AnyOtherDay

I was wondering if anyone has heard of putting a lemon inside a women to tighten her up?

And another thing, how hard is it to get a yeast infection? My girlfriend wont let me put ANYTHING down there food related because she is afraid to get a yeast infection

ratbastid

She's right. Don't be adding sugar or acid. Either of those can throw things out of whack.

Roland

I've never heard of that, but I must say it made me laugh a bit.

Lady Sage

No one is sticking anything that acidic in my suzie! First thing that came to mind was ...thats gonna burn!

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Crack

did anyone else think of the term "sour puss" after reading this?

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Lady Sage

Hahahahaha OMG thats great! Seriously though there is nothing going in my susie that isnt attached to my future husband.

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AnyOtherDay

Actually my co-worker said that I cant do it to my girlfriend because she would be a sour puss. I laughed pretty hard after he said that, then I called the misses and called her a sour puss and didnt explain why until i got home.

Elphaba

and then she....

AnyOtherDay

I told her the whole story about lemons in the box and sour puss and she laughed but told me we will never find out...

Sweetpea

the only thing that I've found foodwise that is safe for sex play for keeping vaginal health is a cumcuber, washed.
but i'm sure there are others, do a search.

as for the lemon.. i've never heard that before...

sp

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Tamerlain

Women used to insert half a lemon into their vaginas as a form of birth control - the acid kills sperm. I don't ever remember reading that it tightened them up though.

-Tamerlain

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mixedmedia

The only things I've ever heard that will tighten up a woman's vagina are Kegel exercises and items like this:

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PRO...ctory/SO333010

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Deltona Couple

Do what my ex-wife did, after the first kid was born, she had the doc add and extra stitch, WOW what a difference! Of course I had to wait 2 agonizing weeks to find out, but it was worth it!

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sadeianlinguist

I don't think a lemon would FIT in my vagina! My boyfriend's a tight squeeze as it is!

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Toaster126

How on earth would putting something large like a lemon inside a vagina make it smaller?

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Giant Hamburger

I'll put a lemon inside a chicken but for different reasons.

mixedmedia

Well...
1) I don't think he was referring to a whole lemon but rather lemon slices (at least this was my understanding) and if so,

2) I suppose the concept is that the acidity or some other quality of the lemon might shrink some tissue??

Can't say for sure, but even if it were to be true, I would imagine the results to be only temporary.

At any rate, ain't no lemons getting near my pusskins...my eyes are tearing up just thinking about it.

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Toaster126

For the record, both "suzie" and "pusskins" made me laugh enough that it dislodged some of the junk from my sinus infection. Good work.

And, to keep this more topical, I have heard of an extra stitch being added after childbirth for a tighter vagina, although when I heard it, it was called a "daddy stitch". I'm not really sure how I feel about that one.

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mixedmedia

Always glad to be of assistance.

Yes, I think this is quite common. And even though I would be terrified of the procedure, I can understand how it might be useful in some situations.

This may just expose my ignorance of the workings of the human body, but to anyone who can answer it, isn't there some chance of a suture like this tearing under the stress it receives during sex? I've always wondered about that.

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vanblah

The sutures are usually the ones required to repair the episiotomy. They heal just like any other cut or tear ...

mixedmedia

Right, I'm aware of that but I wasn't sure if tissue that wasn't torn before suturing would fuse together in the same way.

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Toaster126

The "daddy stitch" I'm talking about isn't just to heal up. It's specifically done to tighten up the girl.

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noodle

I think I would knock the living daylights out of someone the minute any part of a lemon hit the lower part of my anatomy. It burned the skin on my legs when I was a kid trying out the freckle/lemon juice/sun theory. Even the peel with no breaks in it burns.

insert me crossing legs and shuddering.

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Charlatan

Read out context this carries many meanings...

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noodle

Nice catch, Charlatan.

Insert IMAGE OF me crossing legs and shuddering MINUS THE LEMON.

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