Mixed signals: I don't understand women
 

Basically it's like this. Sometimes my girlfriend will start to make moves on me (Touching, kissing, dirty talk, teasing etc. etc.) to let me know she's on the mood for some lovin', but when I go to make a move she claims that's she's not in the mood and/or gets mad at me for only being interested in sex. Of couse, there are times when I don't make a move at her and she gets mad at me because she deems herself as undesirable. Well, I'm not a damn mind reader. I try talking to her about it but she just denies ever doing it. It's like a lose-lose situation.

Anyway, it's really starting to piss me off. I can't tell what she's thinking and when I try to talk to her but to no avail. So yeah, any insight would be appreciated.

Your girlfriend sounds like me, sadly. Girls love flirting, and they love when their significant other flirts back- WITHOUT it having to end in sex. At least, that's how it is in my case.

Whenever this happens you might as well flip a coin on wether you should have sex or cuddle...for her its a win win situation, for you, you'll never understand whats in her head :lol:

I've been married almost 11 years. When you figure women out, do me a favor--PM me and explain them, okay?

Seriously, the mystery is part of why they're so interesting to us. I get bored with things I understand completely.

Yeah, I know. But sometimes it helps to define flirting. Me walking nekkie across the room to grab clothes after a shower is not actually me signaling that I want to be the three-inch target of a buffalo stampede, heh.

Try giving her mixed signals back, and pull back after flirting with her... i.e. kiss her, then instead of going further, just stop and continue talking, until she makes another move. Drives me absolutely crazy, and before I know it I'm practically devouring him.