Ever heard of the Fleshlight? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

puddlesmilo · 06-12-2006, 08:33 AM

Has anyone ever heard of the Fleshlight?

krwlz · 06-12-2006, 08:41 AM

And the fleshlight is.....? For those uninformed, or with poor memory??

Jinn · 06-12-2006, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Google

Fleshlight is an artificial vagina sex toy for men created by Interactive Life Forms, Inc.. It is shaped like a flashlight with an opening into which the penis is inserted to simulate penetration or fellatio. Product development began in 1994.

Not sure what the OP's point of discussion, is, however.

ratbastid · 06-12-2006, 09:05 AM

Yeah, here's a classic example of "weak OP".

Thread closing in five... four... three...

puddlesmilo · 06-12-2006, 01:43 PM

Sorry.

Moderator please move this to the appropriate forum and I will elaborate.

Redlemon · 06-12-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puddlesmilo

Sorry.

Moderator please move this to the appropriate forum and I will elaborate.

No, don't worry, this is the right forum. Feel free to elaborate right here.

puddlesmilo · 06-12-2006, 02:08 PM

I recently bought one and just wanted to let the members know what an incredible device it is.

I was overwhelmed. Sometimes we buy something and say, "this sucks".
Quite the opposite here - it rocks.

ratbastid · 06-12-2006, 03:19 PM

Hunh! I always assumed it was some over-hyped plastic piece of junk. Frankly, I have a hard time imagining a tool that could do better than good old "manual overdrive". But I'm willing to be wrong about that!

By the way, thanks for coming back and making a decent thread out of this. Lots of posters would get offended or pissed off. Thanks for taking the high road--it's what this place is about.

Charlatan · 06-12-2006, 03:25 PM

I've always thought it was a hunk of junk as well... in the near future I will be spending a few months away from my wife... I might have to make an investment in fun!

puddlesmilo · 06-12-2006, 04:53 PM

Once I bought something slightly similar. Much cheaper. Hey you get what you pay for. It sucked. And I don't mean that in a good way!

Go to the website (not sure if I'm allowed to make the link). Check it out. I did a little research before I purchased it. I went to other sites etc. Check out the videos. If what you see looks good - let me tell you it is.

By the way, ratbastid. Your right I did hang in there. I was reprimanded by the moderator as being too vague. But YOU could have been nicer and coaxed me along instead of the 5, 4 etc.

We are supposed to be friends. We should act that way.
I don't post too often and I found two subjects I wanted to ask about and tell about. I got shot down.
I have been with TFP a long, long time. Plus I have always been a donor. I support TFP in the way I feel. The way I feel. Get it?
Now don't get huffy on me. I can see your feathers getting ruffled!

And Charlatan - get it, you won't regret it.

I did a search before posting this and was amazed that a progressive forum like TFP had no hits on the fleshlight. Oh well. Now there will be.

Later

Charlatan · 06-12-2006, 04:56 PM

The fleshlight has definately been mentioned before, however, since the upgrade last weekend the search index files have not be rebuilt.

When you search all you are searching is that which has been posted since the upgrade. Hal is working on getting the old indexes restored.

Impetuous1 · 06-12-2006, 05:08 PM

Umm..why should I have to check out the website for whatever this item is? Are you incapable of explaining what you are talking about? For example. What is the fleshlight? What does it do? Why do you recommend it;other than it being incredible? Elaborate please.

Sage · 06-12-2006, 05:50 PM

The fleshlight is a masterbation tool- http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php

Martel has a masterbation "friend" I bought him for christmas- made of really soft gooey plastic, shaped like a woman (he finds this hilarious). He really really likes it for when I give him handjobs, but it's not his usual masterbation tool- that's why God gave us hands! He says it feels really really good tho- really soft and with a lot of indirect stimulation all over his penis. Plus it makes giving a handjob a LOT easier.

And enough mud slinging

Suzz04 · 06-12-2006, 06:35 PM

I bought a fleshlight for my boyfriend as a gag gift one Christmas. He actually likes it. I never expected him to use it, but when I'm sick or not avaible it's helpful

He likes it... We even bought a extra couple of the inserts to try.

And as a side note, I don't feel guilty or jealous by it. There are just sometimes that I can't be around or feel up to helping out at the time.

And this is coming from a females perspective.

ratbastid · 06-12-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puddlesmilo

By the way, ratbastid. Your right I did hang in there. I was reprimanded by the moderator as being too vague. But YOU could have been nicer and coaxed me along instead of the 5, 4 etc.

Fair enough. Tell you what: I'll concede that I could have been nicer if you'll promise to take and apply in the future the appropriate lesson about how best to start threads. Deal?

ASU2003 · 06-12-2006, 08:15 PM

I don't have one, but one idea I saw once was to put it in hot water to heat it up to 98-100 degrees.

http://www.fleshlight-videos.net/fle...q.html#HEATING
NOTE: There is a streaming video with sound on this site.

Infinite_Loser · 06-12-2006, 08:38 PM

I used to joke with my girlfriend about buying one, but I never really put any stock into it, as I doubt it's really any good.

puddlesmilo · 06-13-2006, 02:34 AM

Oh yes rat, I've learned my lesson alright.

Redlemon · 06-13-2006, 06:26 AM

I heard that they are a royal pain to clean out after you are done with them. How do you handle that part?

Bill O'Rights · 06-13-2006, 06:29 AM

You're supposed to clean 'em out?

Ohhhhhhhh...well...that explains a lot.

Toaster126 · 06-13-2006, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

You're supposed to clean 'em out?

Ohhhhhhhh...well...that explains a lot.

Awww, sick. Sometimes I hate having an active imagination that churns out images without me prompting it.

puddlesmilo · 06-13-2006, 11:36 AM

You use a water based lube.
You pull the insert out hold it under the faucet. There is a hole at the other end. Once your done rinsing you let it dry and then if you want sprinkle it with corn starch.

Redlemon · 06-13-2006, 12:00 PM

That "cornstarch" reference triggered a memory for me, so I searched. According to the Fleshlight site, the material is "Real Feel Super Skin®". Violet Blue did a writeup on "Unsafe Sex Products"; in it, she mentioned offhand that:

Quote:

Most sex toys are made of a material usually referred to as jelly rubber, though you'll also see variations like jel-lee, latex jelly, or derivatives like glow-in-the-dark and "realistic" materials such as softskin, Cyberskin or Futurotic. Jelly rubber toys are very colorful, clear (though not always), shiny and visually appealing. It's the ultimate "mystery material", mass-produced in mostly Chinese chemical factories with so many mixtures and versions of the material it's difficult to pin down a set of manufacturer's ingredients.

It is known that these mystery materials contain latex and phthalates, they have a very chemical smell, they leach oils and can leave spots on fabrics and wood, and the surface breaks down over time. Softskin, Cyberskin and Futurotic toys are especially strange; while they feel amazingly real, they react bizarrely with other jelly rubber toys and actually melt into wet puddles of chemical goo upon contact -- needless to say, don't store these two materials side-by-side. Softskin is the most porous toy of all, able to absorb color from lipstick and even text from newsprint.

Of course, she is looking at these products from a "body cavity insertion" standpoint, which is the opposite of what we are dealing with here. Nonetheless, that melting thing is something to watch out for.

sweetcha0s · 06-18-2006, 03:26 AM

I myself got two(one of the vaginal ones and one of the anals)

And i fucking love them

But i defiently prefer my girlfriends touch but these i definetly use on lonely nights

Temporary_User · 06-18-2006, 06:13 PM

for those times when you really want to pleasure yourself, heres something you can make yourself (I assume would be like the fleshlight.)
You take a disposable rubber glove (or similiar product), wrap a facecloth around it (as tight as you prefer) leaving roughly 1/2inch of sock hanging out. then put a sock over it it (to keep wrapped up). fill with lube/lotion and enjoy.

I dunno, I always thought everyone knew of this.
Unless the fleshlight is something different.

Blackthorn · 06-18-2006, 06:37 PM

Google still delivers! Here is an image of the fleshlight...

It seems it also comes with multiple entry options...

*shurgs*... I dunno but the women folk seem to have their fun with all sorts of vibrating contraptions...why not one for the boys?

Munku · 06-19-2006, 07:32 AM

Socks and plastic baggies dont hold a candle to the FL. If anyone does buy one though, please dont get a plain jane model. They are terrible. Go for the ribbed versions!

slimshaydee · 06-20-2006, 05:24 AM

in that picture what is the 3rd entry?

Charlatan · 06-20-2006, 06:07 AM

The nondescript slot is just that... it is a hole that doesn't look like anything. I guess some are a bit weirded out by anthropomorphic fleshlights.

rmarshall · 06-22-2006, 06:58 AM

I went to the "Everything to do with Sex Show" in Toronto a couple of years ago and saw something similar. This wonderful, friendly lady in an empty booth approached us as we were walking by and had us feel the toy and had such a good rapport and explained how good it feels for her boyfriend and how she loves to use it on him too. Yadayadayada... I almost bought one right then but was embarressed because my buddy was there.

Perhaps I should get one. Do they sell them in sex shops in Ontario?

Jim Kata · 06-22-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcha0s

I myself got two(one of the vaginal ones and one of the anals)

And i fucking love them

But i defiently prefer my girlfriends touch but these i definetly use on lonely nights

Are the vaginal and anal ones really that different?

I have to admit...I am curious about this. It sounds like it can come in handy (*romshit*) on those nights when the wife isn't up for lovin'.

water_bug · 06-23-2006, 09:13 AM

Huh, I always thought fleshlight was a term for a penis.

Jinn · 06-23-2006, 09:28 AM

Yea, so the enormous latex rubber vagina picture just changed this thread from benign to very NSFW -- quick with the alt-tab, at least..

JStrider · 06-23-2006, 02:09 PM

If you could get enough people to say they'll buy it someone could probably setup a group purchase, where they give us a discount coupon or something...
I'd be a maybe... depends on how big of a discount we were able to get...

the ford explorer forum I'm on does things like that from time to time.

HoneyPot · 06-23-2006, 06:32 PM

I actually laughed when I saw the word 'Fleshlight'.... I still don't understand what it is exactly...hmmm

SpikeQX99 · 06-23-2006, 07:05 PM

I'll admit it. I have one. Well.. 2 actually.

I got the one that looks like a mouth as my first one. I didn't like it at all. Didn't feel right to me. Kinda hurt!! So it went away. Later I bought the "lady" version with the ribbed interior... Super Amazing feeling! I can't recommend it enough for those nights when the Girfriend/wife are away..

She can also use it on you as well. And that's a neat experience as well.

Definately check them out! A price well spent.

Charlatan · 07-06-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmarshall

Perhaps I should get one. Do they sell them in sex shops in Ontario?

Yes, they do. Though you can also order them online. I know that Come as You Are (a great Toronto sex shop) has them and ships in plain packaging.

oberon · 07-06-2006, 06:54 PM

I have several fleshlight inserts. They kick ass.

You can read about others' experience on the official site's forums, and in my experience they're pretty accurate.

captobvious · 07-12-2006, 07:24 PM

I've got one, and it's definitely worth it. It's a completely different feeling than just using your hands. Clean up is a little bit of a hassle, but that goes for any sex toy.

jvwgtr · 07-21-2006, 10:57 AM

When I got mine, they had a special package deal where they'd ship you a "random" insert...you couldn't pick the opening or color, but it was 1/2 price! It turned out to be a plain non-descript opening one, but it's pretty amazing. I was skeptical, but I highly recommend this product to anybody thinking about it. Money well spent.
It's pretty huge/unwieldy though...not exactly the size of any flashlight I've seen.

One of the best suggestions I read somewhere was to put it between two mattress pads.

06-12-2006, 08:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Ever heard of the Fleshlight? Has anyone ever heard of the Fleshlight?

06-12-2006, 03:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I've always thought it was a hunk of junk as well... in the near future I will be spending a few months away from my wife... I might have to make an investment in fun! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-12-2006, 04:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The fleshlight has definately been mentioned before, however, since the upgrade last weekend the search index files have not be rebuilt. When you search all you are searching is that which has been posted since the upgrade. Hal is working on getting the old indexes restored. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-12-2006, 05:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	The fleshlight is a masterbation tool- http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php Martel has a masterbation "friend" I bought him for christmas- made of really soft gooey plastic, shaped like a woman (he finds this hilarious). He really really likes it for when I give him handjobs, but it's not his usual masterbation tool- that's why God gave us hands! He says it feels really really good tho- really soft and with a lot of indirect stimulation all over his penis. Plus it makes giving a handjob a LOT easier. And enough mud slinging __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

06-12-2006, 06:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
Suzz04 Crazy Location: Virginia	I bought a fleshlight for my boyfriend as a gag gift one Christmas. He actually likes it. I never expected him to use it, but when I'm sick or not avaible it's helpful He likes it... We even bought a extra couple of the inserts to try. And as a side note, I don't feel guilty or jealous by it. There are just sometimes that I can't be around or feel up to helping out at the time. And this is coming from a females perspective. __________________ Quantum Cat Theory: Upon hearing the sound of a can being opened, it becomes possible for a cat to travel faster than the speed of light.

06-12-2006, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	And the fleshlight is.....? For those uninformed, or with poor memory??

06-12-2006, 09:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Yeah, here's a classic example of "weak OP". Thread closing in five... four... three...

06-12-2006, 01:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Sorry. Moderator please move this to the appropriate forum and I will elaborate.

06-12-2006, 02:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	I recently bought one and just wanted to let the members know what an incredible device it is. I was overwhelmed. Sometimes we buy something and say, "this sucks". Quite the opposite here - it rocks.

06-12-2006, 03:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Hunh! I always assumed it was some over-hyped plastic piece of junk. Frankly, I have a hard time imagining a tool that could do better than good old "manual overdrive". But I'm willing to be wrong about that! By the way, thanks for coming back and making a decent thread out of this. Lots of posters would get offended or pissed off. Thanks for taking the high road--it's what this place is about.

06-12-2006, 04:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Once I bought something slightly similar. Much cheaper. Hey you get what you pay for. It sucked. And I don't mean that in a good way! Go to the website (not sure if I'm allowed to make the link). Check it out. I did a little research before I purchased it. I went to other sites etc. Check out the videos. If what you see looks good - let me tell you it is. By the way, ratbastid. Your right I did hang in there. I was reprimanded by the moderator as being too vague. But YOU could have been nicer and coaxed me along instead of the 5, 4 etc. We are supposed to be friends. We should act that way. I don't post too often and I found two subjects I wanted to ask about and tell about. I got shot down. I have been with TFP a long, long time. Plus I have always been a donor. I support TFP in the way I feel. The way I feel. Get it? Now don't get huffy on me. I can see your feathers getting ruffled! And Charlatan - get it, you won't regret it. I did a search before posting this and was amazed that a progressive forum like TFP had no hits on the fleshlight. Oh well. Now there will be. Later

06-12-2006, 05:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Impetuous1 Insane Location: Arizona	Umm..why should I have to check out the website for whatever this item is? Are you incapable of explaining what you are talking about? For example. What is the fleshlight? What does it do? Why do you recommend it;other than it being incredible? Elaborate please.

06-12-2006, 08:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	I don't have one, but one idea I saw once was to put it in hot water to heat it up to 98-100 degrees. http://www.fleshlight-videos.net/fle...q.html#HEATING NOTE: There is a streaming video with sound on this site.

06-12-2006, 08:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	I used to joke with my girlfriend about buying one, but I never really put any stock into it, as I doubt it's really any good.

06-13-2006, 02:34 AM	#18 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Oh yes rat, I've learned my lesson alright.

06-13-2006, 06:26 AM	#19 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I heard that they are a royal pain to clean out after you are done with them. How do you handle that part? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

06-13-2006, 06:29 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	You're supposed to clean 'em out? Ohhhhhhhh...well...that explains a lot. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-13-2006, 11:36 AM	#22 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	You use a water based lube. You pull the insert out hold it under the faucet. There is a hole at the other end. Once your done rinsing you let it dry and then if you want sprinkle it with corn starch.

06-18-2006, 03:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
sweetcha0s Upright Location: Va	I myself got two(one of the vaginal ones and one of the anals) And i fucking love them But i defiently prefer my girlfriends touch but these i definetly use on lonely nights

06-18-2006, 06:13 PM	#25 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	for those times when you really want to pleasure yourself, heres something you can make yourself (I assume would be like the fleshlight.) You take a disposable rubber glove (or similiar product), wrap a facecloth around it (as tight as you prefer) leaving roughly 1/2inch of sock hanging out. then put a sock over it it (to keep wrapped up). fill with lube/lotion and enjoy. I dunno, I always thought everyone knew of this. Unless the fleshlight is something different.

06-18-2006, 06:37 PM	#26 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Google still delivers! Here is an image of the fleshlight... It seems it also comes with multiple entry options... shurgs... I dunno but the women folk seem to have their fun with all sorts of vibrating contraptions...why not one for the boys? __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

06-19-2006, 07:32 AM	#27 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Socks and plastic baggies dont hold a candle to the FL. If anyone does buy one though, please dont get a plain jane model. They are terrible. Go for the ribbed versions!

06-20-2006, 05:24 AM	#28 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	in that picture what is the 3rd entry?

06-20-2006, 06:07 AM	#29 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The nondescript slot is just that... it is a hole that doesn't look like anything. I guess some are a bit weirded out by anthropomorphic fleshlights. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-22-2006, 06:58 AM	#30 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	I went to the "Everything to do with Sex Show" in Toronto a couple of years ago and saw something similar. This wonderful, friendly lady in an empty booth approached us as we were walking by and had us feel the toy and had such a good rapport and explained how good it feels for her boyfriend and how she loves to use it on him too. Yadayadayada... I almost bought one right then but was embarressed because my buddy was there. Perhaps I should get one. Do they sell them in sex shops in Ontario?

06-23-2006, 09:13 AM	#32 (permalink)
water_bug Tilted Location: Rhode Island	Huh, I always thought fleshlight was a term for a penis.

06-23-2006, 09:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Yea, so the enormous latex rubber vagina picture just changed this thread from benign to very NSFW -- quick with the alt-tab, at least.. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

06-23-2006, 02:09 PM	#34 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	If you could get enough people to say they'll buy it someone could probably setup a group purchase, where they give us a discount coupon or something... I'd be a maybe... depends on how big of a discount we were able to get... the ford explorer forum I'm on does things like that from time to time. __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

06-23-2006, 06:32 PM	#35 (permalink)
HoneyPot Crazy Location: Nunya	I actually laughed when I saw the word 'Fleshlight'.... I still don't understand what it is exactly...hmmm __________________ Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.

06-23-2006, 07:05 PM	#36 (permalink)
SpikeQX99 The Best thing that never happened to you Location: Silverdale, WA	I'll admit it. I have one. Well.. 2 actually. I got the one that looks like a mouth as my first one. I didn't like it at all. Didn't feel right to me. Kinda hurt!! So it went away. Later I bought the "lady" version with the ribbed interior... Super Amazing feeling! I can't recommend it enough for those nights when the Girfriend/wife are away.. She can also use it on you as well. And that's a neat experience as well. Definately check them out! A price well spent. __________________ I'm so in love with a girl... she is my everything

07-06-2006, 06:54 PM	#38 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	I have several fleshlight inserts. They kick ass. You can read about others' experience on the official site's forums, and in my experience they're pretty accurate.

07-12-2006, 07:24 PM	#39 (permalink)
captobvious Insane Location: Somewhere	I've got one, and it's definitely worth it. It's a completely different feeling than just using your hands. Clean up is a little bit of a hassle, but that goes for any sex toy.

07-21-2006, 10:57 AM	#40 (permalink)
jvwgtr Completely bananas Location: Florida	When I got mine, they had a special package deal where they'd ship you a "random" insert...you couldn't pick the opening or color, but it was 1/2 price! It turned out to be a plain non-descript opening one, but it's pretty amazing. I was skeptical, but I highly recommend this product to anybody thinking about it. Money well spent. It's pretty huge/unwieldy though...not exactly the size of any flashlight I've seen. One of the best suggestions I read somewhere was to put it between two mattress pads.