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Jason762 · 07-14-2006, 02:17 PM

So my good female friend and I went to go visit her (formerly) good friend and my ex girlfriend.

Ummmm... well first of all she turned into a lesbian and is engaged.

The good news is that I didn't "turn" her.

She wanted to have sex with me... REAL bad. Dude, it was so bad that I was feeling like a girl. You know, how guys hound on girls to get them in the sack? Well I now know what it feels like. Oh did I do it? No, because....

SHE GOT BIG. Yeah she still has a cute face, but she's pretty large.

I didn't get in the sack just because she was big, but because it would be way to wierd for me.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share this. My concluion is that she probably cheated on me while we went out (cause she was willing to cheat while she was engaged

) and that she's actually bi.

Ustwo · 07-14-2006, 02:21 PM

Ummm so your former girlfriend is now a fat overly agressive bisexual in a lesbian relationship.

Ok Check.....

And?

Jason762 · 07-14-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

Ummm so your former girlfriend is now a fat overly agressive bisexual in a lesbian relationship.

Ok Check.....

And?

HA HA HA. Good point.

It was just an usual thing that has never happened to me before, and I thought it significant enough to share.

SAM821 · 07-14-2006, 02:29 PM

and you didnt hit it?? man... a little more meat on the bones shouldnt have stopped your potentially wild adventures.

oh well

Daniel_ · 07-14-2006, 02:37 PM

Call her back and tell her you've come to your senses.

captobvious · 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM

I have a friend who dated a girl that turned into a lesbian. I don't think she ever tried to have sex with him after the break up though. She ended up going back to men in the end though, so there could be some twists left in your story...

Willravel · 07-14-2006, 05:41 PM

Will has one rule: no lesbians.

Actually, Will has 2 rules: no lesbians, and no dudes.

Will has many rules.

Daniel_ · 07-15-2006, 01:27 AM

Will - I would never have sex with a lesbian, but then she would never have sex with me - that's what being a lesbian means; they like girls not guys.

Sounds like the generously proportioned lady in the OP is bi-sexual, and if a bi-sexual woman wanted me to take her to bed (subject to the caveat that I was at that time available), and she was clean and attractive to me, I wouldn certainly not dismiss it on the technicality that she also got jiggy with girls from time to time.

That said, no guy is ever likely to be asked by me to play hide the salami.

The_Jazz · 07-15-2006, 05:09 AM

How am I the first one to suggest a threesome with the ex's girlfriend? Man, you guys are losing a step...

Ustwo · 07-15-2006, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

How am I the first one to suggest a threesome with the ex's girlfriend? Man, you guys are losing a step...

You obviously have had no experiance with lesbians. Hell hath no fury like the lesbian who thinks a man is going to be stealing their chick.

Aladdin Sane · 07-15-2006, 09:40 AM

I think I Am a lesbian trapped in a fat dude's body.

Rodney · 07-15-2006, 09:48 AM

Fact: most women are bi at heart, if the circumstances and the other person are right. Some are more bi than others. A lot of lesbians are just women who've made a choice, because of their psychology or because they're fonder of hot women than hot men, or because they don't think men are worth the trouble. And this choice is reversible, permanently or temporarily.

So: just about any lesbian who's eager to get into the sack with a guy is probably, maybe 10-20 percent more "gay" than the average woman -- if that. So I would never let that stop me -- and I didn't. About half the gay women I knew growing up had boyfriends off and on. But they identified themselves as gay.

That said, there are lesbians who are gay from the bone, like many men who identify themselves as gay. But these gay women are _not_ going to ask a guy to get into bed with them. At least, none I knew ever did.

I had a girlfriend once who'd been sorta gay/gay by choice for a while, and she had a woman friend who was gay from the bone, and we both sorta liked each other. When I broke up with my girlfriend, her really gay friend kinda hung around me for a while. It was a compliment: she finally told me she liked me so much that she wanted to see if we'd strike any sparks together. But it didn't work out: she was just too gay for the chemistry to work.

Toaster126 · 07-15-2006, 11:53 AM

What a descriptive thread title... :/

Jason762 · 07-15-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAM821

and you didnt hit it?? man... a little more meat on the bones shouldnt have stopped your potentially wild adventures.

oh well

Ha ha. Dude, I like a little meat, but dude.... she was big. I weigh 230 and she looked heavier than me. For real.

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Originally Posted by captobvious

I have a friend who dated a girl that turned into a lesbian. I don't think she ever tried to have sex with him after the break up though. She ended up going back to men in the end though, so there could be some twists left in your story...

Yeah, I'm not sure, but I think she's just wanting the extra attenetion... could be wrong tho.

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

How am I the first one to suggest a threesome with the ex's girlfriend? Man, you guys are losing a step...

HA HA! I actually considered that, but one's obese and the other is fugly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodney

Fact: most women are bi at heart, if the circumstances and the other person are right. Some are more bi than others. A lot of lesbians are just women who've made a choice, because of their psychology or because they're fonder of hot women than hot men, or because they don't think men are worth the trouble. And this choice is reversible, permanently or temporarily.

So: just about any lesbian who's eager to get into the sack with a guy is probably, maybe 10-20 percent more "gay" than the average woman -- if that. So I would never let that stop me -- and I didn't. About half the gay women I knew growing up had boyfriends off and on. But they identified themselves as gay.

That said, there are lesbians who are gay from the bone, like many men who identify themselves as gay. But these gay women are _not_ going to ask a guy to get into bed with them. At least, none I knew ever did.

I had a girlfriend once who'd been sorta gay/gay by choice for a while, and she had a woman friend who was gay from the bone, and we both sorta liked each other. When I broke up with my girlfriend, her really gay friend kinda hung around me for a while. It was a compliment: she finally told me she liked me so much that she wanted to see if we'd strike any sparks together. But it didn't work out: she was just too gay for the chemistry to work.

Hmm, intersting. Well, I'm just complimented she thought I was good looking enough to try to get into bed with. Either that or she thought I was really feminine looking and be able to do stuff her girlfriend couldn't.

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Originally Posted by Toaster126

What a descriptive thread title... :/

Hey, made you look! :-P

07-14-2006, 02:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jason762 Insane Location: Bay Area, California	Wow... so ummm So my good female friend and I went to go visit her (formerly) good friend and my ex girlfriend. Ummmm... well first of all she turned into a lesbian and is engaged. The good news is that I didn't "turn" her. She wanted to have sex with me... REAL bad. Dude, it was so bad that I was feeling like a girl. You know, how guys hound on girls to get them in the sack? Well I now know what it feels like. Oh did I do it? No, because.... SHE GOT BIG. Yeah she still has a cute face, but she's pretty large. I didn't get in the sack just because she was big, but because it would be way to wierd for me. Anyway, I just thought I'd share this. My concluion is that she probably cheated on me while we went out (cause she was willing to cheat while she was engaged ) and that she's actually bi.

07-14-2006, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Ummm so your former girlfriend is now a fat overly agressive bisexual in a lesbian relationship. Ok Check..... And? __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

07-14-2006, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Call her back and tell her you've come to your senses. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

07-14-2006, 05:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Will has one rule: no lesbians. Actually, Will has 2 rules: no lesbians, and no dudes. Will has many rules. Last edited by Willravel; 07-14-2006 at 05:46 PM.. Reason: hmm...

07-15-2006, 01:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Will - I would never have sex with a lesbian, but then she would never have sex with me - that's what being a lesbian means; they like girls not guys. Sounds like the generously proportioned lady in the OP is bi-sexual, and if a bi-sexual woman wanted me to take her to bed (subject to the caveat that I was at that time available), and she was clean and attractive to me, I wouldn certainly not dismiss it on the technicality that she also got jiggy with girls from time to time. That said, no guy is ever likely to be asked by me to play hide the salami. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

07-14-2006, 02:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	and you didnt hit it?? man... a little more meat on the bones shouldnt have stopped your potentially wild adventures. oh well

07-14-2006, 05:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
captobvious Insane Location: Somewhere	I have a friend who dated a girl that turned into a lesbian. I don't think she ever tried to have sex with him after the break up though. She ended up going back to men in the end though, so there could be some twists left in your story...

07-15-2006, 05:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	How am I the first one to suggest a threesome with the ex's girlfriend? Man, you guys are losing a step... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

07-15-2006, 09:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	I think I Am a lesbian trapped in a fat dude's body. __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

07-15-2006, 09:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	Fact: most women are bi at heart, if the circumstances and the other person are right. Some are more bi than others. A lot of lesbians are just women who've made a choice, because of their psychology or because they're fonder of hot women than hot men, or because they don't think men are worth the trouble. And this choice is reversible, permanently or temporarily. So: just about any lesbian who's eager to get into the sack with a guy is probably, maybe 10-20 percent more "gay" than the average woman -- if that. So I would never let that stop me -- and I didn't. About half the gay women I knew growing up had boyfriends off and on. But they identified themselves as gay. That said, there are lesbians who are gay from the bone, like many men who identify themselves as gay. But these gay women are _not_ going to ask a guy to get into bed with them. At least, none I knew ever did. I had a girlfriend once who'd been sorta gay/gay by choice for a while, and she had a woman friend who was gay from the bone, and we both sorta liked each other. When I broke up with my girlfriend, her really gay friend kinda hung around me for a while. It was a compliment: she finally told me she liked me so much that she wanted to see if we'd strike any sparks together. But it didn't work out: she was just too gay for the chemistry to work. Last edited by Rodney; 07-15-2006 at 09:50 AM..

07-15-2006, 11:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	What a descriptive thread title... :/ __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)