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Question. I took up yoga as a hobby a few months ago. during one excercise/position I found that my dick was vibrating really quickly. naturally I followed this up and am becoming well practiced, the problem is, it sometimes doesn't stop. whenever it's hard and it feels some resistance, either clothing or dancing intimately with a girl it just vibrates. last week while dancing with a girl in a club it just started and I damn near cum on the dance floor. Is this something all guys can do and I just learned late or am I a freak of nature (could be a unique selling point in the chat up stakes)

doncalypso

Damn... sounds like you're a genuine human vibrator.

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Cynthetiq

maybe you should inquire with your yoga instructor...

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Toaster126

What an interesting phenomenon. I have no idea what would cause that, but if my dick was doing strange things, my ass would be running to a doctor's office.

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skier

I gotta start taking yoga classes

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Glory's Sun

damn, this would come in handy. I bet if most guys learned to do this, vibrator sales would be way down.

nukeu666

isnt having a vibrating dick a good thing
many guys may be wishing they had it

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instant-karma

Ahh, it aint that normal then. coool. i'm still kinda worried though, i think i'll ask the yoga instructor anyway, he must have heard of this before, surely.

Bobaphat

I am curious as to what position set this in motion (literally). While I am no yogi, I've not shared your experience.

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Willravel

It sounds like muscle spasms. I get them in my arm from time to time, but I've never heard of it happening in the pubic region. If it persists for more than a week or so, you might want to visit your doctor just to be on the safe side.

If anyone else wants a similar sensation, try the old washing machine position with a twist. Instead of having her sit on the washing machine, have him sit on the washing machine. It can effectively turn the man into a living vibrator.

visotech

Try only putting the battery in when your in the bedroom

Gonth

Sounds like your just lucky.

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Zeraph

Dude! Youre a robot! But seriously I'd be way more concerned than proud, it sounds like your parasympathetic nervous system is spasing. Your nerves shouldn't be firing like that.

Halx

This sounds like complete bullshit. Can someone more informed about yoga put me in my place?

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Willravel

Yoga can usually reduce muscle spasms, but it can occasionally cause them. There is a chance, albeit a small chance, that this is true. I'm not a yoga insturcter, but I do yoga. It's kinda like the whole Iran having nukes thing: there's no proof either way, so you've gotta decide for yourself.

Kalibah

Am I the only one that wants to know the position?

Invalid Comfort

i've had this happen briefly a long time ago. I was like "wha...?". It never hapened again so I wasn't worried about it, but I do know from personal experince that it can happen. Be awesome to be able to trigger anytime. If you perform kegals it's essentially the same thing. I'd imagine that you'd be able to eventually get it fit and learn to control it enough that it would be able to "vibrate"

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KungFuGuy

Maybe its a muscle spasm in the PC muscle. Or it might be like a nervous twitch, just happens to be in your dick where as most people get nervous ticks in their eyes and what not.

hunnychile

...why all the worry? You should be extremely popular with the ladies! Do tell us which yoga position you were doing.

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DEI37

Mine did that once when I was inside her. Then, we realized I'd farted!

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tuffrr

Bwhahahaha.

instant-karma

pmsl@dei37. it's pc muscle thing rather than the yoga i think. I'd definately try kegal excercises, you don't realise how much control you've got down there. kalibah, do some pc excercises to get some stamina, contract your pc muscles as hard as posible and then relax them half way, with any luck if you've got an erection it should start quivering really quick, that's the best description I can give you, try it.

Invalid Comfort

This is like the most golden advice any guy could ask for!

lol.

dlish

id also love to know the position or exercise u were doing when u were 'bestowed' with such a 'problem'

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