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instant-karma · 05-01-2006, 04:24 AM

Question. I took up yoga as a hobby a few months ago. during one excercise/position I found that my dick was vibrating really quickly. naturally I followed this up and am becoming well practiced, the problem is, it sometimes doesn't stop. whenever it's hard and it feels some resistance, either clothing or dancing intimately with a girl it just vibrates. last week while dancing with a girl in a club it just started and I damn near cum on the dance floor. Is this something all guys can do and I just learned late or am I a freak of nature (could be a unique selling point in the chat up stakes)

doncalypso · 05-01-2006, 05:30 AM

Damn... sounds like you're a genuine human vibrator.

Cynthetiq · 05-01-2006, 05:45 AM

maybe you should inquire with your yoga instructor...

Toaster126 · 05-01-2006, 06:50 AM

What an interesting phenomenon. I have no idea what would cause that, but if my dick was doing strange things, my ass would be running to a doctor's office.

skier · 05-01-2006, 07:58 AM

I gotta start taking yoga classes

Glory's Sun · 05-01-2006, 08:33 AM

damn, this would come in handy. I bet if most guys learned to do this, vibrator sales would be way down.

nukeu666 · 05-01-2006, 08:36 AM

isnt having a vibrating dick a good thing
many guys may be wishing they had it

instant-karma · 05-01-2006, 12:54 PM

Ahh, it aint that normal then. coool. i'm still kinda worried though, i think i'll ask the yoga instructor anyway, he must have heard of this before, surely.

Bobaphat · 05-01-2006, 01:00 PM

I am curious as to what position set this in motion (literally). While I am no yogi, I've not shared your experience.

Willravel · 05-01-2006, 01:10 PM

It sounds like muscle spasms. I get them in my arm from time to time, but I've never heard of it happening in the pubic region. If it persists for more than a week or so, you might want to visit your doctor just to be on the safe side.

If anyone else wants a similar sensation, try the old washing machine position with a twist. Instead of having her sit on the washing machine, have him sit on the washing machine. It can effectively turn the man into a living vibrator.

visotech · 05-01-2006, 01:57 PM

Try only putting the battery in when your in the bedroom

Gonth · 05-01-2006, 08:11 PM

Sounds like your just lucky.

Zeraph · 05-01-2006, 08:16 PM

Dude! Youre a robot! But seriously I'd be way more concerned than proud, it sounds like your parasympathetic nervous system is spasing. Your nerves shouldn't be firing like that.

Halx · 05-01-2006, 08:19 PM

This sounds like complete bullshit. Can someone more informed about yoga put me in my place?

Willravel · 05-01-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx

This sounds like complete bullshit. Can someone more informed about yoga put me in my place?

Yoga can usually reduce muscle spasms, but it can occasionally cause them. There is a chance, albeit a small chance, that this is true. I'm not a yoga insturcter, but I do yoga. It's kinda like the whole Iran having nukes thing: there's no proof either way, so you've gotta decide for yourself.

Kalibah · 05-01-2006, 08:28 PM

Am I the only one that wants to know the position?

Invalid Comfort · 05-03-2006, 05:32 PM

i've had this happen briefly a long time ago. I was like "wha...?". It never hapened again so I wasn't worried about it, but I do know from personal experince that it can happen. Be awesome to be able to trigger anytime. If you perform kegals it's essentially the same thing. I'd imagine that you'd be able to eventually get it fit and learn to control it enough that it would be able to "vibrate"

poundpuppy34 · 05-03-2006, 06:09 PM

... devining rod

KungFuGuy · 05-04-2006, 03:16 PM

Maybe its a muscle spasm in the PC muscle. Or it might be like a nervous twitch, just happens to be in your dick where as most people get nervous ticks in their eyes and what not.

hunnychile · 05-04-2006, 05:06 PM

...why all the worry? You should be extremely popular with the ladies! Do tell us which yoga position you were doing.

DEI37 · 05-04-2006, 07:27 PM

Mine did that once when I was inside her. Then, we realized I'd farted!

tuffrr · 05-05-2006, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DEI37

Mine did that once when I was inside her. Then, we realized I'd farted!

Bwhahahaha.

instant-karma · 05-05-2006, 12:00 PM

pmsl@dei37. it's pc muscle thing rather than the yoga i think. I'd definately try kegal excercises, you don't realise how much control you've got down there. kalibah, do some pc excercises to get some stamina, contract your pc muscles as hard as posible and then relax them half way, with any luck if you've got an erection it should start quivering really quick, that's the best description I can give you, try it.

Invalid Comfort · 05-06-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by instant-karma

pmsl@dei37. it's pc muscle thing rather than the yoga i think. I'd definately try kegal excercises, you don't realise how much control you've got down there. kalibah, do some pc excercises to get some stamina, contract your pc muscles as hard as posible and then relax them half way, with any luck if you've got an erection it should start quivering really quick, that's the best description I can give you, try it.

This is like the most golden advice any guy could ask for!

lol.

dlish · 05-08-2006, 12:06 AM

id also love to know the position or exercise u were doing when u were 'bestowed' with such a 'problem'

05-01-2006, 04:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
instant-karma Upright	vibrating cock Question. I took up yoga as a hobby a few months ago. during one excercise/position I found that my dick was vibrating really quickly. naturally I followed this up and am becoming well practiced, the problem is, it sometimes doesn't stop. whenever it's hard and it feels some resistance, either clothing or dancing intimately with a girl it just vibrates. last week while dancing with a girl in a club it just started and I damn near cum on the dance floor. Is this something all guys can do and I just learned late or am I a freak of nature (could be a unique selling point in the chat up stakes)

05-01-2006, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	Damn... sounds like you're a genuine human vibrator. __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

05-01-2006, 05:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
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05-01-2006, 06:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	What an interesting phenomenon. I have no idea what would cause that, but if my dick was doing strange things, my ass would be running to a doctor's office. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

05-01-2006, 07:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	I gotta start taking yoga classes __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

05-01-2006, 08:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	damn, this would come in handy. I bet if most guys learned to do this, vibrator sales would be way down.

05-01-2006, 08:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	isnt having a vibrating dick a good thing many guys may be wishing they had it __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

05-01-2006, 12:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
instant-karma Upright	Ahh, it aint that normal then. coool. i'm still kinda worried though, i think i'll ask the yoga instructor anyway, he must have heard of this before, surely.

05-01-2006, 01:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	I am curious as to what position set this in motion (literally). While I am no yogi, I've not shared your experience. __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

05-01-2006, 01:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	It sounds like muscle spasms. I get them in my arm from time to time, but I've never heard of it happening in the pubic region. If it persists for more than a week or so, you might want to visit your doctor just to be on the safe side. If anyone else wants a similar sensation, try the old washing machine position with a twist. Instead of having her sit on the washing machine, have him sit on the washing machine. It can effectively turn the man into a living vibrator.

05-01-2006, 01:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
visotech Insane Location: San Diego, CA	Try only putting the battery in when your in the bedroom

05-01-2006, 08:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Gonth Upright Location: Home sweet home is Decatur GA, but currently schooling in Rochester NY	Sounds like your just lucky. __________________ You are the most important person in your world

05-01-2006, 08:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Dude! Youre a robot! But seriously I'd be way more concerned than proud, it sounds like your parasympathetic nervous system is spasing. Your nerves shouldn't be firing like that.

05-01-2006, 08:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	This sounds like complete bullshit. Can someone more informed about yoga put me in my place? __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

05-01-2006, 08:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kalibah Insane Location: Padded Playhouse	Am I the only one that wants to know the position?

05-03-2006, 06:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	... devining rod __________________ fyi: I am a female

05-08-2006, 12:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	id also love to know the position or exercise u were doing when u were 'bestowed' with such a 'problem' __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-03-2006, 05:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
Invalid Comfort Upright	i've had this happen briefly a long time ago. I was like "wha...?". It never hapened again so I wasn't worried about it, but I do know from personal experince that it can happen. Be awesome to be able to trigger anytime. If you perform kegals it's essentially the same thing. I'd imagine that you'd be able to eventually get it fit and learn to control it enough that it would be able to "vibrate"

05-04-2006, 03:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
KungFuGuy Insane	Maybe its a muscle spasm in the PC muscle. Or it might be like a nervous twitch, just happens to be in your dick where as most people get nervous ticks in their eyes and what not.

05-04-2006, 05:06 PM	#20 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	...why all the worry? You should be extremely popular with the ladies! Do tell us which yoga position you were doing. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

05-04-2006, 07:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Mine did that once when I was inside her. Then, we realized I'd farted! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-05-2006, 12:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
instant-karma Upright	pmsl@dei37. it's pc muscle thing rather than the yoga i think. I'd definately try kegal excercises, you don't realise how much control you've got down there. kalibah, do some pc excercises to get some stamina, contract your pc muscles as hard as posible and then relax them half way, with any luck if you've got an erection it should start quivering really quick, that's the best description I can give you, try it.