Had to get this off my chest (no pun intended)
 

Was in the opticians earlier, and the girl that served me (store manager, but almost missed her badge due to other distractions) was an absolutely stunning blonde, right up my street. Her enormous, perfect breasts with a great cleavage showing got me so horny just standing there. Following her to pick up contact lenses revealed her luscious behind, and a definately forced sexy walk.

It gave me a semi-on in my pants

I haven't had that since I was about 15 or 16. What a great feeling!!

When was the last time you felt like a horny teenager again??

.....excuse my perviness

Every day ... especially in the morning. I'm 37.

:D

got to agree, every day.

At 48, morning wood like the old days, the wife takes care of.

Hrm....

When the husband gets really into sex, because his horniness is infectious!

Monday thru Friday. I have a boner for the guy on a talk radio show.

I don't know why... but this line at the end of all that very intricate detail of your visual and physical arousal made me laugh my damn head off.

Great story, man.

And yeah, I get like that with great frequency. Of course, i'm only 25, so take that as you will. :) lol

Very simply put... I have a foot fetish... I sell shoes...


I love my job.

I get that nearly every day. There is a mortgage broker place next door to my office and they have the hottest girls that wear the sluttiest clothes!

p-e-r-f-e-c-t!

p.s. guys, morning wood doesn't count! the day that stops is the day a part of me dies... literally!

Still: almost every day. I work on a college campus, and sometimes it makes me feel like a creepy, dirty, old man ... but you should see some of the stuff the girls wear around here.

I like porn A LOT. I like it A LOT cause it gives me that "special feeling in my pants". I'll get fired up from computer porn, bathing suits on TV, my 19 year old babysitter, going to Hooters, strip joints... damn near anything.

I like it A LOT.

You're never too old to have a babysitter!