledging My Time - Bob Dylan
Leopard-skin Pill-box Hat - Bob Dylan
Lonesome Day Blues - Bob Dylan
Things Have Changed - Bob Dylan
Stir It Up - Bob Marley
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow
Slave to Love - Bryan Ferry
Moving In Stereo - The Cars
Ain't Nobody - Chaka Khan
Run Through the Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Name of the Game - The Crystal Method
Brown Sugar - D'Angelo
Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
Fame - David Bowie
What Is Love? - Deee-Lite
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
Stay With Me - Faces
Ms. Pinky - Frank Zappa
Freedom - George Michael
Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
Ooh La La - Goldfrapp
Dare - Gorillaz
Nipple to the Bottle - Grace Jones
Need You Tonight - INXS
Go Deep - Janet Jackson
Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake
Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue
Hey Ho! - Lords of Acid
Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
Why Didn't You Call Me - Macy Gray
I Like Boys - Missing Persons
Juicy Fruit - Mtume
Wasted Time ["Lap Dance" Mix] [Version] - My Life with the Thrll Kill Kult
Hot in Herre - Nelly
I Want a Little Sugar In My Bowl - Nina Simone
Underneath It All - No Doubt
Sinkin' Soon - Norah Jones
The Way You Move - Outkast
Sweet Thing - Rufus & Chaka Khan
6 Ungerground - Sneaker Pimps
I'll Take You There - The Staple Singers
Plush - Stone Temple Pilots
Boogie Oogie Oogie - A Taste of Honey
Sex Bomb - Tom Jones w. Mousse T.
More Human Than Human - White Zombie
Bust a Move - Young MC
Hey Mr. DJ - Zhane

This song ALWAYS brings out my desire to strip. It's just hot.

hmmmmm....really

Girl!! You just go and you have yourself an amazingly awesome time. Wheeee!

And last night I put it on and did a striptease for my guy. He liked it so much he wants me to do more stripteases. :D Thanks, TFP, for planting the seed.

haha! i just downloaded that song thinking i'd add this on the thread and apppparently i am WAY out of the loop.

**off to strip! brb**

I went and sampled that song on Seeqpod, but it really wasn't my bag.

But I must say, I had a fabulous time dancing.

Favorite song of the night: Rebel, Rebel, just perfect timing...and I've been dancing to song since I was about 13 or 14 years old. :)

One thing I learned...don't wear a wig. It gets too hot. Good thing my own hair still looked presentable when I took it off, lol.

"Glory Box" or whatever that last track was on Portishead's Dummy album. Or maybe that would be better for a drag show. Dunno.

Since it's open to everyone now, go with anything off of White Zombie's remix CD "Supersexy Swingin' Sounds." Here are a few from that CD:

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I'm Your Boogie Man :lol:

These are great, spec. This is the shit I'm looking for. heh, heh, hehhhh :suave:

has the song "i´m too sexy for my shirt" been suggested yet?

i think i´m going to be pretty useless here as i´d say to strip to aphex twin you´d have to look like something between being electrocuted, and an epileptic fit and i´m not sure you could stretch it out to the rather dramatic 20+ minutes of godspeed you! black emperor.

after an extensive search though my near 100Gb of music this is the best i can do:
ampop - make for market
(almost the whole album) the rose has teeth in the mouth of a beast by matmos
massive attack - protection
goldfrapp - train and strict machine
dot allison - colour me (actually, this one is pretty good)
cake - short skirt long jacket (just for the lyrics)
(all of the album) midnite vultures by beck ESPECIALLY nicotine and gravy "i´ll feed you fruit that don´t exist, i´ll leave grafitti where you´ve never been kissed."
air - sexy boy

yup pretty lame but it´s the best i can do :s

thanks for the suggestions..

true to my obsessive nature with collecting things I will check these out and possibly add them to my list.

Basically, if it's bump and grind-y, I will bump and grind to it...especially if I've had a couple of Red Stripes...I say this from purely empirical research, of course.

Here's my suggestion....


Basin St. Blues

Girls always wanna get naked when this tune starts.

Never tried anything like this myself, but here's a song that I always thought was incredibly sexy:

Face to Face by Siouxsie & The Banshees

I pretty much became an instant fan of theirs once I heard that one.

Night Prowler - AC/DC

You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker

Jane Birkin avec Serge Gainsbourg - Je t'aime

I can't believe I have not read anyone mentioning songs by Karma off the Delerium CD, I have that CD and have danced to every song on there. It's a bit ethnic in sound but the one that gets me in the mood is Euphoria (Firefly)

THREAD NECROMANCY!

Top 40 boom-boom-boom stuff like the current version of Kanye West's "Love Lockdown" seem to fit the bill nicely.

Haven't witnessed any real stripping but there is no shortage of pseudo-strippers every time I walk through a dance floor.

Table Dance by 2 Live Crew.


ohhhh yeah.