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Mr_Tickles · 12-11-2006, 10:22 PM

I've lurked around this forum for quite a while now, occasionally replying to posts, sometimes coming here every day, then nothing for months, and then coming back again.

One of the recommendations I've seen here over and over again is the book "The guide to getting it on"

My girlfriend bought me a copy as an early xmas present after I'd spotted it in a local shop. She didn't pay much attention at the time, but she suprised me with it when we swapped our christmas pressies. (i'm travelling back to Europe for Xmas and won't be here).

I really must say... What an AWSOME book! There's stuff in there that is so much more than just "how to make her come in 3 seconds". There's chapters in it on the relationship a man has with his dick (the only toy he gets during childhood and is allowed to play with it for life... hehehe) through to 3somes, kinky play and even discussion on foreskins...

It's now $15 at Amazon... If you want to give your loved one a really good, and funny book, it really is worth it.

Yo Ho ho,

Merry Christmas,

Mr_T

Sage · 12-12-2006, 06:20 AM

WOOOHOOHOOO! ANOTHER CONVERT!

Mr T I'm glad you've found the joys of that book and can join me in campagining for more people to read it. There's not a lot of "causes" that I'm passionate about, but that book is one of them!

Guys, I'll second (and third and fourth) what Mr T said: it's an awesome book, and will be worth what you pay for it the first time you read it!

Kaliena · 12-12-2006, 06:27 AM

I LOVE that book. It covers everything and is very well written. I remember when I bought it, a friend of mine teased me and I made her look at it.

Yeah, she's converted.

Sultana · 12-12-2006, 06:54 AM

It's another one of the purchases Sage has *made* me make.

it's a lot of fun, and can help bring up topics that are new, different, and sometimes difficult to broach.

Mondak · 12-12-2006, 11:19 AM

Ok - If Sultana says that it is good - I will get it. Ordered it for Chasey for X-Mas.

Johnny Rotten · 12-12-2006, 11:04 PM

The publisher's website has a big chunk of the book online. Whole chapters, in some cases.

http://www.goofyfootpress.com/newedi...f_contents.php

HoneyPot · 12-13-2006, 01:06 AM

Just read some parts of chapters...very 'handy' thanks!

jt6879 · 12-13-2006, 02:23 AM

Does this book have guidelines for women too? Want to see if this is something for me only, or something she can enjoy too

ktspktsp · 12-13-2006, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jt6879

Does this book have guidelines for women too? Want to see if this is something for me only, or something she can enjoy too

It's for both

Good stuff.

Sage · 12-13-2006, 07:23 AM

JT- it's definitely geared for both. Not only does it have all the info one sex could hope for about the other, it's also got all the info anyone could ever want about their own gender. I learned things about myself and my body while reading the book, and I know my husband did the same with his body.

Yay Mondak for getting the book! I know you'll enjoy it!

Sultana · 12-13-2006, 08:29 AM

I enjoyed the pictures of the flaccid penis', and the erect ones, and trying to match the two up! LOL!

I haven't seen very many (And no, not because I keep my eyes shut!

), so that was certainly educational. :P

abaya · 12-13-2006, 08:39 AM

Great book for us, and definitely made for all genders to enjoy and learn from.

Thanks, Sage! (Man, they should be cutting you a check for all your advertising.)

cadre · 12-13-2006, 10:38 AM

I am buying this for my boyfriend for christmas! I'm gonna go look for it today and if I can't find it I will get it online. Thanks for the plugs guys, you finally convinced me

Arc101 · 12-13-2006, 02:44 PM

Ok I'll give it a go, I am always willing to learn new things....

Mr_Tickles · 12-15-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultana

I enjoyed the pictures of the flaccid penis', and the erect ones, and trying to match the two up! LOL!

I haven't seen very many (And no, not because I keep my eyes shut!

), so that was certainly educational. :P

My GF guessed first time... quite shocking really.. really wasn't expecting her to know.

Mantus · 12-15-2006, 03:47 PM

As a quality control test. Does the book talk about leading and domination in the bedroom?

big dog · 12-21-2006, 11:04 PM

My sister got me this book a few years ago as a joke... awkward, regardless this is a great book.

Mantus- I'm almost positive it talks about domination, I haven't read it in a while, but I remember it as being pretty thorough.

cadre · 12-22-2006, 01:03 PM

This book looks awesome, I was wrapping it and couldn't help browsing through a bit. Can't wait to read it :-)

Mondak · 02-12-2007, 12:32 PM

Chasey and I have been reading 2 or 3 chapters aloud every Sunday night (we missed a couple though). It is well written, and easy read and has a light air about it. So far nothing great, but we are only like 7 or so chapters in. We can kind of tell that there are good things in store tough.

Bonus - they made a Stargate reference and a number of other very recent references that show they are trying to keep the thing current. No signs of being dated other than some of the diagrams / artwork.

oneofmanymen · 02-17-2007, 08:20 AM

Just ordered it on your word. Cant wait to get it!

Jozrael · 02-24-2007, 10:56 PM

Mm, got it. I haven't found anything ridiculously spectacular or too far outside of common sense, but I think there's a reason why. It comes off so easy-going that a lot of the stuff it teaches you it makes you think you've known all along, and make it easy to remember. So maybe I've learned more than I thought from it. Got it as a present for the gf, though I'll give it to her in a week when I see her. Yay for getting to read it first, then!

Pham · 02-28-2007, 07:13 AM

Wow, after reading some of it online I just had to order it

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Originally Posted by jt6879
Man, they should be cutting you a check for all your advertising.

12-11-2006, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr_Tickles Upright	The guideto getting it on I've lurked around this forum for quite a while now, occasionally replying to posts, sometimes coming here every day, then nothing for months, and then coming back again. One of the recommendations I've seen here over and over again is the book "The guide to getting it on" My girlfriend bought me a copy as an early xmas present after I'd spotted it in a local shop. She didn't pay much attention at the time, but she suprised me with it when we swapped our christmas pressies. (i'm travelling back to Europe for Xmas and won't be here). I really must say... What an AWSOME book! There's stuff in there that is so much more than just "how to make her come in 3 seconds". There's chapters in it on the relationship a man has with his dick (the only toy he gets during childhood and is allowed to play with it for life... hehehe) through to 3somes, kinky play and even discussion on foreskins... It's now $15 at Amazon... If you want to give your loved one a really good, and funny book, it really is worth it. Yo Ho ho, Merry Christmas, Mr_T

12-12-2006, 06:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	WOOOHOOHOOO! ANOTHER CONVERT! Mr T I'm glad you've found the joys of that book and can join me in campagining for more people to read it. There's not a lot of "causes" that I'm passionate about, but that book is one of them! Guys, I'll second (and third and fourth) what Mr T said: it's an awesome book, and will be worth what you pay for it the first time you read it! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

12-12-2006, 06:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kaliena Crazy Location: Pennsylvania, USA	I LOVE that book. It covers everything and is very well written. I remember when I bought it, a friend of mine teased me and I made her look at it. Yeah, she's converted. __________________ ~Beware the waffle~

12-12-2006, 06:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	It's another one of the purchases Sage has made me make. it's a lot of fun, and can help bring up topics that are new, different, and sometimes difficult to broach. __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

12-12-2006, 11:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mondak Industrialist Location: Southern California	Ok - If Sultana says that it is good - I will get it. Ordered it for Chasey for X-Mas. __________________ All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed Second, it is violently opposed and Third, it is accepted as self-evident. ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)

12-12-2006, 11:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	The publisher's website has a big chunk of the book online. Whole chapters, in some cases. http://www.goofyfootpress.com/newedi...f_contents.php __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

12-13-2006, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
HoneyPot Crazy Location: Nunya	Just read some parts of chapters...very 'handy' thanks! __________________ Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.

12-13-2006, 02:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
jt6879 Crazy	Does this book have guidelines for women too? Want to see if this is something for me only, or something she can enjoy too __________________ Just remember this my friend, when you look up at the sky, you can see the stars and still not see the light..

12-13-2006, 07:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	JT- it's definitely geared for both. Not only does it have all the info one sex could hope for about the other, it's also got all the info anyone could ever want about their own gender. I learned things about myself and my body while reading the book, and I know my husband did the same with his body. Yay Mondak for getting the book! I know you'll enjoy it! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

12-13-2006, 08:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	I enjoyed the pictures of the flaccid penis', and the erect ones, and trying to match the two up! LOL! I haven't seen very many (And no, not because I keep my eyes shut! ), so that was certainly educational. :P __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

12-13-2006, 08:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	Great book for us, and definitely made for all genders to enjoy and learn from. Thanks, Sage! (Man, they should be cutting you a check for all your advertising.) __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

12-13-2006, 10:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
cadre The Worst Influence Location: Arizona	I am buying this for my boyfriend for christmas! I'm gonna go look for it today and if I can't find it I will get it online. Thanks for the plugs guys, you finally convinced me __________________ My life is one of those 'you had to be there' jokes.

12-13-2006, 02:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Ok I'll give it a go, I am always willing to learn new things....

12-15-2006, 03:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	As a quality control test. Does the book talk about leading and domination in the bedroom?

12-21-2006, 11:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
big dog Upright	My sister got me this book a few years ago as a joke... awkward, regardless this is a great book. Mantus- I'm almost positive it talks about domination, I haven't read it in a while, but I remember it as being pretty thorough.

12-22-2006, 01:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
cadre The Worst Influence Location: Arizona	This book looks awesome, I was wrapping it and couldn't help browsing through a bit. Can't wait to read it :-) __________________ My life is one of those 'you had to be there' jokes.

02-12-2007, 12:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mondak Industrialist Location: Southern California	Chasey and I have been reading 2 or 3 chapters aloud every Sunday night (we missed a couple though). It is well written, and easy read and has a light air about it. So far nothing great, but we are only like 7 or so chapters in. We can kind of tell that there are good things in store tough. Bonus - they made a Stargate reference and a number of other very recent references that show they are trying to keep the thing current. No signs of being dated other than some of the diagrams / artwork. __________________ All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed Second, it is violently opposed and Third, it is accepted as self-evident. ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)

02-17-2007, 08:20 AM	#20 (permalink)
oneofmanymen Insane Location: Wisconsin	Just ordered it on your word. Cant wait to get it! __________________ Everything works if you let it....

02-24-2007, 10:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
Jozrael Junkie	Mm, got it. I haven't found anything ridiculously spectacular or too far outside of common sense, but I think there's a reason why. It comes off so easy-going that a lot of the stuff it teaches you it makes you think you've known all along, and make it easy to remember. So maybe I've learned more than I thought from it. Got it as a present for the gf, though I'll give it to her in a week when I see her. Yay for getting to read it first, then!